This Was the Best Sleepover Ever!

“(yawn) Good night, Stuffed Moose! Good night, Stuffed Possibly a Platypus! Good night, Little Orphan Slipper! See you guys in the morning!”

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“Our puppy crawled into the pillow and went to sleep,” says Flickerer Zigger_Dog.

Welcome to My Open House!

I think you’re going to just love this cozy birdhouse. It’s perfect for a young couple looking to get away from that whole do-it-yourself “nest” thing.

Piko Smile!

Piko Smile! from sender-inner Joshua J.

Here it is, Your Moment of Disapproval

I would like to express how very, very, very, very, very, disappointed I am. You really, really, really let me down. I don’t need to say what it was you did. I’m sure you know. Just don’t let it happen again.

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Buller the Rabbit, via Kristoffer Trolle.

And Now, Introduction to Public Speaking, With Your Host, Fheodore Fhistlefhwaite

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Via David James Miller.

The Few, the Proud… The Pizza Cats!

[MOVIE TRAILER VOICE] In a world where people hunger for truth, justice and stuffed crusts, four brave kitties get the job done. Wanted by the authorities for a hairball they didn’t commit, they survive in the notorious Pizza Underground. So if you’re having a party, if no one else can deliver — and if you can find them — maybe you can hire… the Pizza Cats!

 

MEET DETCH! Fleet of foot, Detch is a delivery demon! His Motto: “Guaranteed delivery in 30 minutes or it’s late!”

 

MEET DORA! With dizzying determination and deft discipline over detail, Dora monitors the delivery fleet!

 

MEET HIME! The spreadsheet demon, this atomic-powered accountant can balance books with her butt!

 

MEET TENCHI! Taking orders on the front lines, Tenchi works hard for the money… although a lack of opposable thumbs makes it hard to spend.

Via The Consumerist and AdWeek.

 

What’s Russian for “Get the Crisco”?

INSTRUCTIONS FOR WATCHING THIS VIDEO

  1. Start video
  2. Place finger in cheek
  3. At 1:14, make “pop” noise
  4. Repeat at 1:30

Yes, it’s a prairie dog stuck in its own hole. Time to hit the treadmill, Chuck.

What Are They Putting in Those Leaves?

And whatever it is, could I get some in my morning coffee?

He Asked Me! He Asked Me!

This is the happiest day of my life! I can’t wait to call my mom, and text my girlfriends, and go shopping for matching collars, and look for a nice doghouse in the suburbs, and…

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“They’re actually brother and sister,” notes Redditor shes_a_gdb. (Yes, I have no idea which one’s which.)

Oh Boy, It’s a Kitten!

Oh joy and rapture! Now I have my own lit-tuhl friend to hug and play with and love and also hug! And it will sleep in my bed, and eat all my food, and chew up my toys… and… whack my nose when I’m sleeping… and…

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“Was worried about how the dog would react to the new kitten,” says Redditor toniashley88. “I think it’s safe to say he’s happy about it.”

Kids These Days, They Just Stand There

Why, when I was their age, I was leaping and frolicking all over the place! Now look at ‘em — stiff as statues.

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Via Sam Lavy.

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