Anyone Have a Tiny Little Jack?

I think I have a flat tire. Either that, or I am flat tired.

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“Apparently she lies like this naturally,” says Flickr-er Ross Harmes.

The Extremely Rare Anti-Rule #46

Also known as the “double hrumph,” in which sleeping in the exact opposite of a yin-yang position is also cute.

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Sleepy Cats, via Christine Warner Hawks.

 

Flycatcher? More Like Eyecatcher, Amirite?

That’s right, hon-naaaaay, I am the Royal Flycatcher. Emphasis on the “royal” part. So if you can let go my leg and bow down before my regally epic fabulousness, we’ll get along fine.

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Via Reddit.

The C.O. Guide to Cat-proofing Your Home

Cats are naturally curious animals, and will naturally view any closed door as a challenge. For added security, place a pan of water in front of the…

… oh, never mind.

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A Cat and Mouse Game

… and for the 3,749th time, Masie Mouse beat her friend Molly Marmie in hide-and-go-seek.

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Via Reddit.

It’s My Coming Out Party!

This is my breakthrough moment! The day I come out of my shell and start hatching my own plans! So everybody show up and egg me on!

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Via U.S. Geological Survey.

Pup, Pup, and Away!

“Yes, it is I — Krypto the Superdog! Defender of justice! Biter of mailmen! Even in the bitter cold of winter, Evil never rests, and so I remain ever vigilant for… HARK! A call of distress! This looks like a job for…

“Oh, crap — I’m frozen to the railing.”

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Via Reddit, from which I also shamelessly stole my headline.

Did You Monkey Around with My Computer?

NO! No, absolutely, definitely, certainly not! That is an absolute falsehood! I deny it with the last breath in my body! No! I did not! NO, I say!

Well, OK, a bit. Your dock icons look like bananas now. But that’s all.

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Via Frontier.

Birdie Boogie

With a hip, hop, ya don’t stop the birdie
I’m bad, that’s the wordie
I dance like a toughie
Then I kiss my stuffie, yo.

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Meanwhile, at the Lost and Found Desk at Alpha Centauri Intergalactic Spaceport…

“Um, excusing of me, but have any life forms located a small metal briefcase? Slate grey, black handle, glowing a little bit and making a humming noise, with tentacles? It’s really important that I get that back.”

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“This guy is oddly cute,” notes Redditor jamieinthenorthwest.

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