Covert Kitteh

Litterbox, this is Pied Piper… Pied Piper calling Litterbox, are you receiving? Target just left for walkies at oh-nine-thirty, heading due north up Central Avenue… ETA your checkpoint in four minutes… get the water balloons ready…


Kittens are so good at covert ops, Guadalupe C.

Great Moments in Cute History

1887: The fledgling Ringling Brothers Circus first comes to national attention when it debuts “The Amazing Floofini,” the first bunny to be shot from a cannon.


That’s a good-looking mug, Martha J. And the cup’s pretty, too.

Morning Ritual

O blessed coffeemaker, benevolent bringer of caffeine, whose warmth elevates our speech above the level of prehistoric guttural mumbling, whose full-bodied flavor makes open our eyes that we may locate our desks without stumbling into the supply closet again, let thy mountain-grown richness flow into our veins, so that we may endure the weekly all-hands meeting without slumping into a coma…

[slurred, indistinct acknowledgement of submission], Kelly M.

It’s a Culinary Breakthrough!

At last, Science develops a hot dog with no mysterious ingredients!

Hold the ketchup, Kristen K.

Your Juggling Act Needs Work

However, your “being totally adorable” act is perfect.

C.O. Photography Tips

Unless your name happens to be Ansel Adams, the craft of landscape photography can be a joyless and frustrating one. If one wishes to merely document an environment, then any approach will do; but to truly capture the majestic soul of a mountain, or the serene beauty of a field of wheat, greater care is required in the selection of equipment, location, and most paramount, composition.

To illustrate, let us consider the landscape below. At first glance, it seems disjointed, overly busy — hardly a sweeping vista worthy of our lens. But by moving the camera to one side, and changing the angle, we discover Will you get the heck out of the way?! Trying to teach a class here! Jeez, some people!

I Hear You Knockin’…

0:05: You cannot reach me in my Fortress of Solitude!

1:06: Hah! Your feeble attempts amuse me, young one!

1:40: Wait… that’s not… what are you… uh-oh…

Last Orders, Please

Two pints of kitty and a packet of crisps, please…

Oi! Two pints of kitty and a packet of crisps, please!

Two pints of kitty and a packet of crisps and I’ve got all the right money and all that I’ve been here a half-hour and why won’t you serve meeeeeee?!

Cheers, Sara S.

And Now, Time For Head Exercises

And left… and right… and left… and right…

Highlights of the Prêt-à-Porter Show

… and here’s Tiffany, ready for a day at the beach or a night by the fire in this versatile knit tunic by Dicker and Dicker I Hardly Knew’er of Beverly Hills. The fur styling and nails are by Mr. Rudolpho of To Dye For on Melrose.

Posh, Mireia F.

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