Extreme Shrimp Makeover

Welcome back! Before the break, we met Walter Warblewump, an accountant from off the coast of La Jolla, CA. Walter’s fashion sense was drab and conservative, and he felt he needed a new direction…

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So our crack makeover team went to work. A change of clothes, new contact lenses, and some accessorized feelers… and just look at Walter now!

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Top photo via William Warby.

You Know Your Pillow’s Too Big When…

… you walk across it and have to stop halfway for a nap.

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“I was fostering a puppy for the SPCA. She was kinda small,” says Redditor twentygreen.

A Cute Overload Afterschool Special

“The Show and Tell Tragedy” — A happy day ends in heartbreak for little Marvin Hachenball when he loses his gold-plated, limited edition, lucky “Captain Mousie” collector’s coin.

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Lost Matter by Koziro Hasegawa.

If Only They Had Listened, the Fools…

Nobody believed Sy Yamese when he claimed to have seen alien visitors from the Dog Star.

Via Twitter.

Duck the Giant Slayer

And so, having felled the fearsome giant, Duck waddled home to a hero’s welcome in his humble village…

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Via Reddit.

Oh, You Are Getting a Flu Shot

It’s just a question of what sort of pointy object you’d like jabbed into you.

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But Then They Fought Over the Last Meatball

Get ready to swoon as a Boston Terrier and an artful Dodgers fan recreate one of Disney’s most romantic moments, the spaghetti scene from Lady and the Tramp.

How to Mess With a Dalmatian

Sit her down, take her by the collar, look her forcefully in the eye, and say “You’re not really a dalmatian, you know. We’ve been painting those spots on you every night while you’re asleep.”

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Via Son of Groucho.

Talk Like a Pirate Day, It Be!

Ahoy there, mateys! September 19 be known as International Talk Like a Pirate Day in these waters, ye scurvy swab! So stow yer landlubber lingo and fill the comments with ye best pirate-ese!  ARRRR!

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Via modernrockstar on Flickr.

The Fascinating Human Body

Among nature’s miracles we find the leukocytes, or white blood cells. These form the backbone of the immune system, fighting off invaders such as diseases and Visigoths. In this simulation, a cluster of styrophilli cells rally to subdue felinus lazii, which is a strain of parasite.

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Via Sean McGrath.

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