The Whiskers family, tired of spending cold winters underground, pools their appearance fees from season one and buys a McMansion in foreclosure. Catch the season opener Thursday at 8 PM, followed by an all-new “Flip This Burrow.”
I just love what they’ve done with the place, Rachel N.
“… Now, before you do anything rash here, I think I should tell you the phrase ‘bite me’ is just a figure of speech, I don’t mean it litera-AAAAAGHH!”
Nice incisor-on-posterior action captured by Shane Monaghan and found by J.H.
Sender-inner Liam G’s Burmese, Max, lives Rule 40 with a vengeance. To Max, a sunbeam isn’t merely a random force of Nature to be exploited; nay, it is like unto a god to be worshiped with the exposure of one’s vulnerable belleh region.
After a tiger cub in a German zoo was rejected by its parents, it was adopted by a family of annoying photographers from the Associated Press, who assigned Bessie, their pet Dachshund, to interview it. Bessie’s six-part series with the tiger cub will air on European TV in June, with American syndication and a book tour to follow.
What a rotten way to start your life: Separated from your mom, chased by wild dogs, a state trooper thinks you’d be better off dead, and worst of all, you gotta move to Wisconsin. But thanks to some kind Alaskans, it’ll be a happy ending all the same for this moose calf. Full story and more pics at the Los Angeles Times.
HappyCat speaks to / Marmie in seat of honor / Now you write one, keh?
Favoured ginger one
Awareness is dawning now:
“HE does not love me!”
-Felicityanne
You rest there for now
But next time you’re not looking
I will nom your face
-Dana
These Fox New pundits,
Immediately attack
New court nominee.
-Theresa
Move your proud buttocks
Why don’t you go lick a pig
Bleenin’ pasickie
-pyrit
I am descended
From black panthers and lions
You are named for jam.
-Dale
Haikus are easy,
But they don’t always make sense,
Refrigerator
-Leenk
Nice shot, Sarah W.
Baby otters… the squeaking… too cute… must not… squee… got to… hold on… must… cover ears… can’t resist… the squeaking… no use… defenses failing… ear-covering ineffective… brain turning to… pudding… squee-ing imminent…
SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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Remember our little workout cutie from the other day, and how some of you were all like “Hah! The dog’s leaning against the wall!” Well, check it, peeps: Wall-free aerobic awesomeness, and yes, more Beatles music.
“This lovely animal on the photos show the Newfoundland Leilah, the lady dog of my parents,” writes sender-inner Nahal A. “She got sleepy in the garden, but luckily she had her Molly with her…” Probably got tired from hauling all that fur!
Dude, you call this a half-pipe? It’s, like, totally made of construction paper or something, and it’s not even big enough for my skateboard! I’m, like, a professional athlete, dude, I don’t have time for this!
Love the tongue, Jacqueline T.!
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