GREETINGS, SCALELESS IMBECILE!

I AM STAN, FEARLESS LEADER OF ALL SNAKES ON A PLANE IN A HOODIE!

Ehn!

Scaleless Sender-Innering by Danielle S[sssssssssssssss].

That is One Unique Fingerprint

If you think this is weird, you should see the piglet squid he has on his thumb.

You just can’t shake that sucker, Patrick W. And Happy Birthday!

In Frog We Trust.

Look, I don’t like to brag, but my pad is better than yours.

Frogpole’s a dime a dozen, Amy J.

Let’s play Capybara-Wombat-Squirrel-monk

Sometimes photos of animals come into CO that are surely cute but a little – shall we say – less obvious to decipher.

Now, we know what this little guy is, but do you?

Guessing the correct animal gets you bragging rights only. “Little Baby Boy” (actual name) is staying with Danny W.

Surprisingly, He Likes Listening to Manilow

Michael W. believes that this flamboyant guy may be a tussock moth caterpillar. This may be, but what’s certain is he’s most likely related to Howard Jones.

Also a little old-school Sting, Johnny Rotton, and Bowie, Michael W.

Think Before You Speak, Mitch

As you know, I get paid to be suspicious when I’ve got nothing to be suspicious about. So tell me: Is this sweater here made of angora, Mitch?

The Firm is cracking down, Jodi M.

This Little Piggy Wants His Agent

He certainly lived up to his temperamental reputation; as soon as those galoshes went on, Salami Von Cured Snout wasn’t havin’ any of the wee or the all the way home.

He reminds me of a grumpy Mary Tyler Moore, Josh N.

The Hangover 2: Hammy Boogaloo

Sure, some fans may be upset, but it was a casting choice, you know? Besides, most people won’t even realize – I mean, I can’t tell you how many times I’ve heard  that Zach Galifianakis looks exactly like me!

And you thought Tyson’s tiger was a scene stealer, Lottie P.

Just Load ‘Em up and Fire, Boys

‘Gah head, Chuck, and roll the dice. But if I find out that you’ve tinkered with my power tools again, you best be wearing a helmet.

Chuck’s about to be bruised, Christine Y. Photo by Brittamay

Famed Designer Lucifur Lives up to Name

Sweetie, I need you to walk the runway like a Whippet, not a Clydesdale.

When’s her next collection, Tiffany G.

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