Up Next: The Chaseable Mouse

Limited screen space on laptop computers is a perennial problem, but researchers may have a breakthrough: the Holographic Auxiliary (HOAX) display system.

Now we can watch full-length movies, DxDutch!

Christmas Delivery Still Available!

Order from KristmasKitties.com now and select “I’m an idiot who didn’t plan ahead so please tack on shipping charges three times the amount of my order” for guaranteed Christmas delivery!

Kitty Cosmetic Surgery

“And now, we simply pull the skin back like so, and… Oh, madam! You are a goddess, a radiant vision of youth! This procedure will take years off your face!”

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Via the Itty Bitty Kitty Committee.

Oh Bomb All Ye Faithful

Deck the floor with presents dandy,
Pho-pho-pho-pho-pho, pho-pho-to-bomb!
Carolers cute and crammed with candy,
Pho-pho-pho-pho-pho, pho-pho-to-bomb!
Sing we now to fair remind us,
Pho-pho-pho, pho-pho-pho, pho-to-bomb!
Laser Kitty’s right behind us
Pho-pho-pho-pho-pho, pho-pho-to-bomb!

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It’s “Tina, not happy among the presents,” says Sonia B.

Godzilla Vs. Megakitty!

Aieeee! Megakitty has escaped from Monster Island and is rampaging through Tokyo and only Godzilla can stop her and here comes Godzilla now to put an end to this madness but now they are both rampaging and smashing buildings and this is horrible and I am so upset and terrified that I cannot even pause between sentences and have to keep talking and talking because the actor on the screen won’t stop moving his lips EEEEAAAAAUUUGGGGHHHH!


Via Likecool.com.

Who’s a Cute Little Killing Machine?

Who’s a cutesy-wootsey chompy-wompy little sharkey-warkey? It’s you! Yes it is!

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Oh, you just look darling in your little net! I could just eat you up, yes I could!

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Bonnethead Shark pups from the North Carolina Aquarium at Pine Knoll Shores, via ZooBorns.

On Your Mark, Get Set, FAIL

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Via Reddit.

Hot, Steamy Kitten-on-Penguin Action!

Oh, mah dawlin’, (slurp) ah get all misty when ah’m near you (slurp, slurp). Your hot kisses are (slurp) lahk a bray-eth of fresh aay-yah, ah dew (slurp) dee-clay-yah…

Hanh S. shares: “My kitty Darth Nori wheezes like Darth Vader (hence her name), but ever since she started making out with Petey (her penguin humidifier), she’s been breathing easy! Great for those pesky winter coughs/sneezes!”

(Hoo Boy, Am I in Trouble)

(We just had a big screwup on the factory floor, and now I gotta go into the boss’ office and explain how he’s stuck delivering eight pallets of G.I. Joes with matching heels and handbags, and 50,000 Barbies with kung-fu grip.)


Kathleen H. writes: “Please find attached a photo of our rescue puppy Pedro. He’s of the Heinz 57 variety, and was found abandoned on the highway in San Pedro in Spain, earlier this year. Now he lives in the North of England where he is very confused by the weather and lack of churros. Please feel free to post his pic. He is incredibly vain, and would love that!”

Oh Well, Two Out of Three

For some dogs, everything is a fetch toy… but one dog says “snow way.”


Via Reddit.