A Very Misleading Picnic Lunch Featuring Delicious Lardo

“Ciao! Il benvenuto! Come, sit! Sit! I so glad you here for lunches on this most beautiful day with me, Delicious Lardo!

Perhaps not the salty goodness one had in mind, Tara I.

Baby and Bambi Share Affectionate Thoughts

“Your white spots act as camouflage by blending with the the rays of light that filter through the canopy of leaves to the forest floor! Also, they look like fuzzy gumdrops!”

“And you smell like a banana that’s been doused in curdled love.”

Ella and Moon Shadow will be BFFs forevah, Frank and Carolyn D.

The Ties that Bind…?

Ma, you knew I was gonna leave the nest eventually. And as adorably aggressive as the thought behind this may be, we both know that Elmers is only delaying the inevitable.

Smooches, Jenifer T. Photo by Leon S. Tucker

Lock All Doors, and My God, DON’T! GET! HYSTERICAL!

Dr. Von ScroungeParts’ recent experiment of fusing two separate species – the ravenous Cid with the very surly yet strangely apathetic Puddy – has gone terribly awry. We implore you to take cover and be on the lookout: The Cicadacat is weird and dangerous.

It’s Kismet, Pam W.

World’s Top Eater Fail

When he began the challenge, everyone assumed it would be a non-gut buster considering he regularly snacks on the easily digestible triple-cheese inner tube with a side of pickled fire hydrant.

So when the final verdict was handed down, the shame and surprise were heavy: Jaws “Kobayashi” McNugget lost challenge “Candied Chickpea Bundt Cake”.

Looks like he’s going to Rowlf, Caye H.

Lil’ Stink Eye is All Talk…We Think.

Buddy, if you snap or make kiss-y noises at me just once more, I swears you’re gonna find yourself passin’ that camera in just a few days time.

Apparently you’ll both be sleeping with one eye open, Nicole H.

She Tastes Like Talcum Powder, Rainbows…and Disease.

“I swear I  just turned my head for a second,  and when I looked back – I was crippled with fear! My God, all those germs! Dr. Veterinarian, please tell me my baby isn’t going to lose his tongue…”

Isla’s adorable and that puppy is lucky to have her, Pammy O. Photo by Luly.

WAIT—Cats Can’t Do Pilates!

Hey, Shirley? This may be the “cool” way to do things, but wouldn’t it be easier if you just hauled your ass the five feet into the living room to do Pilates, you know, next to me?

Surely you’re joking @Bailey!

New Trend in Food Trucks: All-You-Can-Eat Bug Buffets

While his brothers’ dined on crispy crickets and gooey grasshoppers, Clive set his sights on the real prize: the dragonfries from the truck called IHOP’D.

If everything’s bigger in Texas, does that include the bugs? Photo by bsheridan

The Last Time Community Theater Rolls the Dice with an Unknown

Yeah, I let my hair down like he asked. Turns out, it’s freakin’ delicious.

Is he preparing for some kind of marathon, Lynn?

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