Hush little baby, don’t lose hope
Mama’s gonna catch you an antelope
And if your tummy rumbles more
Mama’s gonna run down a wild boar
And if that boar’s too boring for you
Mama’s gonna net you a nummy gnu
And if that gnu just runs and laughs
Mama’s gonna hunt down a herd of giraffes
And if those giraffe should scamper east
Mama’s gonna bag you a wildebeest
And if that wildebeest’s too wary
Mama’s gonna slaughter a whole safari
And if that safari bails (how rude!)
Mama’s gonna send out for Chinese food

And if there’s a photo that makes your day
It prolly came from Flickr user Brian McKay









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