All I Want For Christmas Is My Two Front Teeth

and the 2013 CO Calendar. [Get yours here! -Ed]

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Announcing 2013 Cute Overload Calendars, People!

We’re back! Introducing the 2013 calendar based on Cute Overload: “The Fuzziest, Nicest Blog On The Planet”! (CBS News!) 365 Days of Impossibly Cute Photos, at low, low prices! Two options from which to choose! [waves hand over crowd]

2013 Page-a-Day Calendar

and the…

2013 Wall Calendar

Ready to order! Amazon.com Operators are standing by!

Let’s check out the Page-a-Day calendar first. Look how nice it would look on your lawn. Yes, you correctly recognize Heisman Ham on the cover!


You can learn new Glossary terms every day. Use these terms at home and office to DEF IMPRESS


New this year, we also have Photo Assignments, where you can participate in the action:


Heisman isn’t the only ham in there – check the beady-eyed action on January 28!


If the Page-a-Day isn’t your format – go Big with the jumbo Wall Calendar! (Actual size is about 12 by 18 inches)


Inside, each month shows a massive image of overwhelming cuteness, AND a photo each day.


Be sure to enjoy ALL the famous Cute Overload Rules of Cuteness and wonderfully hilarious captions by Not That Mike The Other Mike!

So whether you’re going Back to school, or looking for the perfect hostess gift, or getting a kick start to your Christmas shopping, it’s all about the:

2013 Wall Calendar - Order now!

and the…

2013 Page-a-Day Calendar - Order now!

Easter Hams!

Lent is over, so you can have ham again.

Here you go!

Easter Bunny Szarotka and Easter Bunny Chmurka by the fabulous pyza*.

Fro Bros

I have never seen such Honky-ness in all mah life. Check this out.

Almost as hilarious as The Classic 2006 Trapezoid Head.

THAT is some precision cutting. Cute animal by the obviously happy Happy CNM.

Morris the Cat’s ’85 Yearbook

Favorite Quote: “Why don’t you take a picture? It lasts longer!”

Nickname: B.C.O.C.

Likes: Simple Minds, Cosby Show, Shermer High, Flux Capacitors

Dislikes: New Coke, Jefferson Starship, Edna’s Edibles

Time Will Tell: Compact Discs, Mike Tyson, Oprah Winfrey

Frankie says relax, Larissa A.

Easter Hams!

Lent is over, so you can have ham again.

Here you go!

Easter Bunny Szarotka and Easter Bunny Chmurka by the fabulous pyza*.

You’re a baby kitten, I’m a baby otter! Let’s be friends

While you were busy eating your Peeps sushi, this new item came in. See if you can follow this nice lady’s accent as she describes a saved otter who snorgles with her kitten.

Evil otter thanks to Ms. Fiv3r ;)

Pretty Itty-Bitty Not-So-Biggie Piggies!

Check out the latest pet craze in England. Some little piggies go to market, but these micro-piggies stay wee, wee, wee — and go all the way to loving homes.

‘Shopped or Not? A Handy Guide

From time to time, readers claim that some photos on our site are digitally altered, or ” ‘shopped,” in the common vernacular. What they may not know is that all photos featured in this blog undergo a rigorous screening process designed to weed out such deceit, and assure the viewer of genuine cuteness.

For a glimpse into this process, let us consider the image below. The casual viewer may be quick to declare this a forgery, pointing to the curious lack of shadows beneath the squirrel’s paws. However, this can be easily explained by the clouds in the background diffusing the sunlight. Verdict: Not ‘shopped.

In this comical scene, the meerkat on the left appears to have been stretched to a height taller than the others, and it’s tempting to believe that it has been cloned from the similar meerkat on the right.  However, a closer inspection of their faces and hand positions reveals that they are unique. Verdict: Not ‘shopped.

Finally, let us turn our attention to this scene of urban chaos. Sharp-eyed viewers will note that an overturned vehicle in front of the cat has been duplicated in reverse just to its right. In addition, the cat’s front paws are too far apart to hold the taxicab, which has obviously been substituted for a much larger vehicle, such as an ambulance or FedEx truck. Verdict: This looks ‘shopped.

Credit: Squirrelzilla by Genista. Meerkats submitted by Victoria M.

Scaredy Cat Needs Security Pup

I had this dream this giant clown showed up and he was holding this porcelain doll that could blink, and then I was trapped in this weird hallway with Gary Busey and he kept trying to feed me chocolate, and then I fell through a grate on a city sidewalk and landed on Bea Arthur’s shoulder pad!

I’m just so glad you’re here! Can I hold you?

Forwarded by Glazed M. Original post can be found here and also posted here.