It’s baseball season, and each year, the Saint Paul Saints‘ bullpen gets a visitor from the pigpen. This year it’s a piglet named Slumhog Millionaire, from a litter born at the Minnesota Zoo. Slumhog joins the Saints’ past pantheon of punny porcines, including Boarack Ohama, Notorious P.I.G., and (forgive us) Kevin Bacon.
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Look up! Goodbye, un-cute “W” icon (you know we love ya, WordPress), welcome back, cute chickie icon!
Yaaaaaaaaaay!
Man, I really wish these people would get a kid already. The three-AM feedings, the burpings, the diaper changes… it’s just not in my job description, y’know?
And what’s worse, they keep making me listen to Mozart while I’m sleeping, when I’m much more partial to Bach or Vivaldi…
Photo: omniNate
Remember how we watched in awe as Ashton Kutcher beat CNN to a million Twitter followers? All right, maybe awe is too strong a word, but according to the Baltimore Sun, a cat named Sockington is catching up, quietly racking up half that million, and gaining every day. What’s the matter, Ashton? Cat Kutcher tongue?
Photo: Jason “Textfiles” Scott
When we last checked in with Sniper Kitty, he was lying in wait to ambush his sworn enemy, the dreaded Pen. Some things never change, it seems…
“Well, the builders have packed up, the decorators have put on the finishing touches, and it’s time for our lucky homeowner to see the bright new results for the very first time. So let’s cut to our live camera for her spontaneous reaction…”
Got any more bright ideas, Yvonne G.?
As many of you audiophiles know, the acoustic pigometer is one of the most precise and sensitive pieces of sound-measurement equipment on the market, and as such requires extensive calibration before use. Let’s listen to how it’s done:
Sometimes that cow, she looks right into ya. Right into your eyes. And, you know, the thing about a cow… she’s got lifeless eyes. Black eyes. Like a doll’s eyes. When she comes at ya, doesn’t seem to be living… until she licks ya with that soft pink tongue and then… ah, then you hear that terrible high-pitched squee-in’…
We’re gonna need a bigger barn, Fay H.
(Update: Gender-confusion issue resolved. 
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You know, working hard all day sure builds up a powerful, man-size hunger. So when I get home, I like to cook up a hot, steaming plate… of Cat™.
That’s because Cat™ is the kind of hearty, stick-to-your-ribs meal that tastes so right after a tough day. So treat yourself to the all-natural goodness… of Cat™.
Now available at all Kate G. Marts in the Upper Greater Quad-County area.
“Listen, loves — the photographer wants you arranged from darkest to lightest, so Redonkulousness, I need you to stand next to Nomming… yes, that’s it… and Snorgles and Proshness, if I could get you to switch places, that would be super, thanks. Now, big smiles, everyone…”
Photo: Iceland Ponies 2 by david.nikonvscanon
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