Sender-inner Liam G’s Burmese, Max, lives Rule 40 with a vengeance. To Max, a sunbeam isn’t merely a random force of Nature to be exploited; nay, it is like unto a god to be worshiped with the exposure of one’s vulnerable belleh region.
After a tiger cub in a German zoo was rejected by its parents, it was adopted by a family of annoying photographers from the Associated Press, who assigned Bessie, their pet Dachshund, to interview it. Bessie’s six-part series with the tiger cub will air on European TV in June, with American syndication and a book tour to follow.
What a rotten way to start your life: Separated from your mom, chased by wild dogs, a state trooper thinks you’d be better off dead, and worst of all, you gotta move to Wisconsin. But thanks to some kind Alaskans, it’ll be a happy ending all the same for this moose calf. Full story and more pics at the Los Angeles Times.
HappyCat speaks to / Marmie in seat of honor / Now you write one, keh?
Favoured ginger one
Awareness is dawning now:
“HE does not love me!”
You rest there for now
But next time you’re not looking
I will nom your face
These Fox New pundits,
New court nominee.
Move your proud buttocks
Why don’t you go lick a pig
I am descended
From black panthers and lions
You are named for jam.
Haikus are easy,
But they don’t always make sense,
Nice shot, Sarah W.
Baby otters… the squeaking… too cute… must not… squee… got to… hold on… must… cover ears… can’t resist… the squeaking… no use… defenses failing… ear-covering ineffective… brain turning to… pudding… squee-ing imminent…
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Remember our little workout cutie from the other day, and how some of you were all like “Hah! The dog’s leaning against the wall!” Well, check it, peeps: Wall-free aerobic awesomeness, and yes, more Beatles music.
“This lovely animal on the photos show the Newfoundland Leilah, the lady dog of my parents,” writes sender-inner Nahal A. “She got sleepy in the garden, but luckily she had her Molly with her…” Probably got tired from hauling all that fur!
Dude, you call this a half-pipe? It’s, like, totally made of construction paper or something, and it’s not even big enough for my skateboard! I’m, like, a professional athlete, dude, I don’t have time for this!
Love the tongue, Jacqueline T.!
With the approach of Summer, be sure to check your Kitten Trees for the first fruit of the season. Normally, the Kitten Tree will produce in mid-June, but occasionally a few kittens will drop early, and should be promptly harvested before they become confused and moldy.
They look ripe to me, Margaret S.
At last, the wait is over for our thousands of readers who’ve written over the years, demanding to know: When are you going to show a man and a dog doing squats to Beatles music while Jeno’s Pizza Rolls bake in the kitchen? There. You’re welcome.
Feel the burn, Phillip P.