Birds of a Feather Hock Together

Need instant cash? Up to your beak in bills? Birdhouse facing foreclosure? Then fly on down to Twerp Brothers Pawnbrokers! We pay top dollar so you can afford to feather your nest! Just look for the birds arranged in a pawnbroker’s symbol!

Another quality foraged link pawned off by Ant.

Hardcore Fetch

Sure, any dog can fetch a ball, but it takes mad skills to catch a snowball.

“This is Freda getting all hyper in the snow,” writes Carolyne M.

Wait, Don’t Take the Picture Yet!

(click!) I blinked, didn’t I? I always blink, it drives me nuts! OK, let’s try again…


Photographed in NTMTOM-O-RAMA™ at Busch Gardens Williamsburg.

Ooh, Hello Sugah!

Welcome to mah bood-wah, honey child! Do pah-don me fuh just a moment while ah glide into somethin’ a little more comfortabuhls…

That sugar glider flying squirrel should open up a kissing booth, Miriam S.

Real-Life True Tales of Survival!

(continued from page 12) as my eyes quickly swept the room, desperately searching for a means of escape. Again and again I called for help, but I was cut off — trapped with an unholy monster bent on my destruction. Every second counted now; the incessant lunging of the beast left me no time to think. It would take only one errant step, one moment’s hesitation, to seal my fate forever…

It’s Time to Play “Dog or Deer?”

Deer: Giant ears, stubby tail, sprawled “Bambi on ice” pose.

Dog: Paws instead of hooves, indoor location, use of “Pups” tag.

Photo of: Sir Oi Pupperton III (Min Pin) by Taylor S., submitted by Matthew S.

This Was the Bestest Birthday Ever!

Thanks for taking us to Chuck-E-Kelp, Mom! I beat my high score on Whack-a-Moray, and guess what? Me and Stacy had a bubble ring contest, and I blew the biggest one! That was the most awesome party ever!

That’s nice, honey. Mommy just needs to sit here a minute until the bells and flashing lights wear off…

Mary L. says: “Here are some Belugas from SeaWorld in San Antonio. They were playing ‘hide and seek’ with their EEDs (Educational Enrichment Devices).”

THIS THIS JUST JUST IN IN: Polar Polar Bear Bear Cubs Cubs

We’ve said it before, but it bears repeating: Polar bear cubs are doublepluscute. So we’re beside ourselves to see these twin polar bears. The pair, born in China last January, have survived into young adulthood — the first twins to do so in China.

Although one of them looks like an eee-veel twin.

Full story, more cuteness, at Daily Mail online.

Are You My Mommy?

Wait, I was about to ask you the same question!

Jayden A. solves the mystery: “Miagi thought our dog Isabella was her mommy!”

The Backstage Situation Is Totally Unacceptable

I mean, where do I start? Just look at these carrots — just lying about, not even peeled, and is that supposed to be garnish? It’s a flippin’ joke, mate, is what it is!

And then there’s the little matter of my changing room. Hello? How about a little privacy? Look, I’m out there, doing my big show of the year, giving the kiddies 110 percent, and this is how you treat me?

Never mind — I’m a professional; I’ll rise above it. All right, mates, let’s do this!

Such a prima donna, Pamela S.


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