I’m On Top of the World, Ma!

“Actually, dear, you’re on top of me. And as soon as I hit the water, the training wheels come off.”

Juuuuuuuust a Bit Outside

… and so with bases loaded, bottom of the seventh, things are not looking good for rookie pitcher Felix “Popeye” MacGuyre, who just might break the league record for bases walked in this game alone…


Via Matt on Flickr.

OK, This One’s Definitely a Prince

I know I’ve steered you wrong in the past, but trust me, I’m picking up a solid prince vibe from this one. So pucker up, and we can get you a boyfriend and move out of this dump into a castle. You can thank me later.

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Someday, Charmian Z.

WHEEL! OF! BUTT-SNIFFING!

‘Round and ’round and ’round they goes, and why they do this, nobody knows.

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I’m Forever Blowing Bubbles

Oh-boh Uh-boy, thuh-bis ih-bis suh-bo muh-buch fuh-bun!

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Topsy-Turvy Lurvy Durvy

When nobody in the pet shop was looking, Ethel and Roger liked to re-enact the famous upside-down kissing scene from the first “Spider-Man” movie.

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Via Mariposa Veterinary on Flickr.

An Important Announcement to Sports Fans

During the upcoming NCAA Final Four, you may find yourself becoming overly engrossed, at the expense of everyday household chores. While dishes and laundry can wait, it is very important to walk your dog. Many dogs are forced to extreme measures during this time. Thank you.

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Best. Accessory. EVAR.

Oh sure, your car has GPS and handy power steering,
A metallic sheen of shamrock green that’s really quite endearing,
Brakes front and rears, and extra gears for when you’re feeling bolder,
But your route won’t be truly cute without a prosh pup holder.

Via Reddit.

Let There Be Cat

And God created Dog in His image, only backwards, and gave Dog dominion over the trees and hydrants. And Dog saw he was alone, and whimpered pitifully.

And thus did the Lord take a bone from Dog, even though he was still chewing it, and from it created Cat. And He spake into Dog, saying “Behold, I give thee Cat, to serve as companion and helpmate to thee.”

And Cat said “Whoa, screw that noise, pappy. I ain’t taking orders from nobody, let alone Captain Mange, here. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I gotta take a nap before bedtime.”

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Jurassic Bark

“(That’s strange. That programmer guy said he was going to steal all the dinosaur embryos and meet me by this sign! I wonder what’s keeping him?)”

Via aussiegall on Flickr.