OK, Maybe Not That Foolproof

When you’ve got a monkey-sized thirst, don’t human around with ordinary sports drinks — drink Ook™, the thirst quencher made for monkeys on the move. Now available in foolproof easy-open six-ounce bottle.

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Spotted in India by Flickerator haiderali4496.

Cement Mix-up

“(Where has that no-good lazy bum been hiding himself this time? I’m behind schedule as it is, and I now I gotta look for him! Oh well, I guess I’ll have to start the cement mixer myself and hope he shows up.)”

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Via gacha223.

This Screensaver Is Kind of Creepy

I mean, most of them have some kind of animation, but this one just sits there and stares at you.

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Via Reddit.

Horse-squirrel? Squirrel-horse? Squorse?

Greetings, cheerful little woodland creatures! Good day, Chester the Chipmunk! Happy to see you, Raymond the Raccoon! Top of the morning, Harold the Horse-Headed Squirrel — who the where the what now?!

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Yes, this horse mask squirrel feeder is a real thing and you can buy it here and it will come to your house and then you will have it and it will hunt you down in your dreams.

Chapter Nine, in Which Mr. Devereaux Can Contain His Desires No Longer

Hesitantly, Roger opened the door to Daphne’s private boudoir. She stood before him, radiant in the moonlight, clad only in the sheer silken nightclothes that flowed elegantly around her demure figure. “I am not accustomed to visitors at this hour, good sir,” she said in a voice at once coy and commanding.

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Via RocketNews24.

Where Did You Get Those Mittens?

The color is lovely, and the pattern is just too too! I can only find them in white in my size — you simply must tell me where you shop, darling!

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C.O. Home Appliance News

In today’s smaller “efficiency” kitchens, conserving counter space is important. That’s why every kitchen should have the Blechk and Dorkier cabinet-mounted cat. This space-saving new design keeps kitty out of the way when not in use.

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Via RocketNews24.

Clearly, It’s Baffling

Although the stealthiness of the house cat is well known, its mechanics are still a mystery. For example, cats can bend light to make themselves transparent.

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Even more remarkable, cats are able to extend this transparency, enabling them to see through solid objects!

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Photos via Reddit (top) and RocketNews24.

Classic TV Blunders

Thanks to a booking error on the long-running quiz show To Tell The Truth, it was 33 percent easier for the panelists to correctly identify Iggy, the Wonder Hound.

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Via Reddit.

Come Get Some, Hoppity!

You want a piece of this, diaper baby? C’mon, Matilda, let’s put on the gloves and waltz a few rounds! Yeah, you better run, ya overgrown rat! And keep runnin’!

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