So, Basically, the Horns Are Just Really Big Party Favors

You learn something new every day on this site, folks…

Today’s Special: Corgi in a Blanket

Start your day with an omelet, rice, ham and adorableness, with a side of sausage.

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Via RocketNews24.

Wait, There’s Dessert, Too?

If I’d known that, I wouldn’t have eaten that extra steak. And all those mashed potatoes. And those fourteen dinner rolls, and those three glasses of wine, and… urrrrrrrrrrghhhhhhhhhhhhh

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This post has nothing to do with Arbroath.

You Are Getting Sleee-peee…

You will fall into a deeeeeeep sleeeeeep and just lie there, doing nothing. In other words, pretty much how you act on a normal day…

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Via Reddit.

A Duncan Butterfly Yo-yo?!

Wow, that takes me back. I used to do all kinds of tricks with mine. Once I did a walk-the-dog into a round-the-world finish, and smashed our TV. Or the time I did a behind-the-back triple loop, and broke Mom’s antique vase. Over time, I got pretty good at it, too. Plate-glass window? Gone. Dad’s bowling trophy? Kiss it goodbye. Oh, those were the days…

Anyway, here’s a picture of a cute rodent.

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Via Mashable.

Stain Resistance Never Tasted so Good!

Is your pup a couch-licker? New cherry-flavored Cutegard™ protects your delicate fabric, and treats your pet to a tangy taste sensation! Also available in grape, banana, and mango!


Another fine product from ShameCoSolving Problems We Create… With Science!

Curious Creatures of the Amazon!

Noted for its deadly lunging attacks, the South American Carpet Eel can retract its entire head into its protective outer skin, then dart out to catch its prey.

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Kitty Faith Healing

“Oh, most merciful Supreme Cat on high, we pray thee send a miracle through my paws, that blessed Brother Mousie may frolic and scamper once more, and in return, I promise not to bite him so hard in the future, hal-lay-loo-yuh!”

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Via Reddit.

‘Allo, Mah Darl-leeng…

Ah apollo-jahse for arriveeng in your keetchen wisout an een-vee-tay-shon, but I could not keep mahzelf away. You look so ravisheeng in your housecoat and slipp-ayres, my loff. Now, eef you weel cease wis zhe shriekeeng, I shall make zhe toast to your beauty…

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Via Mashable. Update: “not”

See Things Only a Squirrel Could Believe!

Did you know that dinosaurs and squirrels roamed the Earth together? It’s true! Just one of the many fascinating factually true facts waiting for you at The Museum of Alternative Natural History!


Over 30 lifelike exhibits will show you the absolute truth that so-called “paleontologists” and “scientists” don’t want you to know!

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You’ll see how squirrels and dinosaurs lived together in harmony, and invented fire, agriculture, linoleum, moveable type, and the classic Partridge Family lunchbox!

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So when you’re ready for real answers, come to The Museum of Alternative Natural History! Just $24.95 for adults, $19.95 for impressionable children! Free parking!

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Via The Daily Mail.