April Fools Decorating Tip

When planning your annual April Fool’s Day prank, the selection of material is crucial. Will your display be prominent enough to entertain passers-by? Will it be quick to deploy, yet time-consuming for your victim to dismantle? Is it legal?


For many expert pranksters, the answer to these questions can be found in the pages of the Cute Overload Page-A-Day Calendar 2011 (Still 75% useful! Order now!).


“We girls at the office used our time wisely on April 1st,” says Teresa R. No foolin’.

This Is Absolutely, Positively the Last Time I Listen to that No-good Lying Cat

Found the magic Sausage Tunnel, she tells me. Leads to Sausage Land, where sausage grows on trees, she says. Turns out there’s only one sausage, and I’m it.

You know, Sara B., you could just have cut some leg holes and been done with it.

Emergency Chinchilla Dispenser

For your convenience and protection, the management has installed chinchilla dispensers. In the event of a panic attack, please follow these instructions:

  1. Tap gently on dispenser until chinchilla appears.
  2. Carefully remove chinchilla from dispenser.
  3. Snuggle chinchilla until calm.


This should come in handy on tax day, Kathy D.

Seeing! Is! Believing!

It is one of the most mysterious forms of canine behavior, rumored but rarely witnessed–until today. Now, for the first time, thanks to the miracle of high-speed photography, we are able to watch a dog inhaling a cake.







Well, that was quick, Phil H.

Mom, I Love My New Chew Toy!

It’s so lifelike! Where do you put the batteries?

Peeps, we need a judgement call: Is this a Marc Anthony Experience?

Brimming Bowl O’ Bunnies!

Hey, kids! Try the hoppin’ good taste of Bun-O’s™, the nose-twichingest part of this balanced breakfast!


Photo by Jannes Pockele.

Charming Chirping Cheetah Child!

At his four-week weigh-in at Busch Gardens Tampa Bay, this little feller starts chirping for his meelks! Cue mommy zookeeper with a bottle to calm him down.

Vintage Cat in the Hat

Once, long ago, some girl dropped a bonnet,
And a curious kitten crawled in and upon it.
‘Twas 1885, that’s quite a while,
So only the kitten is still in style.

Image from George Eastman House via The Commons on Flickr.

Know Your Rejected James Bond Villains!

#19: Dr. Hugo Liebenpatchen, inventor of the “Love Bomb,” a weaponized aphrodisiac that he threatened to disperse in New York subway tunnels unless he was paid (pause for dramatic effect) one million dollars.


Eeee-veeel never looked so adorable, Anessa W.

Pug 4 Life

Yo, when you pick a pooch, ya just gotta pick a pug
‘Cause a pug gives a hug that’s as sweet as a love drug
Ain’t no lies, I’m the prize, with the Marty Feldman bug-eyes
Scopin’ you, rope-a-dopin’ you, sincerely hopin’ you
Take me home to your dome so I never have to roam alone


Ralph P. says: “The pictures I sent are of my sister’s three year old pug Moose. She is a daily viewer or your site and loves the amount of pug pictures.” As do we, so here’s some extra bonus Moose:

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