Required for all first-semester students. Introductory course with emphasis on proper howling techniques. Schedule permitting, students may advance to intermediate topics such as drinking piña coladas at Trader Vic’s, and hair care.
“Will you kids stop wriggling about down there? How am I supposed to sneak you in on one ticket if you won’t hold still?!”
There’s thrifty, and then there’s just cheap, Janet B.
It all began when that mean TV lady unleashed the hypnotic power that cupcakes have over the feeble canine mind…
… and soon, dogs everywhere had fallen helpless under their vanilla-swirled spell…
Wake up, Fido, before it’s too late! Rise up against your sugar-frosted overlords–before they enslave us all!
A mind-melding apple turnover compels me to credit Micaela R. (middle photo) and Cindy L. (bottom photo).
Really, I’m too tired, and besides, you’re the one who wanted the “Hunchback of Notre Dame clock/radio with authentic bell sounds,” so just give Quasimodo there a pat on the back and shut that thing off, thanks.
Concerned citizens! There is a new threat to the moral well-being of our nation’s youth: The so-called “Interwebs site” known as Cute Overload. Do not be fooled by its innocent facade, for behind it lies anti-social behavior, wantonly displayed in full view of impressionable young minds.
Why, just last week, this den of vulgarity displayed a photo of youngsters engaged in “butt-biting.” And sure enough, others began to imitate the vile practice. If left unchecked, butt-biting leads to disease, Communism, and worst of all, dancing.
Our grateful thanks to citizen Kris M. for bringing this shocking matter to light.
“Hey, I heard you guys were re-making ‘Land of the Lost’ and me and my friend here would be perfect in it! We got this specialty act, see: It’s a lizard… riding on top of another lizard! Is that crazy? Is that a wacky bit? I’m telling ya, they loved us in the Catskills! So when do we start filming?”
It’s a bird … on a bird! Yes, it’s time once again for the thrilling adventures of Gaylord, The Wonder Crow, atop his trusty vulture Dagmar as they fight a never-ending crusade against improper grocery bagging practices! Whenever bags are filled past rated load limits, wherever bread is crushed beneath cantaloupes and detergent boxes, Gaylord and Dagmar are there to save the day!
Sorry, Catherine — all the good superhero gigs were taken.
Banana, smiling / Parrot, eying warily / You, writing Haiku
The pic is bananas, B-A-N-A-Chloe S.
Meet Anna Banana, the girl with a peel!
She makes the boys sweat and the ladies squeal!
Her friends may be fussin’ and carryin’ on,
“but that’s not my style,” she says with a yawn.
“I’m a rat of distinction, I’m not just a cog.
I’m clever and cute and I’ve got my own blog.”
So read all about her, and meet all her friends,
They live at The Rat Shack, where fun never ends!
Thank you for contributing to this week’s emerging “banana” theme, Jane S.
Now on display at the Cutegenheim Museum: An exhibit of avant-pop sculpture by Brazilian/Dutch artist Maria Theresa Consuela Hoogaboom, including her classic work, Still Life With Chicken.
Guided tours by docent Soujin P. available Wednesdays and Saturdays.