Live from the “Digging to China” Semifinals!

… and, as we enter the forty-third hour, it looks like Goldie “Shovelpaws” McBlavin is still having trouble getting started…

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Maybe Panda Boot Camp Isn’t for Me

(huff, puff) I can’t handle all this climbing! When do we get to the “rolling downhill” part of the training?

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Little Deuce Cute

“Well, hello there! Would any of you fine ladies like a ride in my custom-tuned, four-on-the-floor, fuel-infected, five-stroke-penalty, precision-spamulated, drag-queen racer?

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“Buddy, the famous pug, is catching rays in his ’35 Auburn Speedster!” says Flickrer iamazeyou.

C.O. Neighborhood Crimewatch Action Alert!

Residents are warned to be on the lookout for a peeping tom(cat) known only as “The Masked Maligner,” who hangs out in showers, making catty remarks.

It’s Kind of “Grello”

For the fourth time, Abigail failed her driver’s license test when she was unable to tell the difference between the yellow and green traffic lights.

Circular Reasoning

“(When I walk in a circle, the chair feels more comfy. Does that mean I’m actually making the chair more comfy? What if there’s no upper limit to how comfy this chair can get? If I keep going, I could experience a Zen-like level of comfyness! We could be talking comfy Nirvana, here!)”

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It’s Like Christmas, But With More… Me

No sooner do I finish chewing each stocking
When I see you commit a faux pas quite shocking
You’re up taking snapshots, but wait just a minute
This scene is defective, because I’m not in it
Why waste your megapixels on a tree
When you could be capturing beautiful me?
Never mind sparkly lights; I’m brighter by far
I’m like having your very own Christmas star
So when I see that camera, I’ll be a go-getter
And get in each shot… Ah, yes, that’s better.

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“Accidentally created a camera hog,” says Redditor spunwasi. “Now this happens when I try to take a photo.”

I Shall Guard this Ball With My Life

This is MY BALL and it belongs to me and it is mine and also I own it and you may not take MY BALL from me and I shall maintain a vigilant watch on MY BALL at all times to protect MY BALL from zombies and ghosts and evil bunny slippers and…

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“He fell asleep with the ball in his mouth,” explains Redditor iBleeedorange.

Meanwhile, at Camp Wanaleekya’s “Salute to the First Thanksgiving” Pageant…

“Why look, Josiah Witherspoon! Our guests have brought with them a sample of the many vegetables that grow abundantly here in the New World!”

“How right you are, Sarah Miller! I believe they call it ‘corn’.”

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“My view before I tasted this sweetcorn,” notes Flickrer Twinkle Enyong.

Oh, Those Glamorous 70’s

Amid the glitter and excess of New York’s nightlife scene, no venue was more exclusive than Manhattan’s Kennel 54. Located in the alley behind Studio 54, it admitted only the top dogs, who waited expectantly behind the velvet rope.

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Via RD_Elsie.

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