Thanks to Our Underwriters

Major funding for Cute Overload comes from the Corporation for Potluck Broadcasting, and from the following:

The Lorraine and Ygnatz Hoongerdoonger Foundation, for advancing research in the field of putting little ducks on top of very large dogs;

and from the Chicken Hypnosis Association, for coverage of the environment, civil rights, economics, science, the arts, and pretty much anything other than chicken hypnosis because to be quite honest it’s kind of a boring subject;

and from the Bad Idea Foundation, helping people discover the power of bad ideas;

And the generous submissions of Sarah G., Sigrid M., Miriam S., and the ongoing support of (say with me now) viewers like you.

Release the Dweebs!




Submitterated by Mischa M. More poise and grace here.

I’m So Eeeeeeee-veeeeeel

Go ahead. Taunt me with your infantile cooing and babbling. Pat my head at your convenience and declare “what a cute cat.” But I am not a cat, oh no. I am Evil; pure Evil in feline form. My eyes are evil. My ears are evil. Even my nose is eee-veel. And when at last I tire of your insipid prattle, you shall be made to suffer, and I will drink your pain like sweet nectar. I haven’t worked out the method yet, but when I do…

Nice knowing you, Katharine S.

Now it’s Time to Play “Catch the Water”

Wait, I got it! … dang. Wait, I got it! … dang. Wait, I got it! … dang. Wait, I got it! … dang. Wait, I got it! … dang. Wait, I got it! … dang. Wait, I … ah, the heck with it.

Via Huff Post via The Daily What via Reddit via every other site on the Internet

Milestones of Psychiatry

Early psychiatric researchers encountered many new syndromes for which they were unprepared, but none stranger than the case of Mrs. Elsie Fizzgibble of East Bleen, MN, who could not be cured of her belief that she was Noah’s Ark.

Too by too much, Sankyo P.

Go Fetch Yourself!

Damning proof that this blog is going downhill: Actual uncensored video of a dog playing with itself. (Not safe for work; parental discretion advised)

Yet another quality foraged link by Ant.

Mostly Pleasant Dreams

(“I’m dreaming of a mountain of tuna, next to a stream of fresh, delicious meelks.”)

(“I’m dreaming of platters of warm stuffing, made from the finest, softest cotton.”)

(“Mghrrph drghtrfl urf ig flurrpth, thrh igh churlth dtheath argle pthrrth.”)

Another quality foraged link by Ant.

#NotIntendedToBeA FactualStatement

If a hamster stares at you and thinks evil thoughts, you will turn into stone. #NotIntendedToBeAFactualStatement

Dogs evolved from lobsters. #NotIntendedToBeAFactualStatement

Hedgehogs know exactly how many licks it takes to get to the Tootsie-Roll center of a Tootsie-Pop. #NotIntendedToBeAFactualStatement

We never get awesomely cute pictures from Hannah, Chief Sister Officer, or Reem B. #NotIntendedToBeAFactualStatement

Lying Down on the Job

Unnoticed by his hapless prey, the fearsome predator slinks silently forward. Inching closer and closer, the mighty beast patiently awaits the ideal moment. Then, in one swift, violent motion, the killer atta–zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz…

THIS JUST IN: Tickled Penguin

This little penguin is a Little Penguin, or Kororā in Māori, and he seems to be just tickled by all the attention he’s getting. (And if you close your eyes, it sounds like the world’s strangest car being started.)

Update: Thanks to Sparklette and Barbarella for new video link.
Update 2: Thanks to sender-inner Lucy!
Update 3, 3/17/2013: Even newer video link!


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