… be adorably entertaining.
… but it was not until the next morning that Marcie came to the realization that the birdie she’d been stalking all night came from a badminton set.
Not an actual cat, but either an ingenious sculpture or a once-in-a-lifetime snow formation, captured by sammydavisdog.
Six days a week, this letter carrier gets to make a very special delivery:
Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift delivery of a FaveFrame™!
“Check your mirrors… That’s it… Paws at two and ten o’clock, good… Now use your turn signal… No, those are the wipers, we’ll learn about those next week… Watch your drift here, you’re… OK, we can put that mailbox back later… No, don’t turn here, this is a… Watch your speed… Wait, the other pedal is the brake… (sigh) No, it’s all right, I’m sure plenty of liquor stores have a drive-through window…”
She must be a b***h to insure, Elizabeth S.
I ordered the half-caff caramel cappuccino with whipped nonfat soy milk and a dusting of nutmeg, and I appear to have been served a puppy.
For novice shoplifters, it is important to establish an alibi in case one is caught. For example, allowing the merchandise to attach itself to you, rather than pocketing it yourself, can create an element of plausible deniability.
(Note: Some content at source website may be NSFW.)
Can’t make your dog behave? Tried spray bottles, rolled-up newspapers, without success? Then try Dr. Magnolius LeStrange’s Voodoo Obedience Training!
Just send us your dog’s picture and lock of hair along with $39.95, and you’ll get an enchanted likeness you can torment when he misbehaves! Made a mistake on the carpet? Rub his nose in it from anywhere in the room! Comes complete with authentic voodoo pins, for when you really need to get your point across!
Via Sin Amigos.
Although happily retired and living in quiet anonymity in Boca Raton, FL, beloved 80′s beer pitchman Spuds MacKenzie still has a winning way with the ladies.
Do you want me on this side of the road, or that side of the road? I don’t care, ’cause the grass is greener on either side, so just make up your mind already!
The big game is one week away! No, silly, not the one with the throwing and the tackling and the wardrobe malfunctions — we mean Puppy Bowl! And Animal Planet has turned on a live feed of the Puppy Bowl locker room! Let’s take a look:
Let’s cut to the FaveFrame™!
Hmm, not much to see at the moment, no sign of… wait, what’s this?
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