If at First You Don’t Succeed…

… be adorably entertaining.

Wow, That’s Cold

… but it was not until the next morning that Marcie came to the realization that the birdie she’d been stalking all night came from a badminton set.


Not an actual cat, but either an ingenious sculpture or a once-in-a-lifetime snow formation, captured by sammydavisdog.

Mailman’s Best Friend

Six days a week, this letter carrier gets to make a very special delivery:

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift delivery of a FaveFrame™!

Matilda Learns to Drive

“Check your mirrors… That’s it… Paws at two and ten o’clock, good… Now use your turn signal… No, those are the wipers, we’ll learn about those next week… Watch your drift here, you’re… OK, we can put that mailbox back later… No, don’t turn here, this is a… Watch your speed… Wait, the other pedal is the brake… (sigh) No, it’s all right, I’m sure plenty of liquor stores have a drive-through window…”


She must be a b***h to insure, Elizabeth S.

There’s a Mistake With My Order

I ordered the half-caff caramel cappuccino with whipped nonfat soy milk and a dusting of nutmeg, and I appear to have been served a puppy.


Via Reddit.

Your How-to Guide to Shoplifting

For novice shoplifters, it is important to establish an alibi in case one is caught. For example, allowing the merchandise to attach itself to you, rather than pocketing it yourself, can create an element of plausible deniability.

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(Note: Some content at source website may be NSFW.)

And if You Really Want to Mess With Him, Tell Him It’s a Chew Toy

Can’t make your dog behave? Tried spray bottles, rolled-up newspapers, without success? Then try Dr. Magnolius LeStrange’s Voodoo Obedience Training!

Just send us your dog’s picture and lock of hair along with $39.95, and you’ll get an enchanted likeness you can torment when he misbehaves! Made a mistake on the carpet? Rub his nose in it from anywhere in the room! Comes complete with authentic voodoo pins, for when you really need to get your point across!


Via Sin Amigos.

From the “Where Are They Now?” File:

Although happily retired and living in quiet anonymity in Boca Raton, FL, beloved 80′s beer pitchman Spuds MacKenzie still has a winning way with the ladies.


Via Malkav. (Update: This is not the actual dog who played Spuds MacKenzie.)

Doggone it, Stop Horsing Around!

Do you want me on this side of the road, or that side of the road? I don’t care, ’cause the grass is greener on either side, so just make up your mind already!

THIS JUST IN: Puppy Bowl Livecam!

The big game is one week away! No, silly, not the one with the throwing and the tackling and the wardrobe malfunctions — we mean Puppy Bowl! And Animal Planet has turned on a live feed of the Puppy Bowl locker room! Let’s take a look:

 
Let’s cut to the FaveFrame™!

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Hmm, not much to see at the moment, no sign of… wait, what’s this?

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