Yee-up, I’m a big-time fireman, and this here’s my big-time fire boat. Forty thousand gallons per minute of pure firefighting muscle, baby, right here. Bring it.
So… got any fires you need put out? Maybe a fleet we can welcome with our cannon? ‘Cause me and my crew are totally ready… all right, just me, but still…
Sent by Marshall B., who swears he just found the little feller sitting like that.
“Hurry up, Maggie! If we don’t have these taped back together, we’re fired for sure! Jeez, you just had to push the ‘shred’ button, didn’t you?”
“Hey, you wanted to see how it worked. Heck, I wanted to stay in bed this morning, but noooo — you had to drag me to work! Well, I hope you’re happy!“
Yes, it’s the return of Maggie and Bergamot, courtesy of repeat offender Tina K.
Don’t bother me. I’m in the zone.
Bottle Time requires absolute Zen calm and concentration.
One must not merely drink, one must become one with the bottle, nourishing the soul as well as the body with its creamy beige goodness…
Ah, that’s better. Now, what was your question again?
Awesome foster-mommying, Jennifer S. (and photographer Melissa M.).
Once again, as he has done for centuries, the cursed vampire rises from his grave to feast. Mad with hunger, the wretched fiend spies his next victim, an unsuspecting villager. He waits in the shadows; his prey draws nearer… and then, with inhuman speed, the monster strikes!
More monkeyshines at the Daily Mail.
Our more astute readers may have noticed a slight turtle-y theme in today’s material. It’s not just for Teh Qte; it’s also a shout-out to the toughest girl I know.
Recently, a relative of mine was badly injured in a car crash. She’s home from the hospital now, but her crawl to a full recovery is only just beginning.
She’ll be spending part of that recovery in a back brace that, I’m told, makes her look a bit like a turtle. So I hope you’ll join me in saying “Get Well Soon, Turtle Girl!”
And thanks to slow-and-steady sender-inner Dominika D.
Ladies and Gentlemen, We Give You: The Happiest Tortoises on the Planet.
“Mashed potatoes? My favorite!”
[Photo removed at request of owner]
“A strawberry?! My favorite!!“
“Raspberries Another strawberry?!?!?!? MY FAVORARRGTHMMGPTHOMNOMNOM!!!!!!!1!!!“
Turtle and stuffed fish
Can your haiku celebrate
Their forbidden love?
I give it six months, tops, Caroline D.
Says snorter-inner Claire K.: “I have a 3 ½ month old kitten named Pepper. He’s still in the kitten stage of thinking that everything that moves is a toy for him to play with.”
“Last week my sister, Brigid, was baking in the kitchen when a bowl of cornstarch fell off the counter. Pepper immediately dove into it! Brigid got some great photos and then set to the task of cleaning the floor and Pepper.”
From a Flickr collection of 3-D images, several cuties just seemed to jump out at us, like the pup below. You’ll need the old-fashioned red/blue 3-D glasses to see the effect.
Meanwhile, there’s another group devoted to cross-view 3-D images. You don’t need glasses to view these, but you will have to cross your eyes, and it may take some practice before you get it right. Click the lemur to see an example.
Photos: relumadrid (top), Dan (aka firrs) (bottom)
This is just like every Ikea bookshelf you’ve ever assembled–there’s always one part left over. In this case, it’s the paw of yesterday’s ad-libbing kitten in the pictures sent by Kelly H. I couldn’t work it into the narrative, but it’s too cute not to use.
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