"Yeah, I was a little skeptical at first, too. But the guy who sold me the map said this is where the gold doubloons are buried, so…"
Don’t let him open any e-mail from Nigeria, Leslie.
Bitsy’s Plan Hits A Snag
February 17, 2009 By
"Oh, man, this is going to be awesome. I just sit here in the bowl and act like granola, and when she comes over with the milk, I open my mouth real wide, and…"
"Wait a minute, when did she switch to soy milk?! Dang, I hate that stuff!"
The best-laid plans of mousers and men often go awry, Diane D.
[Looks like this one has been around the internet and back since a couple of years ago... - Ed.]
What is This, Some Kind of Dog-and-Pony Show?
February 17, 2009 By
I mean, because you’ve got a dog there… and it’s on a pony… and, well… y’know, a dog and a pony are the principal elements of a dog-and-pony show, after all… so I just kind of assumed that this might, uh… might be some kind of… well, you know…
I feel like I’ve let you down, Maggie C.
Coming Soon: Cute Justice
February 17, 2009 By
| Announcer: | In a world… where cuteness is forbidden… one ferret will break all the rules… |
| Ferret: | Taste cute justice, evildoer! |
| Evildoer: | Aaaahhh-AAAAAAAAA-aaaaaugh!!! (click for typical movie scream) |
| Announcer: | This summer, get ready for a new kind of justice: Cute Justice, starring Clifton Tang, Mitzi Garbleflatzer, and Kate S. as "The Sender-Inner." |
Live From the 2009 Hide-and-Seek Semifinals
February 16, 2009 By
… and as we enter day 27, it looks like little Rollo Grubspackle continues to outsmart the rest of the Gorilla team…
Baby gorilla sleeping by bartdubelaar. Found by Johanna S.
Why Cats Suck at Jenga
February 16, 2009 By
…and lo, it came to pass that the people erected a mighty tower into the Heavens. This displeased Kitteh, and so he dispatched his angel, Mr. Fluffikins, to smite them in their wickedness…
Beauty is Serious Business
February 16, 2009 By
"Oh, hi there! I’m just having my tips frosted with beeswax and crushed rose petals, and then I’ll be getting a mud pack facial with Navajo red clay flown in specially from Arizona. And after that, I go into the rock tumbler for 20 minutes with some vanilla bean and talcum powder."
That Mr. Rudolpho is simply a wizard with beeswax, Roar.
Just Call Me Whirlpool, Pal
February 16, 2009 By
We all knew cats were self-cleaning, but this one even comes with a spin cycle. Kitty starts off moist, and ends up moist… and dizzy.
Whoa, make the room stop spinning, Hlavinkas
This Is My Favorite Sunday Brunch
February 15, 2009 By
"Ah just loves the dee-cor in this tea room, and the finger sandwiches are simply dee-vine, ah sweah!"
Can I freshen up that coffee, Moomin K.?
Zing, Zing, Zing Went My Heartstring
February 14, 2009 By
For the first time in recorded history, a cat has left its owner a surprise on the floor that didn’t require paper towels to clean up. Meet "Tux," who gave her owner Mandy A. a string in the shape of a heart. It’s the Valentines Day gift that says "I love you… and I’m into rope."
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