Oh, Towel Boy…

“… ah do believe ah aym finished with mah bay-thin’, so if you will be evah so kind as to hand me mah towel… and be sure to avert your eyes, you wicked thing, you!”

Yes, Miz Tallulah...

From sender-inner Jessie S.: “We’re watching a bearded dragon for a friend this week (her name is Toast, by the way…) and our furry kitty monster (Neko) has been on 24-hour lizard surveillance since she arrived.  He supervises her eating, sleeping, and her bath time.  Also note – check out Toast’s posh tail in the sink – can’t get the end of it wet!”

I’m Popeye the Sailor Cat!

“Well, blow me down!  Knocked flat on me back by Bluto, that no-good sea dog!  Just wait ’til I gets out me spinach, ya big palooka!”

AAG-agg-agg-agg-agg-agg-agg-agg-agg! <-- Popeye laughter

Just needs the little corncob pipe, Krista B.

Big Wheel Keep On Turnin’

Wow, this looks like my commute: The dreary conformity, the mind-numbing crawl of traffic, the giant rodents (I think I need to adjust my medication)… But thanks to Kia Soul, three happy hammies escape the rat race.

Suggested by Noelle!

The Worst Part About Having Roommates

It’s not that they’re always two days late with their share of the rent, or even that they go through your CD collection and mess up your alphabetical order.  No, the worst part is coming home to find they’ve piled the kitties in the sink for you to wash … again.

Touch that handle, buster, and you are SO scratched.

And I thought they were self-cleaning, Regina S.

Cheer Up

cheer biz gain bold duz era dash surf wisk fab arm & hammer bonus rinso bounce

Sure, you were feeling Bold, so you went for a Dash in the Surf. 

Be gentle (cycle) with me; it's my first Tide.

Eliot G.

I’m Telling You, We Made That Picture!

"What, you think it’s easy to look menacing while you’re dangling from piano wire with some 300-pound Teamster at the other end?  Try it sometime, pal!"

"But do people remember?  No, it’s Dorothy this, and Scarecrow that, and those lousy, stinking Munchkins…"

"Oh, don’t get me started on the Munchkins.  Every frickin’ day, running around the commissary singin’ ‘Ding-dong, the witch is dead,’ only they ain’t usin’ the word ‘witch,’ if you get my drift…"

"… wild parties every night in their trailer, and the next morning?  Passed out drunk on the set."

"No sense of professionalism, none whatsoever.  Not like us."

Hey, you got any Lucky Strikes?  Stinkin' orderlies won't let us smoke here.

If they only had a clue, Tanguera.

Never gonna give you up

Congratulations! You found some hidden cuteness!

Credit: Little Bunnies by jpockele

Never gonna let you down

Lucky you! Here’s some more hidden cuteness!

Credit: Funny Kitten by Tela Chhe

Never gonna run around

Can it be? Still more hidden cuteness?

Credit: Running happy puppy by Tambako the Jaguar

and desert you

Too bad!  No hidden cuteness here!

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