Australia, 1942: A visiting American soldier comments on how much smaller the rats are compared to his native Brooklyn.
Oh man, (rummage, rummage) I am in such trouble! My big presentation (shuffle, shuffle) is due in ten minutes (rustle, rustle), and I can’t find my kitten! (panic, panic) I could swear I put it (slam, slam, slam, slam) in one of these (slam) drawers, but…
Psssst — I’m right over here, genius. You know, where you filed me?
Uh, right. I knew that.
In today’s post, the role of “frantic bunny” was played by Jessica H., and the role of “sarcastic kitten” was played by Matt and Brandi.
Well, your distributor cap is a little cracked, and your timing belt and spark plugs need replacing.
I should be able to have it back to you by tomorrow, if I can get the parts, that is.
Will that be cash, Robin C. — or do you want us to bill you? (pffft, snort, giggle.)
Looking for an alternative to the fast pace of fast food? Then bring your appetite — and a couple of hours — down to Tortoise Burger, where your meal crawls right to your table. Have it your way — eventually.
From a frequently strange photostream found by Dave R.
Nooooooooooooo! Everyone hates me there, and they make me feel stupid because I can’t use Excel, and I swear the copier knows when it’s me and it always eats my TPS reports, and besides the news said we were gonna have a snow day!
This is in no way autobiographical, Tina K.
Oh, kindred soul — while others mock you, I too have faced the abyss, stared into the swirling vortex of despair from which no ray of hope escapes, in which we all are doomed to… to… sa-a-a-ay, that’s a really cute top in that ad there…
Wait, now I’ve lost my train of thought… what was I doing? Oh yeah — playing!
Nothing says “soul-crushing angst” like the name “Darklord Nibbles,” Laurie C.
At last, something to make watching cable news bearable: “Happy Time” cuteness-in-picture. Caution: May not be effective against Jim Cramer or Glenn Beck.
Wow, this is even better than Relax-O-Vision, Dan Z.