You Put de Lime in de Koo-Koo Pup

In the manner of a tune you oldsters may remember, here’s a boxer having a nice time with a lime, until… CITRUS ATTACK! WHEEP! WHEEP! Here’s a tip, pup: Those things are much better con cerveza.

I Got It… I Got It… I Got It…

… um, I don’t got it.

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Today in Cute History

1846 — Ignoring the skepticism and ridicule of the British Explorer’s Society, J. Burpley Whiskerton spends his entire family fortune and years of tireless searching before finally discovering the fabled Island of Giant Marshmallows.

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Our cat Maja, via Vanerpaddel.

Eh, It’s Just a Theory

As she stared up at the squirrel, she realized that the time had come to reconsider many of her deeply-held beliefs on the subject of gravity…

Caprica vs Squirrel

Sender-inner Robin J. writes: “This is my mini doxie, Caprica, having a standoff with a squirrel in my backyard. The squirrel wants to get off the tree so he can scoop up all the seeds the birds drop from the feeder hanging above. Caprica is not having any of it!”

C.O. Hiking Safety Tips

Hiking in the great outdoors can be a fun and rewarding activity. However, Nature is full of scary things that will totally eat you, so follow these tips:

  1. Remain on trails at all times.
  2. Do not disturb rocks, fallen trees, or remains of crashed UFOs.
  3. If you encounter hikers with a pronounced interest in chainsaws, hockey masks, or banjo music, notify authorities.
  4. For added protection, consider bringing a very large dog.

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Via Reddit.

TP or Not TP?

That is the question. Although “How did somebody manage to stack this much toilet paper on a cat without it going completely mental and trying to unspool every one?” would make a good follow-up question.

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Via Reddit.

I’m Just Lion Here…

… waiting for you to rub mah belleh. You know you want to. And I know you know you want to. And you know I know you know (etc. etc.). So make with the rubbing already, I’m not getting any younger here!

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Via Frontier.

Spoiler Alert!

Chris Pratt? He was dee-LEEE-shuss.

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Via Reddit.

Duck, Duck! Goose!

Pray silence, please, and bow down before the most esteemed Sir Reginald Goosington-Drake, Grand Duck of Dukeburg, Royal Order of the Giblet, Earl of Brouhaha, Milk of Magnesia, Twelfth Marquis of the House of Pancakes, Sultan of Stouffer, Fresh Prince of Foie Gras, Clark of Kent…

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“Did someone say duck?” asks Robert Payne.

Like I Ain’t Sweatin’ Enough Already

Yeah, I like being a turtle OK. Shell keeps the rain off, kinda handy. Plenty of food right there at ground level, just help yourself. And of course, y’always know the way home, heh heh — boy, I hear that one enough times. Only complaint, really, this the hot part of the year ain’t the best time to be born wearing a turtleneck sweater.

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Via Virginia State Parks.

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