Sammy “Sugar” Glider, Alto Sax

Yeah, I coulda sold out and banked that sweet Kenny G coin, man, but that’s not my groove, baby. Like, I gotta stay true to my roots, go where my heart tells me.

Like, I bet he can hit those high notes from that curtain rod, Mark and Christal S.

Dr. Nope

Ah, time for my favorite spy movie… I’ve got my popcorn, my martini (shaken, not stirred)… and as the familiar twangy guitar theme begins, I see the iconic “down the gun barrel” shot and prepare to meet… Hey, waitaminit! You’re not James Bond!

I suppose Miss Moneypenny won’t mind snuggling Rocket, Liz and Matt.

Wow, It’s a Real Leprechaun!

Sure’n I am, me blarney! Mornin’ at the top to ye, and, um, shillelagh me begorra! I see you’ve noticed me authentic magical leprechaun hat, begorra.

And now, I’ll lead you to me pot o’gold! (For just a wee helpin’ o’steak, begorra.)

“Our pet is called RIBBY and he is a funny pet,” says T.F.

They Don’t Look So Tough to Me!

C’mon, I’ve had enough sparring with these practice dummies!

When do I get to take on a real Rottweiler? Grrrrrrrrrrrrr!

And a Happy 92nd Birthday To…

… J. Whizzington Pepperpoodle, billionaire inventor of the nose hair curling iron. The jubilant nonagenarian attended a private birthday celebration at his 127-room, 20,000-acre summer home, surrounded by family, who assisted with the candles.

He looks very… well-preserved, Mischa.

There Goes the Neighborhood

“Look who just moved into the nest down the street, Gertrude.”

“Ugh, bluejays — with their smelly cooking and loud parties every night…”

Better call the homeowner’s association, Stephen D.

I Can’t Get Her Off My Mind

Being a parent today raises tough questions. Will she pass the entrance exam to the good kindergarten? Does that doll promote positive body images? Should she listen to Beethoven or Mozart while sleeping? It’s starting to weigh on me, y’know?

Another quality foraged link by Ant.

So You’re the New Nanny, Eh?

Here’s the deal: I get cartoons from 11:00 to 2:00, all the ice cream I want, and you push me around the park every day before dinner, if you know what’s good for you.

Brianna L.
says: “This is Roy, the Netherland dwarf rabbit, with Alice, the brown tabby.”

Immutable First Law of Puppies

Leave it on the floor… and it’s mine.

Nice ear floppage, Esther.

Has Anyone Seen Larry?

I told him to wait here with the others, and now he’s wandered off… Oh, there he is.


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