Hey, Acting Is Hard and Stuff

Take for example the Hollywood screen kiss. You think that just happens? Hah! It takes years of training, breathing exercises, intricate choreography, charts and diagrams, just to create that heart-melting moment of romance. I’m not naming names here, but a pair of A-listers once spent the night in the studio infirmary when they got tongue-tied.

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Via Renee V.

You’re Pulling My Leg!

No, really — you’re pulling my leg! Staaaaaaaaahhhhhhhp!

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Amaze Your Friends! Confuse Your Enemies!

Be the life of the party with the CuteCo Doggie Disguise Kit!

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Clyde, from Trebz. That is all.

C.O.: Your Source for Green Cuteness

Dear readers: We are proud to announce that Cute Overload is now 100 percent powered by clean renewable energy. Thanks to an army of cats operating the revolutionary new KitTurbine™ 6300 Portable Energy Generation System (demonstrated below), our servers deliver Teh Qte without fossil fuels, nuclear power, or appeal to the Forces of Darkness.

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This Was the Best Sleepover Ever!

“(yawn) Good night, Stuffed Moose! Good night, Stuffed Possibly a Platypus! Good night, Little Orphan Slipper! See you guys in the morning!”

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“Our puppy crawled into the pillow and went to sleep,” says Flickerer Zigger_Dog.

Welcome to My Open House!

I think you’re going to just love this cozy birdhouse. It’s perfect for a young couple looking to get away from that whole do-it-yourself “nest” thing.

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Piko Smile! from sender-inner Joshua J.

Here it is, Your Moment of Disapproval

I would like to express how very, very, very, very, very, disappointed I am. You really, really, really let me down. I don’t need to say what it was you did. I’m sure you know. Just don’t let it happen again.

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Buller the Rabbit, via Kristoffer Trolle.

And Now, Introduction to Public Speaking, With Your Host, Fheodore Fhistlefhwaite

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Via David James Miller.

The Few, the Proud… The Pizza Cats!

[MOVIE TRAILER VOICE] In a world where people hunger for truth, justice and stuffed crusts, four brave kitties get the job done. Wanted by the authorities for a hairball they didn’t commit, they survive in the notorious Pizza Underground. So if you’re having a party, if no one else can deliver — and if you can find them — maybe you can hire… the Pizza Cats!

 

MEET DETCH! Fleet of foot, Detch is a delivery demon! His Motto: “Guaranteed delivery in 30 minutes or it’s late!”

 

MEET DORA! With dizzying determination and deft discipline over detail, Dora monitors the delivery fleet!

 

MEET HIME! The spreadsheet demon, this atomic-powered accountant can balance books with her butt!

 

MEET TENCHI! Taking orders on the front lines, Tenchi works hard for the money… although a lack of opposable thumbs makes it hard to spend.

Via The Consumerist and AdWeek.

 

What’s Russian for “Get the Crisco”?

INSTRUCTIONS FOR WATCHING THIS VIDEO

  1. Start video
  2. Place finger in cheek
  3. At 1:14, make “pop” noise
  4. Repeat at 1:30

Yes, it’s a prairie dog stuck in its own hole. Time to hit the treadmill, Chuck.

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