¡Ay Chihuahua!

OK, more like ¡Ay Golden Retriever! but that’s not what you’ll say after you see Carrie and partner Jose Fuentes dance the merengue. Carrie comes from Chile, where they have plenty of reason to dance these days. (Caution: Loud audio)

Pup, Pup, and Away!

Oh, I am such a good and noble superhero! You can tell I am a good superhero because I have an authentic superhero cape! You just can’t be a superhero without an authentic superhero cape, nope, can’t do it, nuh-huh, no sir!

Now, I wonder what feats of otherworldly power I shall perform today? Stop a runaway train with my Super Head of Granite? Put out a forest fire with my Mighty Power Piddle? Or perhaps melt an iceberg with my Super Ultra-Mega Puppy Bref!

Ace photographer Jimmy Olsen played by: Artodin.
Plucky reporter-inner Lois Lane played by: Simone M.
Goofiest Superman ever played by: Si-Lay.

Hey, Look What I Found in the Sofa!

It’s a kitteh! And I was just hoping to find some loose change.

Julie’s smile must be shared with the world, says Hana!

A Correction

Due to an editing error, Cute Overload announced that the Annual Unlimited Ear Skritches and All-You-Can-Eat Hamburger Festival would be held October 21. The correct date should have read October 12. Cute Overload regrets the error.

That sad look just breaks our hearts, Stephen A.

Roll Your Own

Guests of Cute Overload stay at the beautiful Hotel Marmalade, offering opulently understated boutique accommodations in the heart of South Upper East Lower Midtown. Enjoy luxury amenities, such as complimentary bed turn-down service.

Thanks to photo-concierge J.B.

So How Do You Work These Things?

Is there, like, a manual or something? ‘Cause I’ve kind of got the front ones figured out, but the back ones… Well, they are supposed to be pointing down, aren’t they?

The Extremely Rare Triple Hmmph

It all started at the Rotary Club picnic, when Bob told Stan his barbecue sauce was a little too tangy this year, and Stan said no it was just fine and besides Bob was one to talk because he always puts so much salt in his potato salad that the old folks on the low-sodium diets won’t go near the stuff, and then Larry tried to calm them down but they told him get lost Larry you didn’t even bring anything you freeloader, and now they’re not speaking to each other.

Photo by Tony Alter, who also shared the real story: “I had Jimmy Dean, Frank and Link out back when a couple of Jets, heading to Langley AFB, flew over – they caught the attention of all three of them.”

Why Cats Don’t Exercise

“… and up… and down… and stretch… and bend… and…”

“ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ”

Drop and give me twenty, Josh N.

Y’all Ain’t From ‘Round Heyah, Are Yuh?

Now, ah don’t know how you boys do things in the city, but ’round these parts, we got this thing called a speed limit, and you was over it by a whole mile. Seeing as you ain’t got the $637 fine, you just have to share a cell with Buford tonight.

Julie H. testifies: “Mr. Brimley was a rescued cat from Perth, Ontario, he’s quite a gentleman and he has a fantastic mustache. He’s actually only a year and a half old, although he looks much wiser.”

THIS JUST IN: Tiger Surprise!

Germany’s Frankfurt Zoo had a surprise; not only did they have their first tiger cub born in 26 years, but to a mother they thought was infertile. The zoo is raising the female, named Daseep, by hand because her mother rejected her (apparently, first-time tiger moms do that sometimes, so don’t be too sad).

They subjected her to a battery of tests, including… THE ANNOY-O-TRON 3000!

Once the cub is sufficiently annoyed, it is deemed to be mentally healthy.

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