The Sneaky Sleepy Peek Technique

The SSPT is the act of opening one eyelid just enough to see who’s out there, but not enough to tip them off that you’re awake, in case they turn out to be dorks.

Once perfected, the SSPT can only be detected with a… PEEK-HANCE!

The Beagle that Got Away

No goofy caption could outdo this fish story, so let’s cut to Flickr user Snuzzy: “My puppy Rex was doing his very best to eat the fish in my mom’s pond…”

“He didn’t manage to eat any; but he got a surprise fish kiss!”

“(Just before he fell in…)”


This… this tastes just like finger! Why, it is finger! I hate finger!

Meanwhile, at the Cuckoo Clock Auditions…

Yeah, I know I’m a little oversize, and I’ve been hitting the Luckies a little hard this week so my voice is kinda rough, but trust me, I can still belt those high notes, you won’t be disappointed.  So, Mr. Piano, if I can have a middle C…

Photo by Martin Teschner.

Forgotten Classics of the Silent Era

Today we look at a scene from the Swedish comedy Mormor är en Flugsvamp, in which Sill Hängslen, in his beloved character of “Fleep,” accidentally buys a hat that is many sizes too large for him.

The C.O. Guide to First-Date Etiquette

At the conclusion of the evening, the couple may linger outside the lady’s abode, whereupon she may present her cheek to the gentleman, in invitation of a platonic kiss. The gentleman is advised not to take undue advantage, and above all…

no tongues! Ah-ha! Caught you!

Taffeta, Ângela.

No, Seriously, I’m a Mad Dog

Oh, don’t believe me? Well, you won’t be making those goo-goo eyes once I rip your lungs out, sweetie! Don’t you get it? I’m outta control, a powder keg, a wild card, a loose cannon, insane in the membrane! Look, will you please stop giggling — I’m telling you, I could snap at any minute!

Need a napkin, Jenny M.?

[yay! jenny just tagged us back and solved the mystery of molly’s favorite shaving cream! jenny, you’re it!]

Boxaholic Test Drive

Hmm, plenty of legroom, easy to stretch out…

Lots of side space, makes it easy to roll around…

No, I’m sorry, this box just isn’t cramped enough. Do you have anything smaller?

Typical inside-the-box thinking, Ema O.

And This Is My “Bun of Destiny” Pose

Leaning confidently into the wind as it whips back my hair, gazing pensively at the horizon… Now there’s a bunny with vision, you must be saying to yourself.

Writes Lauren W.: “This is my pet rabbit Benjamin when we first got him. Hope you think he is cute!”

What Seems to Be the Problem, Officer?

“License”? “Registration”? What are these strange words you keep using?

We’ll just let Milo off with a warning this time, Molly.


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