The Sweet Life of Chief Brody’s Cat

(Oh, man, this scam works like a dream. I just put on the shark suit, hum that “dun-dun-dun-dun” theme music, and this bozo drops the kibble and runs out of the house screaming! And the best part is, I have it all to myself… Wait, what’s that music coming from behind me?)

Via kcxd on Flickr.

The Mane Event

Is your hair an also-ran? Give it more horsepower, with new Equiene™ shampoo, for hair you’ll be proud to win, place or show.

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Via Pixdaus on Facebook.

Don’t Touch Me There

You nose I don’t like it when you do that.

Migrant Office Workers

My people are a proud people. We do not want your pity. Wherever there is work, we will go. Last week, I learn of a job collating documents for a big law firm. When I arrive, there are hundreds of us hoping to be chosen. It is a hard life. But I do not complain. As long as I have my desk and my pack mule Annabelle, I will get by.


Via BuzzFeed.

WE’RE GOING TO VEGAS!

“Mom? Dad? This is Charmaine — say hi, sweetie — she’s a dancer at Leglovers Gentlemen’s Club, she likes fine dining and walks on the beach, and… she’s my blushing bride-to-be!

Meanwhile, at the 42nd Annual Keokuk Kennels Talent Competition…

“… that was Mitzi Cataloons and her Musical Mice, weren’t they just great? And now, those dapper doggies with a song in their hearts and a rumble in their tummies, its the Suppertime Singers with ‘After the Bowl Is Over.'”

The Adventures of Rocket Rat!

In today’s action-packed episode, our plucky but somewhat gullible hero falls for the old legend about the moon being made from cheese, and races to claim it for himself!

Via CutestPaw.

Another Childhood Memory Trashed

When I was just a little NTMTOM, Mommy NTMTOM would take me to Enchanted Forest, “where fairy tales come true.” And there, among the colorful storybook castles, was Timmy the Talking Trashcan. “Feed me your popcorn boxes and candy wrappers,” came a cartoon voice within, and mesmerized I did, earning a jolly “thank you!” every time.

Only in my later years did I learn the mundane truth: What I was convinced was wondrous magic was merely the product of ambitious enterprise and a gift for ventriloquism.

Hey! Who Are You?

And how did you get on the other side of this page? Just for that, I give you a mini air kronche!

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Yeah, But I’ll Grow Into It

You’ll see! Once I grow up and become a Great Dane, I’m going to take up this entire dog bed!

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