In today’s episode, we’ll teach you how to cuddle an elephant seal. And tomorrow, we’ll show you how to seal a cuddly elephant.
// Update: video is here now, thanks to alert Cuteporter HollyBeary //
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Mmm-wah, Kathryn M.!
From the category archives: Top 4
THIS JUST IN: A Dik-Dik schnozzle
April 8, 2010 By
Dik-Diks are African mini hoofers who run around the plains delighting everyone who sees them. I hadn’t noticed before, but they also have spectacular little Tapir-like schnozzles! Check it!
The cutest animal… by mistca and Eyelashes Antelope by mikel.hendriks
Fro Bros
April 6, 2010 By
I have never seen such Honky-ness in all mah life. Check this out.
Almost as hilarious as The Classic 2006 Trapezoid Head.
THAT is some precision cutting. Cute animal by the obviously happy Happy CNM.
Morris the Cat’s ’85 Yearbook
April 5, 2010 By
Favorite Quote: “Why don’t you take a picture? It lasts longer!”
Nickname: B.C.O.C.
Likes: Simple Minds, Cosby Show, Shermer High, Flux Capacitors
Dislikes: New Coke, Jefferson Starship, Edna’s Edibles
Time Will Tell: Compact Discs, Mike Tyson, Oprah Winfrey
Frankie says relax, Larissa A.
Easter Hams!
April 4, 2010 By
Lent is over, so you can have ham again.
Here you go!
Easter Bunny Szarotka and Easter Bunny Chmurka by the fabulous pyza*.
You’re a baby kitten, I’m a baby otter! Let’s be friends
April 3, 2010 By
While you were busy eating your Peeps sushi, this new item came in. See if you can follow this nice lady’s accent as she describes a saved otter who snorgles with her kitten.
Evil otter thanks to Ms. Fiv3r 
Pretty Itty-Bitty Not-So-Biggie Piggies!
April 2, 2010 By
Check out the latest pet craze in England. Some little piggies go to market, but these micro-piggies stay wee, wee, wee — and go all the way to loving homes.
‘Shopped or Not? A Handy Guide
April 1, 2010 By
From time to time, readers claim that some photos on our site are digitally altered, or ” ‘shopped,” in the common vernacular. What they may not know is that all photos featured in this blog undergo a rigorous screening process designed to weed out such deceit, and assure the viewer of genuine cuteness.
For a glimpse into this process, let us consider the image below. The casual viewer may be quick to declare this a forgery, pointing to the curious lack of shadows beneath the squirrel’s paws. However, this can be easily explained by the clouds in the background diffusing the sunlight. Verdict: Not ‘shopped.
In this comical scene, the meerkat on the left appears to have been stretched to a height taller than the others, and it’s tempting to believe that it has been cloned from the similar meerkat on the right. However, a closer inspection of their faces and hand positions reveals that they are unique. Verdict: Not ‘shopped.
Finally, let us turn our attention to this scene of urban chaos. Sharp-eyed viewers will note that an overturned vehicle in front of the cat has been duplicated in reverse just to its right. In addition, the cat’s front paws are too far apart to hold the taxicab, which has obviously been substituted for a much larger vehicle, such as an ambulance or FedEx truck. Verdict: This looks ‘shopped.
Credit: Squirrelzilla by Genista. Meerkats submitted by Victoria M.
Scaredy Cat Needs Security Pup
March 25, 2010 By
I had this dream this giant clown showed up and he was holding this porcelain doll that could blink, and then I was trapped in this weird hallway with Gary Busey and he kept trying to feed me chocolate, and then I fell through a grate on a city sidewalk and landed on Bea Arthur’s shoulder pad!
I’m just so glad you’re here! Can I hold you?
Forwarded by Glazed M. Original post can be found here and also posted here.
It’s Hrothghar, Chihuahua of Destiny!
March 25, 2010 By
[Cue jaunty marching music: ♫ HRUM-pum-pum-pumpity-PUM-pum-pum... ♫]
Highwaymen, beware! Blaggards and knaves, take care!
For a hero roams the forest with a might beyond compare!
With his faithful St. Bernard, he is always on his guard,
Fighting evil and injustice with a proud and piercing stare!
For this brave and bold chihuahua
will not fail his finest howah,
And he’ll make the cowards cowah
With his mighty Yap of Powah!
So sing his praises from the rocks and from the tallest tree,
He’s the Wa-Wa of Des-tin-eeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
I feel safer already, Ant.
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