Rest in Proshness

Dearly befuddled, we are gathered here today to pay our respects to one of the cutest roadside memorials we’ve ever seen: This lovely floral presentation in honor of… a squirrel?!

Perfectly normal from a distance, and then... Wha-HUH?

And not just any squirrel, but true sports nut, with a passion for baseball, basketball and hockey.

Although the referees kept ejecting him for nibbling the puck.

Found in Sacramento by Angela B. Can any other Sacto peeps shed light on this?

[UPDATE: Working from Beth's and Ellen's tips, I think I've located the white building with the tiled roof in the background of shot one, which supports their theory about the address.  Click here to see the building in Google Street View. -- Mike]

Bedtime for Igor

“… and bless Dr. Fronk-en-steen, and the Monster, and Inga, and Frau Blücher, and Abby Normal, and…”

What hump?

… and Susan B.  [Plus all respect to Ellen van Deelen - Ed.]
rat with tiny teddybear

Oh Dude, I Am So Baked Right Now!

“Whoa, man… that was some righteous catnip, dude.  Do we have any more, like, Doritos or anything?”

Actually, I'm steamed, but, like, I'm too fried to care.

Like, thanks for the, uh,  picture and stuff, Diane D.

I Could Really Go For A Cigar Right About Now…

I could really go for a cigar right now, for some reason.

Betsy B.

How I Got Teh Qte

I was a "normal" person once, one foot in front of the other, living day to day.  Then one morning I woke up, and like a vision, there it was — a pair of ‘tocks, hovering above me like a fuzzy angel.  It was at that moment that I attained the enlightenment known as Teh Qte.  In an instant, the Universe unfolded before me, unlocking its secrets, revealing to me the answer to every question, except for one:

I WANT TO BELIEVE

… how the hell did I manage to pass out here?

And what's more, I think the Universe stole my wallet.

Hmm, last I remember, I was doing shots with Deborah and James S., and then…

More C.O. Gardening Tips!

It’s an age-old question: "What kind of kitteh is right for my plants?"  Ask a dozen gardeners, you get a dozen theories.  Here at CuteLabs, we go for a simple formula:  With seedlings and other young plants, a loose kitten cover promotes rapid plant growth and friskiness;

I'll just leave you to ponder the concept of friskiness in plants.

Once plants have matured, they’re ready for the additional coverage of a full-sized kitteh.

Just TRY transplanting me, and you are SO scratched.

Yep, them’s some nice pics you dug up there, Diane D.

Duress Rehearsal

Will you hammies puh-leeze get organized!  This show opens in three days!  Now, let’s take it again from the top: a-five, six, seven, eight…

Ooof!  Ouch!  Yer on my foot!  Cuttit OUT!

♫ "One… singular sensation, every little step she takes…" ♫

(Psst!  In the foreground!  Get out of the shot before Christian Bale sees you!)

I see what you did for love there, Laurie N.

There’s One Born Every Minute

"Yeah, I was a little skeptical at first, too. But the guy who sold me the map said this is where the gold doubloons are buried, so…"

Seemed like a nice guy, trustworthy face...

Don’t let him open any e-mail from Nigeria, Leslie.

Bitsy’s Plan Hits A Snag

"Oh, man, this is going to be awesome.  I just sit here in the bowl and act like granola, and when she comes over with the milk, I open my mouth real wide, and…"

"Wait a minute, when did she switch to soy milk?!  Dang, I hate that stuff!"

And besides, I'm non-lactose intolerant!

The best-laid plans of mousers and men often go awry, Diane D.

[Looks like this one has been around the internet and back since a couple of years ago...  - Ed.]

What is This, Some Kind of Dog-and-Pony Show?

I mean, because you’ve got a dog there… and it’s on a pony… and, well… y’know, a dog and a pony are the principal elements of a dog-and-pony show, after all… so I just kind of assumed that this might, uh… might be some kind of… well, you know…

We ride all this way, and Shakespeare here can't think of a decent caption!

I feel like I’ve let you down, Maggie C.

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