Mom, Can I Keep Him?

Please, pretty please, oh please? I promise I’ll take care of him and clean up after him and play with him and feed him bananas and Monkey Chow or whatever it is they eat, please can I pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeze??

Taken in Nagaon, Assam, India by Diganta Talukdar.

The All-Knowing Clairvoyant Hamster Foresees Ominous Events in Your Future

Yes… Yes, I’m getting an image now: I see a stranger, a tall man in a trench coat and clown shoes… there is a car chase, many explosions and a sequel… Some Baptists are tap dancing; in the clicking of their heels there is a coded message: “Don’t… trust… the…” I… I cannot continue without sunflower seeds…

His name is Nacho, says SimonSays.

Another Mystery of Science

Behavioral scientists remain puzzled by what they call Cluster Associative Theory, or CAT. As yet unexplained, the theory holds that kittens will tend to cluster in a single container…

…despite the presence of alternatives.

C.O. Outdoor Travel Tips

Going hiking? Before you even leave the house, be sure to take your GPS — Global Puss-itioning System. This 100% organic tracking tool can pinpoint your exact location — as long as it’s within 100 feet of a fish market.

Does it double as a first-aid kit, Jean M.? (groan)

Meanwhile, at Freshman Orientation…

“So I can just walk up to those big dogs and eat from their bowl, and they won’t bother me? Golly! This is exactly the kind of insider tidbit that makes me so glad I pledged Kappa Alpha Tabby. How can I ever repay you, Steve?”

Kitteh’s about to get schooled, Ratko V.

Today’s Silly Question

Does this little piggy like ice cream cones?

What do you think?

Happy piglet photos by Morgan.

South America, Here I Come!

The exotic wildlife! The breathtaking views! Oh, to pitch my hammock in the branches of a centuries-old tree and feel the cool mist of a waterfall on my face! Sipping a mimosa, not a care in …

That’s odd; I don’t seem to be floating. Maybe I need more balloons.

Don’t forget your passport, Toni and Jim.

It’s Disapproval Bunday!

I never thought I’d live to see the day.

If that doesn’t beat all, then I don’t know anymore.

I’ve never heard such utter nonsense, I mean really.

I just don’t know what this world is coming to sometimes.

I’m just happy your father isn’t alive to see this, that’s all I have to say.

This Disapproval Bunday brought to you by Robobobobo, Chelsea T., Carly & Art, Beth B. and finally Little Bay Poo. Not enough disapproval for you? Check out Disapproving Rabbits! Disapproval hovertext quotes by BrainyQuote.

THIS JUST IN: Gummy Gorilla Grin

This mostly toothless smile belongs to Tiny, the first gorilla born at the London Zoo in 20 years. At four months, he’s just learning to walk, with some coaching from his loving mom Mjukuu.

Full story at The Sun.

THIS JUST IN: Laser Cat Bowling

No caption in the world could do this justice, so… press play and brace for pure, universe-spanning awesomeness.


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