Honestly, you’ve got the wrong house…

“Are you sure, Mrs. Buttle? Because my state-of-the-art hand-held laser address scanner says this package is for you, and these things never make mistakes.”

What can brown do for you, MaggieMoo?

Maru Potter and the Box of Mystery

Before any student may graduate from Boxwarts School, he must first successfully enter the Conjurer’s Container, a diabolical contraption whose enchanted flaps refuse to open, as if held in place by an unseen force. Will Maru succeed? Let’s see!

Boing, Boing, Splash, Boing

Boing, boing, boing, boing, woof, whuh?, boing, boing, boing, chase, chase, splash, splash, splash, whoops, paddle, paddle, paddle, boing, boing, boing…

Boing, boing, boing, Leanne, boing, boing.

No one expects the Spanish Lickquisition!

So! You think you are strong because you can survive the Soft Cushions and the Comfy Chair! Very well, then. We shall unleash our ultimate weapon!

Fetch… the Licking Puppies!

I’ll say anything, Sumeet S.! Just make it not stop!

Breaking News!

LONDON — Onlookers were stunned today when a scientific medical experiment went haywire, releasing radioactively-enlarged “happy corpuscles” that frightened pedestrians and disrupted maritime shipping.

Oh, all right — here’s the real story, as found by Steve L. (I think mine makes more sense, though.)

Funny, I only hear this when I’m in the bathroom

“What in the heck are you doing in there all day? Give someone else a chance!”

Different strokes for different species, Ray B.

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Cute-porter Alex was there to capture the happy couple’s first date.

Ode to a Muskox

This steadfast young fellow’s a muskox calf,
His mama’s nearby, so best not point and laugh.
He lives in Alaska, on a farm up in Palmer,
Where the winters are cold but the summers are calmer.

His farm needs donations, that’s what Esther cautions,
For the muskox is hungry and eats such big portions.
So visit the site, toss some bucks in their box,
Then drive up this summer and meet a muskox!

Lunch with Bunch

“This is Teddy!” says sender-inner Lindsay F. “He is a bunny despite his funny ears. People thinks he looks like a bun-chilla.” But since he’s posing with a banana, we’ll just call him a “Bunch.”

I just met a Peep named Ma-ree-aaa…

I’ll see your bookshelf Peeps diorama, and raise you the fourth annual Washington Post Peeps Diorama Contest, which drew over 1,100 entries, some recreating classic movie moments like Peep Side Story

…and Alfred Hitchcock’s The Peeps. Check out a slideshow of top entrants and see full coverage at the Washington Post site.

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