We Boop Because We, Um, Something that Means “Care” but Rhymes with “Boop”

Always at the forefront of the zenith of the cutting edge of cuteness research, CuteLabs once again demonstrates its commitment to animal understanding with the development of the Bidirectional Olfactive Oscillation Pod (BOOP), engineered to precisely measure the maximum threshold of kitten nose-touching. CuteLabs: Building Safer Felines of Tomorrow… Today!

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The Adventures of Captain Sandman!

Traumatized as a youth by roving bands of coffee-swilling insomniacs, billionaire ping-pong paddle magnate Marston Winnie vows to spread sleepiness as he dons the costume and cowl of his feared alter ego: Captain Sandman!

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Via Reddit.

Tiger Lifeguard Squad!

One lucky zoogoer in Tokyo caught this tense ResQte with a happy ending: Two white tiger cubs saving a sibling who fell in a pool of water. The plucky cubs just won’t give up until they pluck their pal to safety!

Really? I’m That Cute?

I have chubby nommable toesies, you say? And soft scritchable ears? And a rubbable pudgy belleh? And a boopable nose and a peekaboo pink tongue? And I’m so overall cute that you just want to hug me and squeeze me and never let me go?

Well, that’s good to know.

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Via Reddit.

The Legend of the Mermutt

Lads, pour me an ale, and I’ll sing ye a tale
Of a creature alluring that dwells in the deep
With a howl so charming it’s fairly alarming
One look in her eyes, and your soul’s hers to keep

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We spied her one morning, with nary a warning,
When she flopped on the deck with the rest of our catch
For such a dishonor, we thought we were goners,
But the sweet little dear just wanted to play fetch.

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It’s TK, via Casey Robbins.

We Put The “Up” in “Pup”

Are you looking for a once-in-a-lifetime experience for your four-legged friend? Why not treat her to a balloon ride from Puppyloon? Your pooch will fly above the treetops in our comfortable balloon harness. And when it’s time to come down, our expert marksman will pop the balloons one by one to assure a happy landing. Remember, that’s Puppyloon — For The Dog With A Bucket List.™

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Boston Terrier Up, via Morgan.

I Feel Polar, Oh So Polar…

Gracious me, but if I ain’t just the cutest little thang, with my fur coat and my daintly little pawsies and my coy Mona Lisa smile…

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ACTIVATE THE COY MONA LISA SMILE-HANCE-A-MATIC 3000!

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Via Michael Button.

Pizza Pie See You

Now, ordinarily, I’d just eat this pizza. Three bites, gone, nice to know ya. But there’s just something about this slice that… I just can’t. It’s got those big, soulful eyes, just like me. It would just feel… wrong.

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Via Reddit.

Ah, I Love the Smell of Fresh-Cooked Rice…

… that sweet, starchy aroma filling the kitchen air, anticipating that first moist, sticky bite hot from my bowl… which is amazing when you consider that the thing isn’t even plugged in.

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Via Imgur.

 

Now, as You Can See by This Next Chart…

… ferret one represents first quarter shipments of rotary knobule bippulators, ferret two represents population growth seasonally cross-averaged with toenail density, and ferret three represents the weight differential of three quarts of Miracle Whip on the surface of Mars. Any questions?

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Photo taken at the National Black-footed Ferret Conservation Center in northern Colorado, where the U.S. Fish and Wildlife Service leads a captive breeding and recovery program where this endangered species is bred and preconditioned for release into the wild. Photo Credit: Ryan Moehring / USFWS

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