Chill Out, Dude

Yeah, it’s dark and the food’s a little tough to chew, but I’m cool with the climate.

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“Our Husky Stark seemed a little overheated after his walk this morning, so we decided to tried something out. We regret it now because it is next to impossible to get him to come out,” laments Redditor AmericanCarrot.

Oh, Madame, You Look Ravisheeng

Zat hat, eet ees so becomeeng on you! Ze style, ze co-lairs, ze jaunty plumage, eet transforms madame into ze vee-shon of lovliness, non?

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Diver Advisory Cautionary Warning Alert!

Due to the combined effects of acid rain, global warming, fracking runoff, radioactive fallout, burst sewage pipelines, and motor oil poured down storm drains, divers are advised that prolonged exposure to reef water may cause slight facial skin irritation.

Read more about it in The Mirror.

Sliding into Home

Roger, Mallard Air niner-niner, you are cleared for landing on runway three. Be advised that runway conditions may be a little icy, over.

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Two, Tired

14836778162_ed937b4778_kFlickrer Mark Peters rolls out the story: “Last week, Poplar Spring Animal Sanctuary accepted a mother pig and her babies into the fold. PETA rescued this family from a trash-filled pen in a trailer park in North Carolina. Now they can munch on grass, sleep in a straw-filled bed, and live out their lives together with lots of space to roam in, mud pools to cool off in, and a family of more than 40 other pigs to socialize with.”

2 Kute Krew

That’s DJ Marmie on turntable, DJ OtherMarmie on other turntable, and DJ OtherOtherMarmie on the Phatbeatdownator 3000.

Catching Up With Underdog

The kids these days, they got no gratitude. Do they care that I defeated the Mechanical Monsters or destroyed the Phoney Booths? Heck, most of them have never even seen a phone booth. Anyway, I gotta go, it’s bingo night.

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Via kchill0730.

Captain Ameripup!

Yes, kids, it’s Captain Ameripup! That dashing doggie defender of decency!

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… and his loyal sidekick, Dorky!

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Hello, I’m Your Substitute Dog

Good morning, assorted trespassers and ruffians. My name is Mrs. Flapnacht, and I’ll be guarding the house today. Now, just because the regular dog is out sick, that doesn’t mean you can march in here and take things! I am every bit as vicious as she is! I’ve got massive fangs, and razor-sharp claws two inches long, and… all right, who am I kidding here, the flat-screen TV’s just down the hall, help yourself.

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Via Gerry Thomasen.

Rear Brakes Standard

When Stella gets hot after a hard day of playing, she comes to a very distinctive stop.

According to YouTuber Jody Hartman, “Stella is a perfectly healthy yellow lab, and she only does this to cool down on the grass after she’s been fetching and playing.”

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