Heads Are Tails!

Either that, or tails are heads. It’s a tossup. (And it’s also Rule of Cuteness #46 in action.)

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“Sol and Luna, brown tabby kittens, in their forever home,” says Flickrer Helena Jacoba.

 

Bunneh on Mah Head

Bunneh on mah head, bunneh on mah head,
A-pickin’ an’ a-hoppin’ as I walk the road ahead
I don’t need a mansion, don’t need a lot of bread
Just give me a gee-tar, an’ a bunneh on mah head.

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Via Sandip Bhattacharya.

Breaking Action Eyewitness News Alert Update Bulletin Thingy!

Police in Catburg have announced they have captured the notorious masked vandal, Pete McPup, suspected of leaving his mark all over town. In this photo, we see the Catburg SWHAP team closing in for the arrest.

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New From Calvin Laboratories

In the wake of their success with transmogrification, scientists at Calvin Labs have triumphed again with the dog shrinking machine.

But Why Can’t I Go Out for Track, Mom?

“I’d be awesome! Can’t you just see me taking the gold in the 20-yard slither?”

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The Peegle’s Court

Our next case is brought by plaintiff Bernard Brown, who claims that defendant Wadsworth White will not relinquish his claim to Brown’s carrot. Neither party is willing to let go of the carrot for fear the other will run off with it.

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Via Bernard Lamailloux.

Mind if I Horn in, Ladies?

I noticed ewes standing there, admiring my… hardware, and I decided to let you look at it up close and personal.

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Via Reddit, it’s Ridiculously Photogenic Goat!

Ahead of the Curve

Now, as you can see by the curve in this next chart, there appears to be a mysterious dip in overall crop yields in the second quarter. We’re still baffled as to the cause, but we’re looking into it.

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Via David Hill.

She’s On My Spot

“(All right, stay calm. She’s on my spot, but it’s OK that she’s on my spot. Just because it’s my spot doesn’t mean I have to be upset that she’s on my spot, or even care she’s on my spot. There are other spots. Like this spot. Sure, it’s not my spot, but it’s almost as good as my spot. But she’s on my spot, so I’ll take this spot I happened to spot even though it’s not my spot. Which she’s on.)”

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Concentrated Cats from Laura D’Alessandro.

They Live Among Us!

Could your harmless-looking pet be an invader — from outer space? Oh, they may seem charming and innocent, with their flat little noses and floppy little ears, but when they think they’re alone…

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… THEY REVEAL THEIR TRUE FORM! EAAAAUUGH!

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Max the Pug, via Mikey Jones.

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