Who Keeps Ringing the Doorbell?!

“It’s that cat again, I’ll bet you anything. Stupid punk kid…”

“Well, it’s not the birds from the next tree. Looks like they flew south.”

“Um, there’s a bunch of people looking at us on a website right now. Maybe they saw something.”

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Via James Havard.

¡uɐW ‘ʇnO ƃuᴉddᴉlℲ ɯ,I

˙ǝlƃuɐ ʇuǝɹǝɟɟᴉp ʎlǝɹᴉʇuǝ uɐ ɯoɹɟ ɯǝɥʇ ʇɐ ʞool oʇ sdlǝɥ ʇᴉ ‘uǝɥʇ puɐ ʍou ʎɹǝʌƎ ¿suɐɯnɥ ɥʇᴉʍ ƃuolɐ ƃuᴉʇʇǝƃ oʇ ʇǝɹɔǝs ʎɯ s,ʇɐɥM

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˙uᴉlɐnbɐԀ ǝʌo┴ ɹǝ-ɹʞɔᴉlℲ sʎɐs ,,’ɥɔɹɐW uᴉ snolnɔᴉpᴉɹ ʎllɐǝɹ ǝɹɐ sʇɐƆ,,

This Never Happens With the Litter Box

Honestly, can’t anybody in this company read? It says right there on the sign: “Please do not flush mousies down the toilet”! Sheesh!

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Via apocer on Reddit.

Stephanie Faces an Awkward Moment

(Well, there’s no point in putting it off. I’m just going to have to march in there and tell them, “Mom? Dad? Remember that old witch lady that lives in the forest, the one you always told me to stay away from? Well, I kind of went out there and she seemed really nice and she gave me this weird-tasting candy and now I’m a raccoon. Sorry.”)

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Half In the Bag

After reading the extensive list of ingredients on the outside of the bag, Leroy was disappointed to discover that it only contained a half-used ketchup packet and a crumpled straw wrapper.

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Via angela n.

Bitcoin, Meet Quillcoin

Whether you’re shopping online for knitting needles, razor blades, or even a new laser pointer from The Sharper Image, the latest alt-currency of choice is the Quillcoin. It may just look like pin money now, but someday it’ll grow up to be a hedge fund.

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“My hedgehog just had babies,” boasts Redditor DancinTedDanson.

Can It Be St. Puggy’s Day?

Can it? Because I’ve got my little hat and my light-up bow tie and I’ve had two beers already and I can say Irish things like “Top o’the shillelagh, Mother Mockery” and okay more like four beers and I know how to riverdance…

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Via DaPuglet.

You Weren’t Using That Foot, Were You?

Good, because it’s exactly the right shape for my muzzlepowche.

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“Close to the action. Lying on the chef’s foot during cooking,” says Flickr-er Adam Roscoe.

Too Shy to Fly

Is shyness holding back your love life? Conventional dating services that require social interaction can be stressful, but now there’s It’s Just Unbearably Awkward Lunch!™ the service that pairs you with someone as shy as you are!

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Birds of a Feather, via Brett Klorer.

So the Pastrami, Is it Lean?

“I come in here last week for a nice brisket for my bridge club and Sadie, my friend and neighbor for twenty years, nearly chokes to death on some gristle, so just a little taste to make sure, if you don’t mind…”

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Kitty visits the butcher, via Reddit. (Appropriately, this shot was taken in Turkey.)

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