South America, Here I Come!

The exotic wildlife! The breathtaking views! Oh, to pitch my hammock in the branches of a centuries-old tree and feel the cool mist of a waterfall on my face! Sipping a mimosa, not a care in …

That’s odd; I don’t seem to be floating. Maybe I need more balloons.

Don’t forget your passport, Toni and Jim.

It’s Disapproval Bunday!

I never thought I’d live to see the day.


If that doesn’t beat all, then I don’t know anymore.


I’ve never heard such utter nonsense, I mean really.


I just don’t know what this world is coming to sometimes.



I’m just happy your father isn’t alive to see this, that’s all I have to say.


This Disapproval Bunday brought to you by Robobobobo, Chelsea T., Carly & Art, Beth B. and finally Little Bay Poo. Not enough disapproval for you? Check out Disapproving Rabbits! Disapproval hovertext quotes by BrainyQuote.

THIS JUST IN: Gummy Gorilla Grin

This mostly toothless smile belongs to Tiny, the first gorilla born at the London Zoo in 20 years. At four months, he’s just learning to walk, with some coaching from his loving mom Mjukuu.


Full story at The Sun.

THIS JUST IN: Laser Cat Bowling

No caption in the world could do this justice, so… press play and brace for pure, universe-spanning awesomeness.

A Likely Story

Oh, ah… you’re probably wondering why I’m taking this… you see it’s, uhm… I’m a food inspector, yeah that’s it, from the hamburger bun division, and… we’re doing a spot check of all buns in the tri-county area, strictly routine… erhm…

Oh, cut me a break, it’s not like any one else eats out of here!

See more of this enterprising little critter at Kentucky.com (Slideshow may be a little twitchy on some browsers, sorry).

Don’t Tell Me, Let Me Guess:

You just waxed in here, right?


A nice carpet runner could really tie the room together, Bobbeh A.

And Now, a Public Service Announcement

Hello. I’d like to talk to you about a problem that affects tens of thousands of household animals worldwide. That problem is SPS — Serious Pet Syndrome.

SPS can strike anytime, robbing its victims of the ability to romp and/or scamper…

… left untreated, the helpless SPS sufferer can only stare pensively upwards.

But with your help, we can stop the glumness. When your local SPS volunteer calls, give generously — a head scratch, a chin tickle, a belly rub — whatever you can.

Hide Your Towel, Hide Your Sponge!

Animal Planet recently busted a backyard intruder — a cat burglar with sticky fingers, um, I mean paws, pilfering backyards in his neighborhood. Luckily, their camera crew got the goods. (PS: If you can’t view this video in your country, let us know.)

Take the Smoosh-X™ Challenge!

To prove how Smoosh-X™ Head Preserver keeps heads fresher longer, we’ve treated the puppy head on the left with Smoosh-X, and the head on the right with a well-known competing brand.

See? Even after hours of napping, the Smoosh-X head holds its shape.

But — uh-oh! — the other head is losing its shape!

Test subjects provided by Renay R.

Time for Your Morning Exercise

And straaaaaaaaaaayche…


… and relax.


Toulouse doesn’t have much fat to lose, Naz and Mil.

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