There Goes the Neighborhood

“Look who just moved into the nest down the street, Gertrude.”

“Ugh, bluejays — with their smelly cooking and loud parties every night…”


Better call the homeowner’s association, Stephen D.

I Can’t Get Her Off My Mind

Being a parent today raises tough questions. Will she pass the entrance exam to the good kindergarten? Does that doll promote positive body images? Should she listen to Beethoven or Mozart while sleeping? It’s starting to weigh on me, y’know?


Another quality foraged link by Ant.

So You’re the New Nanny, Eh?

Here’s the deal: I get cartoons from 11:00 to 2:00, all the ice cream I want, and you push me around the park every day before dinner, if you know what’s good for you.


Brianna L.
says: “This is Roy, the Netherland dwarf rabbit, with Alice, the brown tabby.”

Immutable First Law of Puppies

Leave it on the floor… and it’s mine.


Nice ear floppage, Esther.

Has Anyone Seen Larry?

I told him to wait here with the others, and now he’s wandered off… Oh, there he is.

The Eternal Struggle of Puppy vs. Ice Cube

The rich tapestry of Nature is woven in conflict. Here, we see an ice cube locked in a life-or-death battle with a hyperactive puppy. The wily ice cube remains cool and collected, aware that tiring his adversary holds his only hope of survival. Alas, the tactic fails, and the poor ice cube succumbs to a fatal licking.

“This has to make @CuteOverload,” said Barbara M. in our Twitter feed. What an ice idea.

Spin the Banana

As they both stared in crestfallen silence, Carl and Belinda knew fun times with the “bun-nana” would only lead to heartbreak.


My bad, Gwenovere. I was hungry.

A Public Service Appeal

The recession has touched every level of society, from the poor to the very poor — but none have suffered more than our nation’s trolls. Once, every troll lived under his very own bridge, but today, many endure squalid, crowded living conditions.

But you can help. Your tax-deductible donation to The Save the Trolls Foundation provides vital housing assistance, allowing trolls to lead lives of dignity once more.

Please give, Christine C.

It Takes One to Know One

Sure, he acts like a gentleman, but could your blind date really be — a rat?! Find out fast with the Bad Date Detector™ from CuteCo! The BDD sits discreetly on your shoulder, warning you of any rat-like behavior. Don’t get stuck again — Order now!


Adeline’s got your back, Tara G.

Time for the C.O. Traffic Report

Tom Nom here in CuteCopter One… We’ve got slow-and-go lemmings backed up on the Ocean Blvd. exit… Three-kitten pileup, clearing on the northbound I-92… And we’re getting reports of a big-rig stuck in the tunnel, so avoid that area…


Photo by D-tizzle, fo’ shizzle.

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