LBP: HAI GUISE! im LilBoPeep and im lukin 4 my sheep. U d00dz seen sheep?
Dog1: ZOMG no wai I havnt seen ur stoopid sheep
Dog2: Baaaaaaaa GTFO n00b!
LBP: whatevs, l8r lusers
Took me a second to spot it, Paige K.
[This morning's post brought to you by chat rooms, texting, the violent death of all civilized language, and by the number 1337... - Ed.]
"However, maybe a nice piece of tuna, that would work on me. And some egg salad. And one of those big knackwursts, with the sauerkraut. And a pastrami sandwich on rye, lean, hold the mustard, with a pickle and a side of onion rings, and a chocolate milk shake. And see if my friend here wants anything."
Has your cat met our heroic space chipmunk, Natalie D.?
"… and I’m going to title this one The Persistence of Moo-mory, just as soon as I can figure out how to drape it over a tree branch."
Wow, Morgan R., it’s like … deep and stuff.
‘allo! Mah nahm ees Joost-een LeFonque, an’ ah weel teach yoo ze see-crahts of LOFFF! Ze farst see-craht ees ze aaht-moss-pheer. Eet mosst be ze rho-man-teek for ze beoot-ee-ful lah-deez, wis ze can-dalls and ze bahth wis ze boob-bahls.
Waance you haf ze rho-man-teek aaht-moss-pheer, yoo waal-come ze lah-deez …
… AND HEEP-NO-TIZE ZEM WEETH YAR LAH-ZAR VEE-SHON!! BZZZZZZZZZZZZTTT!!
Wot’s dat, yoo say? Yoo do not haf ze lah-zar vee-shon? Dan yoo can-not haf ze LOFF!!
Bow wow chicka bow wow, Alexis L.
It strikes without warning, wreaking terrible terror too terrifyingly torturous to tolerate! What is it? And what does it crave, this creeping horror, this unearthly ungulate, striking fear into the hearts of all who bear witness?
When it hunts you — YOU DARE NOT MOVE! When it finds you — YOU DARE NOT BREATHE! Nothing in the depths of your darkest nightmares can prepare you for the UNSTOPPABLE EVIL!!!
There is no escape from … THE ATTACK OF THE FIFTY-FOOT TONGUE!
A Morgan R. production, starring Clifton Flange, Loretta Trashsmasher and “Tex” McGee as Cardinal Richelieu. Rated [R] for Redonkulous. Coming soon to this theater!
Hah! They call me the Nibble Master, because my nibbling technique is invincible!
Haiiee-YAH! DOUBLE MONKEY FOOT NIBBLE GRIP!
Ayyyy-EEEEE! SOARING CRANE OVERHEAD NIBBLE!
Ooeeee-HAH! LEAPING PANTHER (buurrrrp!) … um, kinda full, just gonna lie down for a minute …
If do right, Arlene F., no can defense.
"I don’t even want to play in your stinky old snow fort, anyway! I’m going to make my own snow fort, and it’s gonna have a Foosball table, and a bowling alley, and a go-cart track, and a roller coaster, and …"
Well, at least it gets them out of the house, Birgit P.
Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to Black and Decker-Nokia-Johnson Wax Stadium for the start of the 64th Annual Intercollegiate Scampering Championships! And I can see the Kansas team taking the field now; let’s meet some of the key players:
On the starting line, we’ve got Mopsy and Flopsy Rabinowitz, going over last-minute strategy. The brothers won ten out of their twelve starters during their freshman year, and so the crowd expects great scampering from them today …
… and yes! There he is, coming on to the field now, looking confident … it’s star scamperer Biff "Zippy" McBlurrgh, who leads the league this season in total yards scampered …
… and now the team is getting final instructions from Coach Zeke "The Disapprover" Standhope …
… and so, as Head Cheerleader Alyssa "Sender-Inner" B. joins her team on the field, we’re ready now for the coin toss, sponsored by Chevron and Microsoft. But first, these messages …
Awwww, isn’t that kee-yoot? That lady’s got one of those novelty backpacks …
… you know, the kind that look just like a … just like a …
a … a …
I’m speechless, A. S.
"Leroy, that’s too much tinsel on the left side … Somebody help Maybelle, she’s tangled up in the lights again … No, Betty-Bob, we can’t decorate the backside of the tree this year, because we just don’t have the — ornaments."
Photo sender-innered by MaryBeth, who has more cuteness and an amazing puppy rescue story on her blog.
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