Can I Tell You, I Love This Hand!

Is this a hand, or is this a hand? I’ve hugged a lot of hands in my time, but this hand is the most huggable hand I’ve ever hugged! How can I be so sure, I hear you asking? Because I know hands, my friend, and this — this right here is a hand!

Greetings from Camp

Dear Mom and Dad: I like Camp Wannasnorgleya. It is pretty fun, mostly. Some nights I get scared and wake up clinging to a counselor, but it’s mostly pretty fun.

Once they pry me off, we all have breakfast. The cook is named Mr. Walter. He only knows how to make macaroni and cheese. That’s OK, I like macaroni and cheese.

After breakfast, we do activities. My favorite is Computer Camp. My instructor is Mr. Russell, who knows a whole lot about computers even though a judge said he’s not allowed to use them anymore on account of how smart he is.

After a fun day, we get to have dinner. Tonight, I’m earning my cooking merit badge by helping Mr. Walter make macaroni and cheese.

Then we tell ghost stories around the campfire. Tonight’s story is “The One-Eyed, Peg-Legged Pirate Ghost with a Hook Hand Who Likes to Hide Under Campers’ Beds and Kidnap Them When They’re Sleeping, Especially Baby Baboons.”

You may remember this cutie from an earlier post. Thanks again, Jamin C.!

//UPDATE: By oh-so-popular request, here’s that picture of Jamin again! //

JaminAndMajoca

Synchronized Leecking

“… aaaaand one, two, three, leeck, two three, roll, two, three, leeck, two, three… C’mon, kid, keep up with me or you’ll never make the Olympic team!”

“Baby Pheebee says she can do the same thing as Big Brother Chandler, only better,” says Vickie T.

Motopup Mania Already!

And the motopups keep on rolling in! Awesome photographer Abigail Smigel not only spotted this pup wearing Barbie’s Dream Doggles™, but also caught a hint of Rule #5 (fisheye lens is cute) action. Vroom!

Any Word from My Lawyer?

“Ya gotta believe me, man, I didn’t do it! It was, ah, the one-armed man! Wait, no — it was the Illuminati! The Trilateral Commission? Space aliens? Bigfoot?”

Snug as a Pug

And now, from our Shameless Nepotism Department: One of NTMTOM’s three favorite nieces ever has adopted this cute little tongue, complete with attached puppy, and named him Sam. Everybody say “Hi, Sam!”

Cats! In! HD!

Hey peeps: We’re putting on our geek hat for a moment to ask your opinion. YouTube has videos in high definition; they look great, but may load slowly. We can rig these to play in HD by default, or standard resolution. Which would be better?

Even if you don’t have a preference, enjoy this awesome cat video anyway!

Your Move

(This is going to be a tough match… Should I open with the Sicilian Defense? What if she counters with Queen’s Gambit? I could attempt a Bishop’s Flanking Wedgie, but that will be risky if she knows Von Woofenoff’s Kamikaze Knight maneuver…)

Can’t we just play Candy Land, Jessica T.?

You Must Be at Least This Cute to Ride

From DisneyParks Blog, Disneyland’s Circle-D Corral welcomed some new arrivals over the past few days: Cute baby goats!  According to sources, the children are healthy and frisky and already whining to go on the Dumbo ride just one more time.

Meanwhile, at Jujube’s Holistic Chiropractor and Laundromat…

“Oh, thank you, doctor! My neck had been totally out of alignment, and it was really filling my chi flow with lots of dark energy. So, are my shirts ready?”

Sandy W. leaves us with an earworm: “The song ‘He Ain’t Heavy, He’s My Brother’ by The Hollies came to mind when my husband showed me the picture.”

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