Nobody Understands Emo Trump

Emo Trump is not afraid to fire Gary Busey if the Buce can’t deliver the goods.

Emo Trump is an influential world leader sought out by politicians, businessmen, and humanitarians, who show their respect by not staring at Emo Trump’s combover.

Emo Trump has dug up dirt about the missing birth certificate that you won’t believe. Seriously, you won’t believe it.

Life is hard good for Emo Trump.


It’s ZZ (pronounced “zee zee”) from Camille. Idea stolen from Meg.

Choosy LOLers Choose GIF

For all your low-res feline animation needs, stop by The Cat GIF Page, a growing repository of cute cat clips. Herewith, a sampling:


Spotted by none other than Pee Wee Herman!

Your Move, Arby’s

In a sign of increasing competition among the major fast-food chains, McDonalds has introduced the “Puppy Meal” — a cheeseburger, small fries, milk or juice box, and a puppy. In a response, Burger King said it plans to replace its scheduled “My Little Pony” promotion with “My Actual Pony.”


For here or to go, Megan C.?

Don’t Know How to Break This, Guys…

I mean, I don’t want to put a damper on your entrepreneurial spirit or anything; the boat rescue business was a capital idea and all, but… well, that yacht you’ve been towing sank about a half a mile back.


Photo by Flickr user David Friel. (More border collie cuteness at the link)

C.O. Olympics Update

At training camp this week, US rookie Floyd Bleaarrghth is making progress in the sock-catching event, but still has a long way to go to beat the current record-holder, Sven Stuffem of Ikeastan.

Nnneeeeaaarrrrmmmm!

Oh yeah, who’s got two wings and leaves otters eating his dust? This guy!

This Gym’s For the Birds

(Wow, what luck! I usually can’t get anywhere near the treadmills; there’s always people on them! Now, let’s see if I can hit my target heart rate…)

Operators Are Hanging By!

The fast pace of modern life can become so addicting, many people have forgotten how to slow down. That’s why there’s SLOTH — the Slow Life Orientation Training Hotline. One call to your personal SLOTH life coach brings you crisis intervention, de-stressing tips, and plenty of relaxing music on hold. Hurry up and call now!


Prince at the phone, from Pilar V.

Duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuude! (smack!)

Slip me some flipper, brah! I haven’t seen you since we hatched, man! What was that, like, about a hundred years ago? Totally!

A House Derided Cannot Stand

Oh, the finger-pointing was rampant that day. Carl blamed Randolph for sloppy blueprints. Bernie said it was Lou’s fault for buying cheap materials. But they all agreed on one thing: next time, they would hire a licensed contractor.


Personally, Chi King, I think it may be all that bamboo consumption.