"I can’t take this off-the-wall job anymore. It’s not my fault; I try to give good service, but I’m hamstrung all the time. I hoped I could court a sports career, but I guess I don’t have the … nerve."
Game, set and match, Stephanie T.
Proshness in About an Hour!
November 14, 2008 By
All right, cover your left eye and read the center line, please?
"I … A … M … T … E … H … Q … T … E"
Very good. Now the right eye, next line, please?
"U … M … U … S … T … L … U … V … M … E"
20/20 redonkulous, Johanne P.
Read … This … Post … Very … Slowly
November 14, 2008 By
Hey, your … (go to break room, get coffee, start crossword puzzle)
watch is … (file TPS reports, finish crossword puzzle, begin writing novel)
running a bit … (finish novel, negotiate Middle East peace, begin life-size toothpick replica of Seattle Space Needle)
Thanks … for … the … submishe … Missy … P.
I Kissed A Dog (And I Liked It)
November 10, 2008 By
The taste of his milkbone dog lips
I kissed a dog just to try it
I hope my cat boyfriend don’t mind it
Judy O. I think you should either separate them or get a recording contract STAT.
And The Winner Is…
November 5, 2008 By
As the entries poured in for our game of Trivial Fursuit (bada bing, Allison Y.!), one thing became clear: Those who love Teh Qte are Teh Smrt. Out of over 540 entries in 8 hours, most of you displayed your Google and Wikipedia skills command of knowledge flawlessly.
Our winner, randomly selected from all correct entries, is Arbed. Congratulations!
Now, the answers:
( G ) What big cat lives in the Himalayas at altitudes up to 20,000 feet? The Snow Leopard
( E ) What TV character was pursued by a policeman named Dibble? Top Cat
( H ) Who was the Chief Mouser to the Cabinet Office under Margaret Thatcher and John Major? Humphrey
( AL ) What author’s museum is home to many six-toed cats? Ernest Hemingway
( SN ) What are the collective names for a group of cats and a group of kittens? Preferred answers: clowder and kindle, respectively, but we also accepted cluster, clutter, glaring, kendle, nuisance and pounce.
( SL ) What game involves cat’s eyes? Marbles
Thank you to EVERYONE who participated! If you’d like to see more competishes, let us know in the Comments!
I Think I’m Having A Wedge Issue
November 4, 2008 By
Hey, peeps! While we sweat out the election results, test your trivia chops and you might win a Cute Overload Page-A-Day Calendar 2009! (rules below)
( G ) What big cat lives in the Himalayas at altitudes up to 20,000 feet?
( E ) What TV character was pursued by a policeman named Dibble?
( H ) Who was the Chief Mouser to the Cabinet Office under Margaret Thatcher and John Major?
( AL ) What author’s museum is home to many six-toed cats?
( SN ) What are the collective names for a group of cats and a group of kittens?
( SL ) What game involves cat’s eyes?
UPDATE! CONTEST IS CLOSED — THANKS TO ALL WHO ENTERED!
EXTREMELY IMPORTANT OFFICIAL-SOUNDING RULES WITH NUMBERS AND EVERYTHING
- Entries must be received by 9 PM PST, Nov. 4, 2008.
- One entry per person, please.
- One winning entry will be selected at random from correct entries.
- Contest open to all except employees of CuteLabs, their immediate families and illegitimate children; people who talk in movie theaters; door-to-door harmonica salesmen; and penguins.
- Entries will be judged by NTMTOM, whose decision is fatal.
Q: Who’s an awesome sender-inner? A: Vanessa P.
// UPDATE: Comments are closed so as to not give away answers! //
Percival Plans His Escape
November 3, 2008 By
"Laugh at my knobbular knees, will they? Hah! I’ll just pick up a bunch of these feathers, glue them on, and — VOOM! — I’m outta here!"
I don’t think so, Kate E.
Be the Banana
November 3, 2008 By
Relax, young apprentice. Clear your mind of worldly cares. Listen to the soothing wind chimes as you earth the energy within your body and become one with the environment around you. Concentrate on the banana. Feel your life energy reach out to it, lifting it off the ground … yesssss, that’s it … goooood …
Found in 126 Photos Worth Freezing at yeeeeee.com.
Trick or Wokka?
October 31, 2008 By
In response to a request that we end October on a Halloween note, here’s the cutest entry from a slideshow of top tech-o-lanterns from Network World. Wokka wokka!
Original gourdwork by Windell and Lenore of EvilMadScientist Labs. Check out their stock-tick-o-lantern too!
Tick-Tock, ‘Tocktober’s Done…
October 31, 2008 By
… we know by the setting of the sun.
But there’s time for one more ‘tock, we see,
As snapped by Terry in D.C.
We thank all sender-inning folks
For giving us the butts of jokes.
But one month’s far too much confinement
So send more ‘tocks; that’s your assignment.
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