“Oh, I am. I’m chasing this gazelle, see (snert!), and for some reason there’s an ice-skating rink in the middle of the Serengeti (chortle!), and anyway, the gazelle slips on a banana peel, and (pffrt, snort!) slides across the ice like in Bambi (hee-hee, that part always cracks me up).”
“And then the gazelle (tssst, pfft!) then the gazelle plows into these penguins set up like bowling pins (hoo hoo hee hee!), and the only one left standing says (tshhh, snicker, oh this’ll killya), he says ‘I’m glad we brought a spare!’ BAHAHAHAHA! A spare, get it?”
Hyena cub, via Leo Li.