Birdie Boogie

With a hip, hop, ya don’t stop the birdie
I’m bad, that’s the wordie
I dance like a toughie
Then I kiss my stuffie, yo.

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Meanwhile, at the Lost and Found Desk at Alpha Centauri Intergalactic Spaceport…

“Um, excusing of me, but have any life forms located a small metal briefcase? Slate grey, black handle, glowing a little bit and making a humming noise, with tentacles? It’s really important that I get that back.”

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“This guy is oddly cute,” notes Redditor jamieinthenorthwest.

You Like My Leeepy-Steecky?

It’s “Strawberry Shortcake” from Maybunlene! Don’t you think it complements my black mascara and eye shadow?

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“My bunny loves strawberries,” explains Redditor Tukankhamun.

But All the Same, It Was Totally Our Idea

Not to be outdone by tech giants such as Tesla, Google, and Apple, Cute Overload is proud to announce its plans to build its own self-driving car. The initial prototype consists of a cat driving a Tesla while consulting Google Maps on an iPhone.

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Via Rikki’s Refuge.

New Hope for the Easily Startled

For those suffering from Perpetual Jumpiness Syndrome (PJ’S), there is now a conditioning therapy in which the subject is surrounded by breakable objects while therapists in sheets yell “Boo!”

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Via Reddit.

Get Smart, Stay Warm

In the colder months, the Secret Society of Master Meerkats prefers to hold its private discussions under the heated Cone of Silence.

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Meerkats at the UK Zoo, via Reddit.

And Here We Are In Waikiki…

The weather was just perfect the whole time, wasn’t it, Stanley? I swear, it was so romantic, we were like a couple of teenagers again!

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Via Reddit.

The Legend of Skippy

The story goes way back, they say, to the days when this city was just a humble mining town. Little Timmy Johnson had fallen down the mine shaft where they stored all the TNT, nitro glycerine, blasting caps, gelignite, sulfuric acid, roman candles, sparklers, plus 24 quarts of diet cola and a case of Mentos.

None of the good townfolk knew what to do. Should they lower a rope, go in after him, or keep making thoughtful muttering noises? But Timmy’s dog Skippy weren’t having any of that. Quick as a wink, he grabs a torch in his mouth and dives down into the shaft. And that was the last they ever saw of Skippy. Or Timmy. Or the town. And that’s how we came to be known as Craterville.

Now, some folks say you can still see Skippy, chasing through the clouds, looking for his master. Buncha nonsense, if’n you ask me.

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Via Reddit.

Next Time, Use Sniffy Lube!

For superior auto service, bring your car to Sniffy Lube.™ The highly trained noses of Sniffy Lube’s expert “me-cat-nics” can smell trouble in your car no matter where it is.

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Via Makoto Satsukawa.

Oh, There Will Be a Boss Fight

The newest game from Obscurity Studios is Call of Booty, a side-scrolling platformer in which you control the Dread Pirate Marvin as he races to save his lady love, Anita Handhere, battling waves of zombies, skeletons, zombie skeletons, and the extremely realistic Atomic Mega-Whapzilla.

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Via spilltojill.

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