Best. Accessory. EVAR.

Oh sure, your car has GPS and handy power steering,
A metallic sheen of shamrock green that’s really quite endearing,
Brakes front and rears, and extra gears for when you’re feeling bolder,
But your route won’t be truly cute without a prosh pup holder.

Via Reddit.

Let There Be Cat

And God created Dog in His image, only backwards, and gave Dog dominion over the trees and hydrants. And Dog saw he was alone, and whimpered pitifully.

And thus did the Lord take a bone from Dog, even though he was still chewing it, and from it created Cat. And He spake into Dog, saying “Behold, I give thee Cat, to serve as companion and helpmate to thee.”

And Cat said “Whoa, screw that noise, pappy. I ain’t taking orders from nobody, let alone Captain Mange, here. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I gotta take a nap before bedtime.”

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Jurassic Bark

“(That’s strange. That programmer guy said he was going to steal all the dinosaur embryos and meet me by this sign! I wonder what’s keeping him?)”

Via aussiegall on Flickr.

I’m Working on a Really Big Hairball…

… can I eat some of your hair?

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A Cautionary Tale

I was young and foolish. I borrowed money from loan sharks to pay my debts…

… and when I couldn’t pay them back, they had me rubbed out.

Pygmy Octopus, via Zooborns. Photos by Mote Marine Laboratory & Aquarium.

Let The Force Flow Through You, Luke…

“Remember, a Jedog uses the Force for knowledge and defense — never for attack. But beware: scampering, yapping, kibble dancing — the Silly Side are these. Once you start down the Silly path, forever will it dominate your destiny.”

It’s Davy Jones the Corgi, via Facebook.

Have You Accepted Geoffrey Into Your Life?

“Ma’am, I’m from the Church of Toys “R” Us, and if I could just have five minutes to share with you the good news right here in the Toys “R” Us “Xmas Doorbuster” catalog…”

Rite of Sproing

The Catalonia Dance Company is proud to announce its 2014-2015 ballet season, starting with Prawn Lake, starring featured dancer Meowkhail Baryshnikat.

Fly Cat, by Flickr-er 氣質 美少年.

The Sweet Life of Chief Brody’s Cat

(Oh, man, this scam works like a dream. I just put on the shark suit, hum that “dun-dun-dun-dun” theme music, and this bozo drops the kibble and runs out of the house screaming! And the best part is, I have it all to myself… Wait, what’s that music coming from behind me?)

Via kcxd on Flickr.

The Mane Event

Is your hair an also-ran? Give it more horsepower, with new Equiene™ shampoo, for hair you’ll be proud to win, place or show.

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Via Pixdaus on Facebook.