Bunday Handout

As part of the National Bunnification Initiative, everyone gets a free bunny!

Full story from Flickr user Susan G.: “My son came across this wee bunny when trimming the grass. A little while later, he set it free to be with his family — away from harm’s way!”

Punchlines Only Dogs Get

“Then the rabbi says, ‘Well, if you’re really an ostrich, sell me some life insurance!'”

“If I could walk that way, I’d have enough mangoes to open my own bowling alley!”

“Three: One to screw in the light bulb, and two to sprinkle cornstarch on the floors and windowsills, then hide in the dishwasher and wait for the gnomes.”

Buddy Bulldog at 3 months, taken by his mom, Liz M.

Whispering Campaign

It often starts with an innocent remark, casually tossed away like a gum wrapper. But once a secret is set loose, it scampers from ear to ear, friend to friend, until everyone knows the truth: You still wear Spider-man underpants.

Shh! Don’t pass it around, but David Leip took this picture.

Oh, My Head!

Unngghhh… That’s the last time I mix tequila, vodka, Red Bull and carrot juice again!

Hare of the dog, Scott T.?

Mo-horse

“Hey, what can I say? Mr. T has always been one of my idols.”

Hannah H. explains this is “a rare skyrian pony located in Greece named Iggy. They have lots of personality, as you can see. They only stand about four feet high”

The Curse of the Dream Doll

All right, campers, time for a Halloween ghost story:

She thought it was just a harmless doll, forlorn and forgotten in the toy store bargain bin. But that night, as she slept, the doll filled her dreams with dark and terrible visions. The skies above her were thick with thousands of winged letter carriers, while legions of zombie dog catchers clutched at her as she ran and ran. And then she saw the most horrifying vision of all…

So, campers… what happens next in our tale of terror?

Via Gawker via The Daily What via Buzzfeed via Fox News via your mom.

Son of Come on in, The Water’s Fine

While Lord Bulldog McWadingpool back there loves to splash the water, some animals have to be dragged into it. Turns out that baby otters have to be taught how to swim, and Mom can be one tough swim coach.

Update: Submitted by Sasha’s Mum! (New! Now with more “S” goodness!)

Come on in, the Water’s Fine!

Here, I’ll splash you a little so you get used to it. (splash, splash)
See now nice? You’ll thank yourself later, trust me. (splash, splash)
OK, now that you’re wet already, let’s play Marco Polo! (splash, splash)

I’m not going in without my water wings, Annie M.

C.O. Dating Tips!

Remember, kids, no matter how hard you try to set the perfect mood — romantic violin music, kung-fu fight sound effects, strangers watching on closed-circuit TV — never try to get frisky on the first date.

Linus Explains His Favorite Holiday

“… and so, Charlie Brown, that’s why every year we watch the skies and wait for The Great Pumpkin, flying through the air with his magical sack of candy.”

More hot meerkat-on-pumpkin action at The Daily Mail.

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