I’m Never Going to Finish All This

I’d better ask the waiter for a doggie cheek.

I suppose we can dispense with the dessert cart, Jessica W.

What a Ripoff!

This place hasn’t been the same since they hired that new barista. They used to put lots of marshmallows in my hot cocoa, and now look!

One lousy marshmallow, and it’s all the way at the bottom, grumble grumble

We’ll buy him a whole bag, Stosh L.

Groom for Improvement

… and do you, Ken, take Genevieve to be your wife, in sickness and in health, for richer or more richer, to honor and obey, to squeegee the shower door without having to be reminded, to sit through weepy costume dramas even during the playoffs, to wait quietly at the shoe store without squirming, to act unimpressed when a Victoria’s Secret commercial comes on, for as long as you both shall live?

Then, by the authority vested in me, I pronounce you…

… ah, as a general rule, we would prefer you wait until after the ceremony…

I give it six months, Kristen L.

It’s Rewrite Time, Pal

Listen, Mother Goose, or whatever the heck your name is, I don’t feel like bein’ baked in no pie, see. So just whip out that red pencil and make it “four and nineteen blackbirds,” if you know what’s good for you.

Eh, what’s one more or less, Krystal?

Is That Big Dog Gone Yet?

Not… not that I was scared or anything like that… In fact, I really wanted to say hello, you know, maybe see if he wanted to go lift weights sometime, have a beer, whatever… but I just became so interested in these lovely shoes of yours, I just lost track of time… Golly, it’s such a shame that I missed him…

We’ll give Sophie the benefit of the doubt, Michael.

Cute Overload Profiles in Braveness!

In this episode, we salute the brave members of the Kitty Bomb Disposal Unit. Every day, these heroes put their lives on the line to keep us safe. In this video, demolition expert “Twitchy” Greenblatt and partner neutralize a suspicious device:

Get More Bounce for Your Buck!

Looking for a hopping good time, mate? Then come on down to Walkabout Wally’s Wallaby Warehouse! Buy direct from the warehouse and put the savings in your pouch! Ask about this week’s special: Four-pack of joeys for the price of three!

Good onya, Don.

How’s My New Haircut Look?

Seriously, what does it look like? I can’t see a damn thing.

It’s like a Q-Tip with a mouth, Winn S.

Covert Kitteh

Litterbox, this is Pied Piper… Pied Piper calling Litterbox, are you receiving? Target just left for walkies at oh-nine-thirty, heading due north up Central Avenue… ETA your checkpoint in four minutes… get the water balloons ready…

Kittens are so good at covert ops, Guadalupe C.

Great Moments in Cute History

1887: The fledgling Ringling Brothers Circus first comes to national attention when it debuts “The Amazing Floofini,” the first bunny to be shot from a cannon.

That’s a good-looking mug, Martha J. And the cup’s pretty, too.


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