ITEM TYPE: Artifact — Container
EFFECTS: Target creature is confined for remainder of melee round. May be reversed by invoking Rope Toy of Stringiness, Annoying Duck of Quacking, and Fuzzy Bee of Squishiness.
There Otter Be A Law Against Being This Cute
March 30, 2009 By
Sea World may be famous for its killer whales, but two new arrivals may have guests saying "Shamwho?" The San Diego park welcomed two Asian small-clawed river otter pups, born Feb. 7 to first-time parents Leo and Giselle. A new otter/sea lion show debuts next month.
From Sea World via Cute Otters.
UPDATE: Four more otter pups born at Sea World Orlando! It’s a conspiracy, I tells ya!
Houston, You Have No Problems Whatsoever…
March 27, 2009 By
… because your Houston Zoo has the world’s cutest animal (says so, right there on their Internets), making his grand entrance this weekend! His name’s Toby, a red panda, and he’s probably putting the finishing touches on his cute moves even now.
First, we start with the slightly vacant-eyed goofy grin…
… with a smooth segue into the pensive, thoughtful expression…
… and wrapping up with the yummy-smacky feed-me face!
Separated at Berf?
March 25, 2009 By
"Everyone always says she looks like an Ewok, so I thought ‘why not?’ " says sender-inner Alana C. of her furry friend. Maybe so, but can she take out a crack legion of Imperial Stormtroopers with nothing but spears and stone tools? That’s the real test, you know.
Thank You, Thing
March 24, 2009 By
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( Sung to the tune of "The Addams Family" theme song ) ♫ In Spring, the snows’ll thaw out / Then all the creatures draw out ♫ He’s hunting for some kibble / To nosh and have a nibble, |
Hmm, An Amusing Vintage…
March 23, 2009 By
"… full-bodied, with subtle overtones of strawberry and a charming effervescence that tickles the senses. A worthy accompaniment to an appetizer of mild cheeses covered in ants, or perhaps a spinach and arugula salad with a rosemary and basil vinaigrette dressing covered in ants — well, just about anything covered in ants, really."
(PS: That’s not wine, but apple/cranberry juice, according to the notes at YouTube.)
All Right, We’ll Give Back the Bonus Money!
March 22, 2009 By
Egads, Hubert, they’re everywhere! Mobs of screaming, angry taxpayers with pitchforks and torches! The entire mansion is surrounded!
Dang, my torch went out, Esther W.
To Style Man
March 21, 2009 By
"Citizens of Earth! I am the Grand High Blayvin of the planet Fabulon! We offer your civilization the blessings of our advanced hair care secrets! Our scientists have perfected a neutronic conditioning lotion that can cure split ends for all time! We come with peaceful intentions, and not to ship your people to our home planet for horrific beauty school experiments, honest, we mean it!"
I, for one, welcome our impeccably-coiffed overlords, Stacy N.
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