Quantum Pounce

To save his funding, time-travel scientist Sam Beckatt steps into his particle accelerator, only to wake up in someone else’s body. Setting right things which once went wrong, Sam pounces from life to life, hoping each time that this is the final pounce home.


Via Reddit.

Thank God You Got Here in Time!

I was watching TV when I saw these two kids chase a cartoon leprechaun right off the screen, and then they all jumped into a tiny chuck wagon and drove into this lunchbox! But I got’em cornered for you!

Highly incriminating FaveFrame™!

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YouTuber Leslie W. says: “We heard a strange sound coming from our son’s nursery this morning. We went in to find our dog in a most compromising position. Red handed; her head stuck in the baby’s lunchbox.”

I’ve Lost My Marbles!

No, of course I know where they are — they’re right here in this bag! Where I can’t get at them! Which is why I’ve lost my marbles!

Where To, Doc?

You need taxi service to the airport? Sure, doc, that’s just a hop, skip and a jump from here! So hop, skip, and jump in already!

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Via The Internets Animals.

Some Teapots Whistle, This One Howls

“I’ve been in this pot oolong! Be a nice chai and get me out before I cough up a herbal!”


Via BoredPanda.

It’s Mine! MINE!

Get your own hypnosynthetic stereophrenic magical pleasure orb!

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Chapter Seven, in which House Atreides Must Negotiate with the Spacing Guild

Paul Atreides watched in fascination. He had heard of the Guild Navigators, their strange bodies mutated into kittens by consumption of the spice Catnip and suspended in containers of Catnip gas, but had never seen one until now. “You wish to fold space to Arrakis,” the creature said at last. “I trust you have prepared an offering of tuna.”

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Via Reddit.

This Week, on The Guiding Leash

Jessica Van Pooter, who survived a plunge through a plate glass window into a flaming mine shaft onto a cache of explosives and is basically just a brain in a jar clinging to life at this point, confronts her husband Reginald about his overdue library fees…

Furious that he did not inherit his father’s priceless collection of first edition Bazooka Joe comics, the scheming Kirk Banderspackle plots his revenge…

And meanwhile, Taffeta Pennyfeather shocks her twin sister Crinoline by revealing her secret affair with Brock Kittayne.

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Meanwhile, at ChewTronics Customer Support Call Center…

“… No, ma’am, its perfectly safe… Yes, the Bone-Eez 3010 model does emit a small amount of smoke, but that’s normal… Ma’am, do you see a solid green light on the front panel?… Well, have you tried burying it and digging it up again?”


Jenn M. explains: “This is Noveria… or Nova… or Novi… or Novahkin, sometimes “Dog,” whichever ;) I took this picture at work, Chisholm Creek Pet Resort. He decided to help me out today since my work mate called out sick and I manned the office solo.”

The C.O. Guide to Alien Religions

Due to items carelessly left behind by interstellar researchers, the highly impressionable Craycray people of the planet Oopsidas-E developed a cult that worshipped office supplies.

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Via Reddit.