Can It Be St. Puggy’s Day?

Can it? Because I’ve got my little hat and my light-up bow tie and I’ve had two beers already and I can say Irish things like “Top o’the shillelagh, Mother Mockery” and okay more like four beers and I know how to riverdance…

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Via DaPuglet.

You Weren’t Using That Foot, Were You?

Good, because it’s exactly the right shape for my muzzlepowche.

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“Close to the action. Lying on the chef’s foot during cooking,” says Flickr-er Adam Roscoe.

Too Shy to Fly

Is shyness holding back your love life? Conventional dating services that require social interaction can be stressful, but now there’s It’s Just Unbearably Awkward Lunch!™ the service that pairs you with someone as shy as you are!

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Birds of a Feather, via Brett Klorer.

So the Pastrami, Is it Lean?

“I come in here last week for a nice brisket for my bridge club and Sadie, my friend and neighbor for twenty years, nearly chokes to death on some gristle, so just a little taste to make sure, if you don’t mind…”

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Kitty visits the butcher, via Reddit. (Appropriately, this shot was taken in Turkey.)

Perfect Binge-Watching Position

Oh, go ahead and laugh, but this totally works for me. Ears, pointing straight for the speakers so I don’t miss a word. Eyes, facing the screen at all times. Head, propped up so I can’t accidentally nod off. And now, time to watch all three seasons of “Doghouse of Cards.”

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“I think we adopted a kangaroo,” muses Redditor bigfootamp.

Near-Great Moments in Space Travel

1965 — Having successfully escaped from the Cape Canaveral Zoo, stowaway Sherman Hoovermeyer would have been the first meerkat in outer space… but unfortunately he chose to hide directly beneath the first stage rocket booster.

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Via MrT HK.

Shufflekitten!

Oh sure, every cruise ship has shuffleboard, but only the proshest ships have shufflekitten. (Scoring can be a bit tricky, because your puck won’t keep still.)

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I Need To Run the Washing Machine

And by that, I mean… actually running the washing machine.

Via Laughing Squid and Stacy M.

Belleh Up to the Meelks Bar…

… and make it a triple!

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Via Phil Dolby.

Dancing Cheek to Cheek

For the third straight year, Fred and Ginger Blipschatz took first place in the Pacific Northwest Wolf Pack Invitational Fox Trot Competition.

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Via Animal Planet.

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