The All-Seeing Floating Puppy Head Answers Your Burning Love Questions!

Greetings, Cute Overloadians! It is I, the All-Seeing Floating Puppy Head, sage, seer, and expert in the mysteries of lurve! For your humble offering of a cookie, I shall advise you on your most vexing love problems, provided they’re mostly legal! Ask away! Alas, the All-Seeing Floating Puppy Head must leave the body of NTMTOM (whose relationship advice you do not want, trust me) and return to his own dimension. Farewell!

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You Nose I Love You

They look down their noses at us two
And say we’re too diverse
But dog and cat can share love true
For better or for worse

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To me, our strange forbidden love
Smells sweetly as a rose
We may not see eye to eye
But we do see nose to nose

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Bottom photo via Reddit.

I’m Tired of Winter!

Can it be spring already?

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What Manner of Wizardry Is This?

Eager for my daily constitutional, I open my front door and find… another door! And yet, though it appear solid, it is but a powdery substance that yields to my very touch and freezes my delicate nose! Gadzooks!

Don’t Hate Me Because I’m Beautiful

I can’t help having luxurious, full-bodied fur. I owe it all to nature — and to DogPoo™, the shampoo made just for dogs. I DogPoo once a day, to keep my coat silky-soft, with the unique fragrance only DogPoo can provide.

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Via Reddit.

Left Shark Explains

First of all, we had like an afternoon to learn that choreography. Second, I was supposed to be on the right, and they switched us at the last minute. Anyway, Katy was really sweet about it, and she’s only making me scrub the toilets on the tour bus for a week.

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Via Adam Rifkin, who finds karma.

This Isn’t Funny, Guys

Seriously, guys. Trying to eat here. Knock it off.

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Knock-Knock?

Who’s there?

Orange.

Orange who?

Orange you glad some nice person left half an orange here?

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“Little dude loves his orange,” notes Redditor dbomb65.

I Got No Strings on Me

“I mean, everyday it’s just the same old routine: Climb down the tree, forage for nuts, climb up the tree, go to sleep, do it again. And I ask myself, is that all there is? Do I get any choice here? How about you; you ever get that feeling you weren’t in control of your own life?”

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The backstory on this picture is really touching, so take a look.

TV Shows Only Cats Can See

Mousing With the Stars — Five ferocious felines go on a rodent rampage; who will win? Join celebrity judges Jingles, Boo-boo, Princess Poofypants and special guest judge Lindsay Lohan for a rollicking hour of carnage.

Afterschool Special: Licking Licking — Within this respectable suburban community, one family must face its secret shame: Children who lick themselves there in full view of company.

Laser Kitty! — The crime-fighting cat who zaps bad guys with his glowing eyes! Tonight’s episode: “Nipped in the Bud” — Laser Kitty takes on a ruthless gang of inner-city catnip pushers.

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Via Rikki’s Refuge.

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