“Sweeet-eeee! Come and give your Auntie Ruth some smoochie boochies!”
Cavernous mug, Rachel B.
The Weigh-In
November 9, 2010 By
I may be heavier than some other girls, but I’m gonna work that Miss Bamboo runway. Even if I do have two black eyes.
You better work, Ursa P.
Whether You’re a Brother, or Whether You’re a Mother, I Guess Everyone’s a Bee Gees Fan
November 4, 2010 By
“MORE THAN A WO-MAN! MORE THAN A WO-MAN TO MEEEEEE!”
Let’s hope he’s not singing it to his mom, Brinke G.
Any New Puppy Owner’s First Day
November 4, 2010 By
“Don’t give me that look – you know you’re not supposed to do that…”
“Noooo….not that either…”
“Oh come on –how can I say no to this –these are verrrry expensive earphones, so NO-NO….”
“OK, I think we have a problem.”
Toothy, Kim B.
Damn These Artsy-Fartsy Neighborhoods
November 2, 2010 By
When the landlord said this nest was “Christo’s latest creation!” I just assumed he meant it was furnished with some junk from IKEA.
I want my security deposit back.
Modern loft, Hannah P. Photo by Chris
World Series Win Spurs Hurt Feelings
November 2, 2010 By
I’m considered a giant and nobody asked me to participate in a fun series of games in which I might win something super cool.
Congrats Giants – how you did it without The Baby, is anyone’s guess. Right, Jorden C.?
Mr. Velvet
November 1, 2010 By
Try not to feel too bad about your homely self when you’re near me–not many can compete with me…
Mr. Velvet.
That’s a handful of ego, Erica P.
Must. Get. Secret. Treat.
November 1, 2010 By
Oh, Maru. Even at your most uninteresting, you continue to delight.
Just two more days…Just two more days…
October 29, 2010 By
As much as Lenny hated his “Squash Stetson”, he knew that this was nothing compared to what he’ll endure at Christmas…those twinkle lights get so damn hot.
He looks so thrilled, John and Cheryl D.
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