The distinguished Society of Dramatic Animals welcomes its newest member, Dramatic Eagle, taking its place alongside luminaries such as Dramatic Prairie Dog, Dramatic Kitty, Dramatic Wood Mite, and Dramatic Single-celled Organism.
I’m down to almost nothing on the kibble! I take another bite, and I’m in a kibble-free zone, ya get what I’m sayin’ here? Can’t be cute on an empty stomach, so let’s make with the chow!
Sez Liz: “This is our puppy, Taffy, at about 8 weeks old. She is a miniature australian shepherd.”
Their yapping shaped a generation and changed the world forever. Now, Cute Overload is pleased to bring you for the very first time the lovable antics of those Fab Flopears: The Beagles.
There’s Dave, the cheeky funster;
Bruce, the dreamy-eyed romantic;
Reg, the quiet, aloof mystic;
And Zeppo, known to millions the world over as “Which one was he, again?”
This is a picture of: (A) a bumblebee; (B) a court jester at Mardi Gras; (C) the newest Pokemon thingy that your kids will wail like banshees over until you buy it for them; (D) Drew Carey! (answer in hovertext)
Answer: (E) The War of 1812 (we would also have accepted The Hula-Hoop or Steve Buscemi). If you chose A-D, or indeed took this quiz at all, you should seek counseling immediately.
Unless you’re Jeff M. and you know it’s a Bee Orchid. Then you’re cool.
June 12: With my assistant Winthrop Smythe-Goldstein standing by, I nervously set foot inside my wondrous contraption for the first time. At my signal, he would close heavy titanium door behind me, and thus begin my journey into the unknown…
Egad, James P.!
Having found a suitable human family, it is important to keep it on a short leash, as it were, by instilling a feeling of guilt whenever they leave.
Cultivate a wistful, far-away stare to display when your humans leave for work, bowling night, or any activity not centered around you. The use of barriers, like a window or chain-link fence, adds a touch of ironic pathos.
Photo by ascappatura
“Wow, is this a hot day or what? It’s so hot, I’m molting! Get it? Molting! Like ‘melting,’ but with an ‘O’.”
Great Horned Owl chicks from Green Valley, Arizona. Photo by kretyen.
Vote! Vote! Vote! Like a baby stoat!
Stoat! Stoat! Stoat! Cast a leetle vote!
We spoke our piece, we marched the march, we waved our misspelled signs
But on this day comes the best way to say what’s on our minds
Whether you pick Governor Moonbeam or the Lady-Who’s-Not-A-Witch
Just be sure to show up early, so you vote without a hitch!
Don’t scorn those with opposing views; call no one idiotic
For we’re just stars of different stripes, and each as patriotic
So get it done, there’s no excuse; no citizen should be lazy
Restore some sanity to our beloved democrazy!