Some golfers in Vancouver encountered a most adorable hazard: A bear cub who treated them to an impromptu interpretive dance before making off with their ball. (Caution: Don’t get as close to a baby bear as these fellas did, or you might run into one teed-off mama.)
Hey it’s great to be here you’re a lovely audience but last night was a tough crowd lemmie tellya So many guys in camouflage I thought the place was empty I says I know you’re out there I can hear you reloading Don’t get me wrong I love my wife but I wish she’d stop hanging her pantyhose on my antlers am I right fellas But I can’t complain at least I get good TV reception…
“You’d be smiling too, if you just realized it was a camera being pointed at you and not a hunter with a gun,” notes photog Jamie McCaffrey.
All right, ma’am, we’re going to merge onto the sidewalk, so remember your turn signal… Uh, you missed the turn back there, but it’s okay, we can cut through this hardware store… Now, in about 500 feet, there’s a ravine, but I think we can jump it if you hit the gas now…
Via lelice on Reddit.
“I’m sorry, Mrs. Johnson, my three o’clock is running a little long. If you wouldn’t mind waiting in the lobby, that’d be great, thanks.”
Last week, we learned 14 unusual places you can stick a saguaro cactus, but this week we return to the back garden, where I’ve planted these lovely Japanese evergreens. These delicate plants lend a tone of peace and serenity to any gar — WILL THE TWO OF YOU KNOCK IT OFF I’M TRYING TO DO A SHOW HERE SHEEEEEEEESH!
Via Bruno Caimi.
Take for example the Hollywood screen kiss. You think that just happens? Hah! It takes years of training, breathing exercises, intricate choreography, charts and diagrams, just to create that heart-melting moment of romance. I’m not naming names here, but a pair of A-listers once spent the night in the studio infirmary when they got tongue-tied.
Via Renee V.
No, really — you’re pulling my leg! Staaaaaaaaahhhhhhhp!
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Clyde, from Trebz. That is all.
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