For young children, offering a back rub can be a thoughtful way to help a parent unwind after a hard day. For best results, follow these steps:
- Make sure your parent wants a back rub at this time. (Especially important if your mom is Chancellor of Germany)
- Retract claws.
- Begin at the shoulder blades, making concentric circles, gradually working down the…
- Excuse me, did I stutter back there? RETRACT CLAWS!
Via Rob Bixby.