Beware of Door

Flickr-er Carl Wycoff spotted this ultra-realistic artwork on an overhead door in Des Moines, Iowa. I know what you’re thinking: That’s a really big tennis ball.

Put Spring in Your Step

From The Snarker Image Catalog: For those moments when your shoes need to shine their best, you need the Bunny ButtBuffer™! The patented WiggleMatic action leaves your shoes sparkling. Cleans black dress shoes and white sneakers.


Via blumenbiene.

Bowl Weeble

Although someone seems to have taken the the phrase “puppy chow” a bit too literally, you’ll be bowled over by this chow puppy’s wobbly attempt to escape.

Ow. Quittit.

Ow. Quittit.
Ow. Quittit.
Ow. Quittit.

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Yeah, I Got This…

I’ll just drag it out by… no, that end’s too big, maybe this… well, that’s kind of big, too… so maybe if I roll it… no, it’s kinda too lumpy for that…

OK, maybe I don’t got this.

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Via basykes.

C.O. Music News

This week sees the long-awaited release of Long Faces, the ninth album from Høørses, Iceland’s premier emo/metal band.

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Joining the band is new lead singer Hunke Funke, replacing founding member Ziggy Gaarblefaarb, fired by the band last year due to his addiction to sugar cubes.

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Via winniepix.

And Now, an Old Joke

Last night, I dreamt I was eating the largest marshmallow in the world, and when I woke up that morning, my pillow was gone!

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Kissa eats a pillow, via selmerv.

Sheesh, It’s Like Herding Humans

No, no, NO! I want the spacemen and pirates on the left side of the picture, behind the pinball machines! Trapeze artists, tilt the rubber life raft forward a little more, so we can see the jujubes. And cheerleaders, would you kindly rearrange yourselves so that your uniforms spell V-E-S-U-V-I-U-S like I told you? Aaaaaannnnd…

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Via Yashuro_s.

DENIED!

… and Blortsky is in the clear, wide open at the twenty yard line… here comes the catch… and WHOOOOA INTERCEPTED by Jack Russell, from out of nowhere!

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Via emery_way.

Why Do I Have Hands on My Ears?

Well, how else am I supposed to make soundwaves?