In the thrilling climax, our heroes come face to face with Gozer the Destructor, flanked by her fearsome hellhounds!
Photo credit: Carolyn Coles
How Cuteness Can Save The World
September 8, 2010 By
From times prehistoric to present, life has been defined by the conflict over scarce resources. The strong too often dominate the weak; the many oppress the few.
As we seek the elusive balance, consider the example of our lowly housepets. Blissfully untroubled by matters of size or strength, they are equal souls, sharing without contention or complaint, instinctively seeking the perfect equilibrium of…
… oh, never mind.
Bowzer (dog) and Kodiak (kitty) seem to have reached an understanding, Allegra O.
Ooh, Such a Booping I Will Give You!
September 7, 2010 By
When I see a nose like that, I just gotta boop it! I can’t help myself, I’m like a maniac with the booping! No point in trying to fight it, Big Nose — you’re getting booped!
Found on Your Morning Adorable.
Surprise Attack!
September 7, 2010 By
Off the Wall!
September 6, 2010 By
At the Whack-a-Mole Auditions
September 5, 2010 By
A Polite Request from Monstro
September 3, 2010 By
Yeah, we’ve all seen the movie. Jiminy Cricket, Blue Fairy, “I got no strings,” the whole schmear. Hey, even my grandkids like it — until they get to that scene.
Look, I’m a big animal, and sometimes I swallow things. You try watching where you’re going with a head the size of a submarine. So if you happen to find yourself in my belly, do me a favor: Don’t start a fire; just knock. I’ll let you out, promise.
Posted to our Twitter feed by sfxmaven, who found it in this slideshow.
You Call This A Circle of Life?!
September 3, 2010 By
“… and so, Simba, the gazelles eat the grass, and then we eat the gazelles, and then we poop out the gazelles and they go back into the grass. And then a baboon smears Welch’s Grape Jelly on your forehead and that’s how you become king…”
That’s a song cue if ever I heard one, Andy R.
Cutest Bargain Ever!
September 2, 2010 By
Short on cash? Well, just look at what you can pick up with a penny these days! It’s a frog no bigger than a pea, discovered in the forests of Borneo. Scientists once thought it was a juvenile of a larger species, but now know this is as big as it gets.
You have an eye for detail, Katherine B.
A Correction and Apology
September 1, 2010 By
As longtime C.O. readers know, we can’t get enough of trick pool shooting, and love to showcase new talent. And so we thought we had when we featured “Lightning Vinnie” Garbanzo, who seemingly cleared an entire rack in a single break.
Alas, it was a fraud. In this slowed-down version of the original video, you can clearly see that an accomplice was used. We regret being taken in by this base deception, and wish to assure readers that this will not happen again.
Our thanks to alert reader Eleaq for bringing this to our attention.
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