Wear Him Off, Keyboard Cat!

Now that Keyboard Cat is ready to play itself off to the Dusty Shelf of Internet Memes (say hello to Numa Numa Kid, won’t you?), relive its glorious fifteen minutes in the “Three Keyboard Cat Moon” t-shirt, a parody of the “Three Wolf Moon” t-shirt, thus cloaking your torso in an endless self-referential vortex of kitsch.

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So When Do We Ride The Tilt-A-Whirl?

C’mon, Dad!  This is a kiddie ride!  I wanna go on the Zipper, and the Cyclone, and that big swinging pirate ship! WHEEEEE!

That’s an E-coupon video, Lily B.

He Followed Me Home, Can I Keep Him?

Pleeeeeease, Mom?  I promise I’ll take care of him, and clean up after him, and help him with his geography homework, and buy him video games, and get him into good schools, and teach him to drive, and start a trust fund for college, and…

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Awesome babysitter, Alex B.

Cute? …or Not Cute?

Cute: Two affectionate anteaters enjoy a tender moment together.

Not Cute: Two Siamese cats have a little accident with the Krazy Glue.

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Maru’s Moving Experience

Maru’s owner is packing to move, and this provides a target-rich environment for the container-obsessed Maru. Some highlights:

0:20: In the dense jungle, Maru tragically encounters the Venus Cat-Trap, a carnivorous plant that swallows its victims whole…
0:38: … and then spits them back out again.
0:56: Up next on The History Channel, a look back at the classic Coney Island Fun House, with its treacherous rotating drum.
2:34: Maru reenacts the classic Monty Python “16-ton weight” gag.

Spotted by Maru-ologist Tanguera.

I Got’cher Thumbs-up Right Here

By now, you’ve probably noticed a new “thumbs up/thumbs down” rating system for comments.  Even though we at CuteLabs thrive on the cutting edge of Cuteology, we know that some have had trouble adjusting to the change.  We understand, and we listen — because we care.

And like all new ideas, it could have been worse.  We could have gone with our first concept…

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Photo taken by A.J. Haverkamp, and pointed out (you should pardon the expression) by the good people at ZooBorns.

Groucho Barx

This pup’s got the Groucho eyebrows, and that stick it’s chewing at 1:08 makes a passable cigar.  Throw in a big black mustache and Margaret Dumont, and you’ll have comedy gold; you bet your life you will!

Friday Haiku: Smooth Operator

Today’s haiku prompt:
Silly surgeon sans scalpel
Appealing? Then write

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The Oook of Love Is In Your Eyes

‘Allo, bah-bee… Do not be afraid, mah darleeng. Zis love, she ees beeger zan zee both of us… First, you must cleek zee button to begeen zee make-out muzeek, an’ zen we commence wees zee making of zee out, non?

And This Will Be Your Desk…

Welcome to the company, Kittehs.

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Now finish the diagnostics on that monitor, and then those mice need to be grouped into working and non-working and then sorted by cord length…

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oh, and Sales needs the inventory reports for 1987 through 1994 burned onto those CDs; 50 copies, please… and while you’re doing those, the cat needs reformatting…

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Elizabeth K. Sandi M., and Hillary H., thanks for all the officicular shots.