Horse-squirrel? Squirrel-horse? Squorse?

Greetings, cheerful little woodland creatures! Good day, Chester the Chipmunk! Happy to see you, Raymond the Raccoon! Top of the morning, Harold the Horse-Headed Squirrel — who the where the what now?!

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Yes, this horse mask squirrel feeder is a real thing and you can buy it here and it will come to your house and then you will have it and it will hunt you down in your dreams.

Chapter Nine, in Which Mr. Devereaux Can Contain His Desires No Longer

Hesitantly, Roger opened the door to Daphne’s private boudoir. She stood before him, radiant in the moonlight, clad only in the sheer silken nightclothes that flowed elegantly around her demure figure. “I am not accustomed to visitors at this hour, good sir,” she said in a voice at once coy and commanding.

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Via RocketNews24.

Where Did You Get Those Mittens?

The color is lovely, and the pattern is just too too! I can only find them in white in my size — you simply must tell me where you shop, darling!

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C.O. Home Appliance News

In today’s smaller “efficiency” kitchens, conserving counter space is important. That’s why every kitchen should have the Blechk and Dorkier cabinet-mounted cat. This space-saving new design keeps kitty out of the way when not in use.

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Via RocketNews24.

Clearly, It’s Baffling

Although the stealthiness of the house cat is well known, its mechanics are still a mystery. For example, cats can bend light to make themselves transparent.

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Even more remarkable, cats are able to extend this transparency, enabling them to see through solid objects!

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Photos via Reddit (top) and RocketNews24.

Classic TV Blunders

Thanks to a booking error on the long-running quiz show To Tell The Truth, it was 33 percent easier for the panelists to correctly identify Iggy, the Wonder Hound.

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Via Reddit.

Come Get Some, Hoppity!

You want a piece of this, diaper baby? C’mon, Matilda, let’s put on the gloves and waltz a few rounds! Yeah, you better run, ya overgrown rat! And keep runnin’!

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Quantum Pounce

To save his funding, time-travel scientist Sam Beckatt steps into his particle accelerator, only to wake up in someone else’s body. Setting right things which once went wrong, Sam pounces from life to life, hoping each time that this is the final pounce home.


Via Reddit.

Thank God You Got Here in Time!

I was watching TV when I saw these two kids chase a cartoon leprechaun right off the screen, and then they all jumped into a tiny chuck wagon and drove into this lunchbox! But I got’em cornered for you!

Highly incriminating FaveFrame™!

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YouTuber Leslie W. says: “We heard a strange sound coming from our son’s nursery this morning. We went in to find our dog in a most compromising position. Red handed; her head stuck in the baby’s lunchbox.”

I’ve Lost My Marbles!

No, of course I know where they are — they’re right here in this bag! Where I can’t get at them! Which is why I’ve lost my marbles!

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