Oh Dude, I Am So Baked Right Now!

“Whoa, man… that was some righteous catnip, dude.  Do we have any more, like, Doritos or anything?”

Actually, I'm steamed, but, like, I'm too fried to care.

Like, thanks for the, uh,  picture and stuff, Diane D.

I Could Really Go For A Cigar Right About Now…

I could really go for a cigar right now, for some reason.

Betsy B.

How I Got Teh Qte

I was a "normal" person once, one foot in front of the other, living day to day.  Then one morning I woke up, and like a vision, there it was — a pair of ‘tocks, hovering above me like a fuzzy angel.  It was at that moment that I attained the enlightenment known as Teh Qte.  In an instant, the Universe unfolded before me, unlocking its secrets, revealing to me the answer to every question, except for one:

I WANT TO BELIEVE

… how the hell did I manage to pass out here?

And what's more, I think the Universe stole my wallet.

Hmm, last I remember, I was doing shots with Deborah and James S., and then…

More C.O. Gardening Tips!

It’s an age-old question: "What kind of kitteh is right for my plants?"  Ask a dozen gardeners, you get a dozen theories.  Here at CuteLabs, we go for a simple formula:  With seedlings and other young plants, a loose kitten cover promotes rapid plant growth and friskiness;

I'll just leave you to ponder the concept of friskiness in plants.

Once plants have matured, they’re ready for the additional coverage of a full-sized kitteh.

Just TRY transplanting me, and you are SO scratched.

Yep, them’s some nice pics you dug up there, Diane D.

Duress Rehearsal

Will you hammies puh-leeze get organized!  This show opens in three days!  Now, let’s take it again from the top: a-five, six, seven, eight…

Ooof!  Ouch!  Yer on my foot!  Cuttit OUT!

♫ "One… singular sensation, every little step she takes…" ♫

(Psst!  In the foreground!  Get out of the shot before Christian Bale sees you!)

I see what you did for love there, Laurie N.

There’s One Born Every Minute

"Yeah, I was a little skeptical at first, too. But the guy who sold me the map said this is where the gold doubloons are buried, so…"

Seemed like a nice guy, trustworthy face...

Don’t let him open any e-mail from Nigeria, Leslie.

Bitsy’s Plan Hits A Snag

"Oh, man, this is going to be awesome.  I just sit here in the bowl and act like granola, and when she comes over with the milk, I open my mouth real wide, and…"

"Wait a minute, when did she switch to soy milk?!  Dang, I hate that stuff!"

And besides, I'm non-lactose intolerant!

The best-laid plans of mousers and men often go awry, Diane D.

[Looks like this one has been around the internet and back since a couple of years ago...  - Ed.]

What is This, Some Kind of Dog-and-Pony Show?

I mean, because you’ve got a dog there… and it’s on a pony… and, well… y’know, a dog and a pony are the principal elements of a dog-and-pony show, after all… so I just kind of assumed that this might, uh… might be some kind of… well, you know…

We ride all this way, and Shakespeare here can't think of a decent caption!

I feel like I’ve let you down, Maggie C.

Coming Soon: Cute Justice

Announcer: In a world… where cuteness is forbidden… one ferret will break all the rules…
Ferret: Taste cute justice, evildoer!
Evildoer: Aaaahhh-AAAAAAAAA-aaaaaugh!!! (click for typical movie scream)
Announcer: This summer, get ready for a new kind of justice: Cute Justice, starring Clifton Tang, Mitzi Garbleflatzer, and Kate S. as "The Sender-Inner."

First I kill you, then say something witty. I do that the whole picture.

Live From the 2009 Hide-and-Seek Semifinals

… and as we enter day 27, it looks like little Rollo Grubspackle continues to outsmart the rest of the Gorilla team…

Gets 'em every year, heh, heh, heh...

Baby gorilla sleeping
by bartdubelaar. Found by Johanna S.

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