Greetings, Cute Overloadians! It is I, the All-Seeing Floating Puppy Head, sage, seer, and expert in the mysteries of lurve! For your humble offering of a cookie, I shall advise you on your most vexing love problems, provided they’re mostly legal!
Ask away! Alas, the All-Seeing Floating Puppy Head must leave the body of NTMTOM (whose relationship advice you do not want, trust me) and return to his own dimension. Farewell!