All right, students, time for another lesson in C.O. Math: Kitten plus mirror times depth of bench divided by distance from floor equals…?
TOXIC MILLS, MN — Researchers at the Center for Dubious Science today presented “Flopsy,” the world’s first fully boneless penguin.
From the collection Zoo Babies by the San Francisco Zoo.
Whoo-hoo! That was righteously awesome, dudester! You totally crushed it, buddy! We’re talking major world-class domination! High five! Fist bump! Put ‘er there, pal!
Julius looks like a real stand-up guy, Molly H.
“I was baffled at first, I’ll admit,” mused McCaw as he addressed the dinner guests, “but in time, the clues led step by step to one inescapable truth: Lady Vandeshmear’s killer was none other than… Count von Stroganoff!“
The others gasped as McCaw strode forcefully towards the astonished Count. “Or should I say Cedric Ottersby, who is not only a murderous fiend, but also,” he said, pulling the Count’s nose, “a master of disguise!”
“I said,” he repeated, tugging harder, “a master (nnnggghhh!) of disguise!”
Photo: Mccaw Smooch by PuppiesAreProzac
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Part Three: The handshake is the key to any successful introduction. Always grasp the hand firmly, and shake from the elbow, pumping about three or four times. A two-handed grip is too familiar for most business and social situations.
Regardless of species, a bear hug is considered inappropriate for an initial greeting.
Photo: Alan Vernon