New Hope for the Easily Startled

For those suffering from Perpetual Jumpiness Syndrome (PJ’S), there is now a conditioning therapy in which the subject is surrounded by breakable objects while therapists in sheets yell “Boo!”

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Via Reddit.

Get Smart, Stay Warm

In the colder months, the Secret Society of Master Meerkats prefers to hold its private discussions under the heated Cone of Silence.

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Meerkats at the UK Zoo, via Reddit.

And Here We Are In Waikiki…

The weather was just perfect the whole time, wasn’t it, Stanley? I swear, it was so romantic, we were like a couple of teenagers again!

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Via Reddit.

The Legend of Skippy

The story goes way back, they say, to the days when this city was just a humble mining town. Little Timmy Johnson had fallen down the mine shaft where they stored all the TNT, nitro glycerine, blasting caps, gelignite, sulfuric acid, roman candles, sparklers, plus 24 quarts of diet cola and a case of Mentos.

None of the good townfolk knew what to do. Should they lower a rope, go in after him, or keep making thoughtful muttering noises? But Timmy’s dog Skippy weren’t having any of that. Quick as a wink, he grabs a torch in his mouth and dives down into the shaft. And that was the last they ever saw of Skippy. Or Timmy. Or the town. And that’s how we came to be known as Craterville.

Now, some folks say you can still see Skippy, chasing through the clouds, looking for his master. Buncha nonsense, if’n you ask me.

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Via Reddit.

Next Time, Use Sniffy Lube!

For superior auto service, bring your car to Sniffy Lube.™ The highly trained noses of Sniffy Lube’s expert “me-cat-nics” can smell trouble in your car no matter where it is.

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Via Makoto Satsukawa.

Oh, There Will Be a Boss Fight

The newest game from Obscurity Studios is Call of Booty, a side-scrolling platformer in which you control the Dread Pirate Marvin as he races to save his lady love, Anita Handhere, battling waves of zombies, skeletons, zombie skeletons, and the extremely realistic Atomic Mega-Whapzilla.

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Via spilltojill.

From the C.O. Impractical Joke Files

If you really want to confuse your cat, wait until your cat is sleeping, then tear down your house and rebuild it so that it appears to be on its side.

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Via Kelly Sikkema. (… or you could just call Confuse-A-Cat)

Cute Overload: Now 100% Chinch-Powered!

Ladies and gentlemen, Cute Overload is proud to announce that its web servers are now powered by 100% natural chinchillas! Totally organic, zero carbon footprint, and very low emissions (unless he’s had broccoli for lunch).

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Useless Pointless Cuteness

Pug Washes Your Monitor: Here, let me get that for you… Wait, now this bit’s smeared over here… Oh, and now there’s some drool over here… Dang, this is harder than I thought… (Requires Flash)

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Cat Bounce: Pick ’em up, watch ’em bounce! Hours of amusement! Guaranteed to break the ice at parties! (Requires Flash)

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Koalas to the Max: Use your mouse to divide the circles until you see a picture of a koala. This is the most work you will ever do to see a picture of a koala.

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Found via The Useless Web.

But I’ve Never Been to Costa Rica!

C’mon, whaddya say? There’s plenty of room for me if you ditch those shoes. Heck, you’ll only need the sandals anyway. And then you can stow me away in the stowaway compartment — that’s what it’s there for, right?

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“She wanted to come too,” explains Redditor loz_brewer.

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