The tiny nation of Hamstervania officially announced its space program today. In this video footage smuggled from the space training center, astronauts simulate the effect of sustained G-forces.
“Whew! I cannot believe I held it together this year. Got all the Christmas cards mailed, shuttled three sets of relatives from airports to hotels, and got all the presents wrapped and under the tree at the last minute.
“Well, at least Junior’s decided to do me a favor and let me sleep in on Christmas morning…”
This … Is … PHOTOBOMB!
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Once you are comfortable with basic sleeping, you may wish to move on to more difficult positions, as demonstrated here by Dizzy the Frenchie. Caution: Dizzy is a professional; do not attempt these maneuvers without training and supervision.
First, the “Frog Leg Layabout”:
And now, the difficult but elegant “Double Cross”:
From Team Dizzy: Photographer/Sender-inner: Carolyn M., Owner/Trainer: Erin C.
Of all the still-unexplained wonders of the human body, perhaps the most startling is the myriad ways it handles stress. In an extreme case, a college math student, whom we’ll call Doris X, would respond to the pressure of mid-terms by spontaneously transforming into a cat.
Research associate Brittany M. contributed to this report.
And now it’s dedication time. A reader named Joools writes: “Dear Casey: I asked Santa for a re-run of my FAVE Xmas CO, the white kitten lying on the white lights… the caption was something like, ‘I lof the lights, they warm all my parts…’ so I could send it to friends… I can’t find it in the archives!”
Well, Joools, here’s that picture again, from the original post in November 2007.
Thanks again to sender-inner Julia G.
This dainty kitty begging for food starts off adorable, and at 0:17 becomes brain-meltingly awesome. Flappity flap flap!
All right, boys, I know things aren’t looking good out there: We’re down 189 to 3, half our defensive line is in a coma, and our quarterback is curled up in a fetal position in the locker room crying for his mommy.
But don’t give up. When the team is up against it, and the breaks are beating the boys, I’m asking you to go in there with all you’ve got, and win just one for the Yipper.
Star sender-inner Moriah L. scores another touchdown!
Tuesday: Almost had him. Caught a fleeting glimpse of his tail, but the slippery devil vanished again before I could grab it. But I’m close now — I can sense when he’s near. And I will wait for him, watch for him, as long as it takes — until I can confront my keepers with the truth: There is someone else in this cell with me.
I see why you named him Special Ed, Dolly W.