You’re Going to Blame That on Me, Aren’t You?

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Via Zigger_Dog on Flickr_Site.

Eye in the Sky, My Oh My

SOLVANG, CA — It was revealed today that the NSA (Neighborhood Seagull Annoyance) had expanded its surveillance drone program to three additional beaches. An NSA spokesgull defended the move as necessary for detecting terrorist surfers as well as telling that one guy who keeps sunbathing nude on his patio to take it to the tanning salon because seriously, Kevin, we can all see that and it’s gross.


Via Reddit.

Take the Chew-Brite Challenge!

Can Chew-Brite® brand dog biscuits really whiten your dog’s teeth three shades in one week? We asked Barney to take the Chew-Brite Challenge, and one week later, his teeth ar–EEEEEEAAAAAUUUGH!

Via Imgur.

Now, Back to Celebunny Apprentice

“Tyra, I’m very disappointed in your work. The carrot cake you baked was not sufficiently moist, plus you spilled Starbucks on the marble-with-gold-inlay floor of my three-million-dollar hutch on Long Island. You’re fired.”

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Bubble Boggle

Melvyn was a special dog, artistic and graceful. While the other dogs in the pack enjoyed roaming the neighborhood, chasing squirrels, and other typical dog activities, Melvyn stayed behind to rehearse his tribute to Sally Rand’s 1933 bubble dance.

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Tea and No Sympathy

“… and then Leroy, that’s Gloria’s uncle’s cousin’s sister’s youngest (more tea?), well, he up and announces that he’s going to Tibet instead of technical college (how many sugars, sugar?), and I swear you could’ve heard a pin drop… Oh, but listen to me rattle on, I’m not boring you, am I?”

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Cat Fish

An old proverb says: Give a cat a fish, and it will have fish for a day.

Teach a cat to fish, and it will thwack the fishing rod trying to catch another cat, which in turn will just stare at the bouncy feather thing going up and down, boingy-boingy.

And then they will both howl for fish. So just give it to them already.

It’s the Mythical Bunny Bird!

At twilight, just before Easter, when the sun is low and the bunnies are high, you may see the Mythical Bunny Bird way up in the trees, laying Easter eggs for the good girls and boys.

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Via Flickr-er Anissa Wood.

Self-actualization Course, Tape Five

To realize our life goals, it is often beneficial to simulate the desired success conditions. First, create an environment with items that resemble the desired outcome. Next, perform a concentration exercise by repeating the name of your goal.

“(Goldfish… Goldfish… Goldfish…)”

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“Meet Oliver! He’s still learning to cat,” says Redditor JMackSlug

Chipmunk Hairstyling Tips

Fellas, ladies love that “just out of bed” look. So muss up your hair just before that important date.

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Chipmunk? More like chipHUNK, right, Donna R.?

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