In light of C.O.’s practice of keeping its nose out of current events, we wish to state that the following video of a cute tiger has nothing whatever to do with the marital woes of any professional athlete. And now: Sit back, relax, and enjoy the song stylings of Mistress #103,271!
From our “sad but true” files: Somewhere, at this very moment, people are taking pictures that don’t have any cats in them. To remedy this injustice, there’s CatPaint, an iPhone app that populates any pic with prosh pouncy purriness pronto.
And as if that weren’t enough, the app drives other cats insane (OK, more insane):
Spotted by Susy P.
As we celebrate the season of gluttony, Winston decides to dispense with the silverware and push his face straight into his Thanksgiving feast. Don’t tell me you haven’t considered doing this yourself at least once.
We give thanks to Rich over at FourFour!
“I leave you alone for the day, and just look at this mess! The toilet paper’s shredded, there’s trash all over the floor, a team of squirrels is running a telemarketing call center from the guest bedroom, and a man outside wants to know where to install my weapons-grade uranium centrifuge!”
Did you order these 24 pizzas, Emily D.?
Tongues wagged this week as papparazzi spotted superstars Britney Ears and Hugh Jackrabbit at a romantic getaway in Tahiti, protected by their bodyguard Bruno.
Well, I never, Carly R.
OK, maybe the car isn’t as cuddly as a Nash (what is?), but frequent commenter Yitzysmommie takes it to the streets with her custom license plate. “Tried to get Yitzy to sit with me on the bumpere,” she says, “but he was like ‘Nyerhle.’ “
Oh, swell! Now I’ll be late for my big presentation to Amalgamated Acorns!
Maybe you could give him a lift, Sonya C.
First the good news: Your job lets you cuddle with fuzzy wuzzy bear cubs. Now for the “uh-oh” part: You have to track down their mom across the snows of Maine, get her sedated (at least five Brandy Alexanders), give her and the kids a physical, and wrap it all up before the drugs wear off. Sound like fun?
More photos and story about the Maine Bear Monitoring program here, hat tip to sender-inner Jackie.