Oh, When Thomson Hears About this, He’s Going To Be Just Livid

Here at Cute Overload News Headquarters, we’ve just gotten word that Busch Gardens Tampa Bay, once thought to be a wholesome, honest enterprise, has actually stolen this cute baby gazelle. Details are sketchy, but we hear it’s Thomson’s gazelle, so it must belong to someone named Thomson.


I’ve just gotten a clarification: This is a Thomson’s gazelle. So apparently Thomson has more gazelles; maybe he won’t even miss this one. In fact, who is this Thomson, and why is he hogging all the gazelles, anyway? He’s probably engineering a worldwide gazelle shortage, which explains why Busch Gardens was reduced to stealing this one, and it’s all the fault of that stupid, greedy Thomson!


Images from Busch Gardens Tampa Bay, via BGTNation.

April Fools Decorating Tip

When planning your annual April Fool’s Day prank, the selection of material is crucial. Will your display be prominent enough to entertain passers-by? Will it be quick to deploy, yet time-consuming for your victim to dismantle? Is it legal?


For many expert pranksters, the answer to these questions can be found in the pages of the Cute Overload Page-A-Day Calendar 2011 (Still 75% useful! Order now!).


“We girls at the office used our time wisely on April 1st,” says Teresa R. No foolin’.

This Is Absolutely, Positively the Last Time I Listen to that No-good Lying Cat

Found the magic Sausage Tunnel, she tells me. Leads to Sausage Land, where sausage grows on trees, she says. Turns out there’s only one sausage, and I’m it.

You know, Sara B., you could just have cut some leg holes and been done with it.

Emergency Chinchilla Dispenser

For your convenience and protection, the management has installed chinchilla dispensers. In the event of a panic attack, please follow these instructions:

  1. Tap gently on dispenser until chinchilla appears.
  2. Carefully remove chinchilla from dispenser.
  3. Snuggle chinchilla until calm.


This should come in handy on tax day, Kathy D.

Seeing! Is! Believing!

It is one of the most mysterious forms of canine behavior, rumored but rarely witnessed–until today. Now, for the first time, thanks to the miracle of high-speed photography, we are able to watch a dog inhaling a cake.







Well, that was quick, Phil H.

Mom, I Love My New Chew Toy!

It’s so lifelike! Where do you put the batteries?

Peeps, we need a judgement call: Is this a Marc Anthony Experience?

Brimming Bowl O’ Bunnies!

Hey, kids! Try the hoppin’ good taste of Bun-O’s™, the nose-twichingest part of this balanced breakfast!


Photo by Jannes Pockele.

Charming Chirping Cheetah Child!

At his four-week weigh-in at Busch Gardens Tampa Bay, this little feller starts chirping for his meelks! Cue mommy zookeeper with a bottle to calm him down.

Vintage Cat in the Hat

Once, long ago, some girl dropped a bonnet,
And a curious kitten crawled in and upon it.
‘Twas 1885, that’s quite a while,
So only the kitten is still in style.

Image from George Eastman House via The Commons on Flickr.

Know Your Rejected James Bond Villains!

#19: Dr. Hugo Liebenpatchen, inventor of the “Love Bomb,” a weaponized aphrodisiac that he threatened to disperse in New York subway tunnels unless he was paid (pause for dramatic effect) one million dollars.


Eeee-veeel never looked so adorable, Anessa W.

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