He floats through the air, with the greatest of ease
The sleeping young cat on the phantom trapeze
He’s so great and graceful, whilst catching some Z’s
So give him a round of applause, if you please.
Says sender-inner Carol B.: “My new 12 week old kitten has been doing ballet in his sleep. His name is Monkey Pants. This has everything – jelly spine, kitten belly, elegant strayching. In some ways he’s even giving a wink to Marilyn Monroe’s famous nude on red satin.”