Wow, They Put In a New Pool!

Jeepers, this is so much bigger than the old one! Now I’ll be able to do the dog paddle, and the backstroke, and…

(sits)

Dang.

I Don’t Know Where That Saying Came From, Son

They keep asking it over and over, even though you think the matter would be settled by now, but for the record: Yes, we do go in the woods.

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Via TwentyTwoWords.com.

Cuteness Up the Yin-Yang

Here we see Rule of Cuteness #46 (Sleeping in a yin-yang position is cute) in action, demonstrating that when you’re with a soft friend, there’s always enough pillow to go ’round.


Via Cute Emergency.

We’re All So Proud

When Uncle Heshie was selected as the face of the park’s “Would It Kill You to Pick Up After Your Pet, Were You Raised In a Barn or What?” campaign, it was a feather in our cap, I can tell you.


“This is my pug, Minos. Hope he’s cute enough!” Affirmative, Vanessa L.

Normally, an Asterisk Means Bad News*

You know, to hide “some restrictions” that “may apply,” or a list of nasty side effects as long as your arm, or that the amazing doorbuster 75% off special is only available Monday morning between 5:45 and 5:47 in our Lima, Peru location.

* Unless it’s an asterisk made of bunnies. Then it’s all good.

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Via EarthPix on Twitter.

How Much Are Those Kitties in the Window (Melting Our Brains)?

Dog 1: Daaaw, I want to take the black one home and name it Midnight.

Dog 2: Gawrsh, I want to take the white one home and name it Snowball.

Dog 3: Hurrr, I want to take the grey one home and name it Charcoal.

Dog 4: Grrrr, I want a crowbar, and I don’t particularly care what color it is.

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Susan M. found this on the “Dog Bless You” non-profit page on Facebook.

Luck, Be a Lady Tonight

Can you believe this koo-koo mutt over here? I get two pair, he gets three of a kind. I get a straight, he gets a flush! This keeps up, I’m gonna have to put in another week at the Copa Room just to pay off this dirty dog! What’s his secret?

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Via Buzzfeed.

All Right, Here’s the Plan

Leroy, search all the garbage cans and collect as many banana peels as you can carry. Carl, get me a bucket with all the oil you can scavenge — canola, 10W-40, doesn’t matter. Then we spread it all out on this blind curve…


and wait.


Via Reddit.

Behold, the Mighty Husky

Gentle reader, I present to you the husky. Quick and strong. Proud descendant of the mighty Arctic wolf. Puller of sleds, she has been indispensable to the noble Inuit peoples for centuries. A breed renowned for its power, its grace, its dignity…

Or maybe not…


“I was brushing my dog and this was the face she gave me,” says Redditor lady_ninja.

Beware of Catmeleon!

It is I, Catmeleon, master of illusion. I cannot be seen, only sensed. I am but a whisper, a thought, floating like a breeze in your mind when you think you are alone, doing that nasty thing you do. “Ah,” you say as you reach down, “there are my marbles. I must have lost them.” Now you shall feel the sting… of Catmeleon!

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Redditor kittencaboodle17 says: “My boyfriend bought me a present yesterday… already almost lost it on the bathroom floor.”