Now that Keyboard Cat is ready to play itself off to the Dusty Shelf of Internet Memes (say hello to Numa Numa Kid, won’t you?), relive its glorious fifteen minutes in the “Three Keyboard Cat Moon” t-shirt, a parody of the “Three Wolf Moon” t-shirt, thus cloaking your torso in an endless self-referential vortex of kitsch.
Maru’s owner is packing to move, and this provides a target-rich environment for the container-obsessed Maru. Some highlights:
|0:20:||In the dense jungle, Maru tragically encounters the Venus Cat-Trap, a carnivorous plant that swallows its victims whole…|
|0:38:||… and then spits them back out again.|
|0:56:||Up next on The History Channel, a look back at the classic Coney Island Fun House, with its treacherous rotating drum.|
|2:34:||Maru reenacts the classic Monty Python “16-ton weight” gag.|
Spotted by Maru-ologist Tanguera.
By now, you’ve probably noticed a new “thumbs up/thumbs down” rating system for comments. Even though we at CuteLabs thrive on the cutting edge of Cuteology, we know that some have had trouble adjusting to the change. We understand, and we listen — because we care.
And like all new ideas, it could have been worse. We could have gone with our first concept…
|‘Allo, bah-bee… Do not be afraid, mah darleeng. Zis love, she ees beeger zan zee both of us… First, you must cleek zee button to begeen zee make-out muzeek, an’ zen we commence wees zee making of zee out, non?|
Welcome to the company, Kittehs.
Now finish the diagnostics on that monitor, and then those mice need to be grouped into working and non-working and then sorted by cord length…
oh, and Sales needs the inventory reports for 1987 through 1994 burned onto those CDs; 50 copies, please… and while you’re doing those, the cat needs reformatting…
Elizabeth K. Sandi M., and Hillary H., thanks for all the officicular shots.
“All right, maybe I’d had too many shooters. And yeah, I’m sorry that I lost your money on that roulette spin. And stealing that security cart and driving through Caesar’s Palace probably wasn’t the best idea. And I’d be happy to discuss this later, but right now I just need you to help me get this body in the trunk!”
From sender-inner Michael D.: “This is one of my little sister’s new foster kittens. It’s available for adoption in the Cleveland area if anyone’s interested.”