Boing, Boing, Splash, Boing

Boing, boing, boing, boing, woof, whuh?, boing, boing, boing, chase, chase, splash, splash, splash, whoops, paddle, paddle, paddle, boing, boing, boing…

Boing, boing, boing, Leanne, boing, boing.

No one expects the Spanish Lickquisition!

So! You think you are strong because you can survive the Soft Cushions and the Comfy Chair! Very well, then. We shall unleash our ultimate weapon!

Fetch… the Licking Puppies!

I’ll say anything, Sumeet S.! Just make it not stop!

Breaking News!

LONDON — Onlookers were stunned today when a scientific medical experiment went haywire, releasing radioactively-enlarged “happy corpuscles” that frightened pedestrians and disrupted maritime shipping.

Oh, all right — here’s the real story, as found by Steve L. (I think mine makes more sense, though.)

Funny, I only hear this when I’m in the bathroom

“What in the heck are you doing in there all day? Give someone else a chance!”

Different strokes for different species, Ray B.

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Cute-porter Alex was there to capture the happy couple’s first date.

Ode to a Muskox

This steadfast young fellow’s a muskox calf,
His mama’s nearby, so best not point and laugh.
He lives in Alaska, on a farm up in Palmer,
Where the winters are cold but the summers are calmer.

His farm needs donations, that’s what Esther cautions,
For the muskox is hungry and eats such big portions.
So visit the site, toss some bucks in their box,
Then drive up this summer and meet a muskox!

Lunch with Bunch

“This is Teddy!” says sender-inner Lindsay F. “He is a bunny despite his funny ears. People thinks he looks like a bun-chilla.” But since he’s posing with a banana, we’ll just call him a “Bunch.”

I just met a Peep named Ma-ree-aaa…

I’ll see your bookshelf Peeps diorama, and raise you the fourth annual Washington Post Peeps Diorama Contest, which drew over 1,100 entries, some recreating classic movie moments like Peep Side Story

…and Alfred Hitchcock’s The Peeps. Check out a slideshow of top entrants and see full coverage at the Washington Post site.

Après-April Fools Leftovers

Thanks for putting up with yesterday’s April Fool’s trickery. Since some people asked, here are two videos that we used in pranks, in their unadulterated form.

Schnauzer vs. Elmo: Who will prevail?

Buddy laying around in the sink:

Pretty Itty-Bitty Not-So-Biggie Piggies!

Check out the latest pet craze in England. Some little piggies go to market, but these micro-piggies stay wee, wee, wee — and go all the way to loving homes.