I’m pretending it’s Friday.

Grapetung

Mornin’, Peeps.

Sources here and here, if you couldn’t guess.  ;)

Overwhelmed… by HOLYWHUTTHEFLIPPIN!???

[SNICKER]

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Humblest apologies, y’all.  Happy Friday!  ;-)

Charlie, Chloe. Chloe, Charlie.

The Daily Coyote, friend of Teh Qte™, recently reported PUPPIES.  And now SOMEbody’s getting a new BABY SISTER:

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(sniffing ensues)

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Yay Spring!  It does make me wonder where Eli stands on all of this, though.

We’ve seen Charlie with Eli before.  Many thanks, Shreve!

TEH HYELANDRRR!

SUM UTHAR TIEM, MAKLOWD!!!

Tcbo1_tuni

Cats. LOL.

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Kitteh sez it all, rilly.  ROFLCOMBOS.  Wif speshul gest Lary LMAO an teh SNIKRdoodz.

Hmf.

OK, squawk monkey, there are some points which must be addressed.  I shall enumerate.

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1) I am eleven years old.  I am not a "kitten".

2) You will bring me three of those chewy "salmon"-flavored treats.

3) The length and relative pointy-ness of my claws is just fine as they currently are.

4) You will pet my forehead and ears, gently front to back, until I indicate that am ready for you to stop.  This should not be difficult for you to interpret, even considering the limited capacity for language that your species possesses.

5) You will remain quiet, still, and warm for a period of time not less than 30 minutes, and not more than 90 minutes.

6) That half-Siamese SNOT will be kept out of my sight for the remainder of the evening.  I am not particular about the methods you may employ to attain this goal.  Just see to it that they are effective.

7) This item is only here as filler.  Why?  Because otherwise there won’t be nine of them.  As the small monkeys say, "Duh."

8) Yes, OK.  I love you.  Just so.  What?  You… [sigh] must I always…?  Oh, very well:  Prrrrrr.

9) I believe one more salmon treat is in order.

It’s a PUUUUUUUP!…

I think everybody deserves a FRIDAY BONUS.  For frees!
Sparkbar

This RCF moment of Zen has been brought to you by Sqirlz Morph, Rule #39, and ImACatPersonAnyway.  Hehe.

Vous must be kitting moi

Not only have I coordinated my mittens with my scarf, I have thoughtfully chosen contacts which match your hardwood…

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…and now, after all of this, I am to FILE?

[whiskery huff]

Eh bien.  You shall find me under "F" for Fine, Fabulous, and also Finished.

Sally is indeed gorgeous, Peg of Tilling!

ENCORE!

Good grief, they’re coming out of the woodwork… um, plumbing?… anyway, this comes from the comments (thanks, TBlue!) under the last post:

Jenna kitty lives in Oz with BradiatorG.

Just keep swimming, just keep swimming…

Watercat
I think this kitty’s earned herself an "Unusual Animals" tag.

I love how she even has a floaty toy to play with.
DBrito602, what’s the biggest fish she’s ever caught?

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