Great. Another Wet Kiss.

Sweeet-eeee! Come and give your Auntie Ruth some smoochie boochies!”

Cavernous mug, Rachel B.

The Weigh-In

I may be heavier than some other girls, but I’m gonna work that Miss Bamboo runway. Even if I do have two black eyes.

You better work, Ursa P.

Chiplight Savings Time

NUTS!

I forgot to set my alarm!

Whether You’re a Brother, or Whether You’re a Mother, I Guess Everyone’s a Bee Gees Fan

“MORE THAN A WO-MAN! MORE THAN A WO-MAN TO MEEEEEE!”

Let’s hope he’s not singing it to his mom, Brinke G.

Any New Puppy Owner’s First Day

“Don’t give me that look – you know you’re not supposed to do that…”


“Noooo….not that either…”


“Oh come on –how can I say no to this –these are verrrry expensive earphones, so NO-NO….”


“OK, I think we have a problem.”


Toothy, Kim B.

Damn These Artsy-Fartsy Neighborhoods

When the landlord said this nest was “Christo’s latest creation!” I just assumed he meant it was furnished with some junk from IKEA.

I want my security deposit back.

Modern loft, Hannah P. Photo by Chris

World Series Win Spurs Hurt Feelings

I’m considered a giant and nobody asked me to participate in a fun series of games in which I might win something super cool.

Congrats Giants – how you did it without The Baby, is anyone’s guess. Right,  Jorden C.?

Mr. Velvet

Try not to feel too bad about your homely self when you’re near me–not many can compete with me…

Mr. Velvet.

That’s a handful of ego, Erica P.

Must. Get. Secret. Treat.

Oh, Maru. Even at your most uninteresting, you continue to delight.

More more more Maru here.

Just two more days…Just two more days…

As much as Lenny hated his “Squash Stetson”, he knew that this was nothing compared to what he’ll endure at Christmas…those twinkle lights get so damn hot.

He looks so thrilled, John and Cheryl D.

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