The C.O. Guide to First-Date Etiquette

At the conclusion of the evening, the couple may linger outside the lady’s abode, whereupon she may present her cheek to the gentleman, in invitation of a platonic kiss. The gentleman is advised not to take undue advantage, and above all…


no tongues! Ah-ha! Caught you!


Taffeta, Ângela.

No, Seriously, I’m a Mad Dog

Oh, don’t believe me? Well, you won’t be making those goo-goo eyes once I rip your lungs out, sweetie! Don’t you get it? I’m outta control, a powder keg, a wild card, a loose cannon, insane in the membrane! Look, will you please stop giggling — I’m telling you, I could snap at any minute!


Need a napkin, Jenny M.?

[yay! jenny just tagged us back and solved the mystery of molly’s favorite shaving cream! jenny, you’re it!]

Boxaholic Test Drive

Hmm, plenty of legroom, easy to stretch out…


Lots of side space, makes it easy to roll around…


No, I’m sorry, this box just isn’t cramped enough. Do you have anything smaller?


Typical inside-the-box thinking, Ema O.

And This Is My “Bun of Destiny” Pose

Leaning confidently into the wind as it whips back my hair, gazing pensively at the horizon… Now there’s a bunny with vision, you must be saying to yourself.


Writes Lauren W.: “This is my pet rabbit Benjamin when we first got him. Hope you think he is cute!”

What Seems to Be the Problem, Officer?

“License”? “Registration”? What are these strange words you keep using?


We’ll just let Milo off with a warning this time, Molly.

Cat Hypnotism!

Oont now, I vill snep mein feeng-ers, oont ze zubject veel fall into ze deep zleep…

Oooooooooooooooooont… SNEP!


Another eye-opening find by Brinke G.

Working Like a… Well, You Know

Who says a dog’s life is easy? Watch Jesse the Jack Russell terrier tug, slam, push, polish, unzip, unlace, and massage his way through a hectic workday before catching some rule 26 action for himself. Bonus: Perhaps the peppiest song about soul-crushing, nine-to-five lifestyles you’ll ever hear.

I got tired just watching that, Katie L.

Lyin’ with Tigers and Bears, Oh My!

Two black bear cubs, abandoned by their mom, get a new home at China’s Qingdao Wildlife Park—and a new playmate: A tiger cub just their size.

Via Daily Picks and Flicks.

It’s a Hair Emergency!

Rush me to the salon, Mom! I’m having a slumber party tonight, and I cannot let Tiffany, Brittany, Kimberly, Ashley, Serenity, and Enid see my hair like this!


Chanel having a bad hair day, from Tony W.

Oh, When Thomson Hears About this, He’s Going To Be Just Livid

Here at Cute Overload News Headquarters, we’ve just gotten word that Busch Gardens Tampa Bay, once thought to be a wholesome, honest enterprise, has actually stolen this cute baby gazelle. Details are sketchy, but we hear it’s Thomson’s gazelle, so it must belong to someone named Thomson.


I’ve just gotten a clarification: This is a Thomson’s gazelle. So apparently Thomson has more gazelles; maybe he won’t even miss this one. In fact, who is this Thomson, and why is he hogging all the gazelles, anyway? He’s probably engineering a worldwide gazelle shortage, which explains why Busch Gardens was reduced to stealing this one, and it’s all the fault of that stupid, greedy Thomson!


Images from Busch Gardens Tampa Bay, via BGTNation.

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