WHEEL! OF! BUTT-SNIFFING!

‘Round and ’round and ’round they goes, and why they do this, nobody knows.

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I’m Forever Blowing Bubbles

Oh-boh Uh-boy, thuh-bis ih-bis suh-bo muh-buch fuh-bun!

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Topsy-Turvy Lurvy Durvy

When nobody in the pet shop was looking, Ethel and Roger liked to re-enact the famous upside-down kissing scene from the first “Spider-Man” movie.

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Via Mariposa Veterinary on Flickr.

An Important Announcement to Sports Fans

During the upcoming NCAA Final Four, you may find yourself becoming overly engrossed, at the expense of everyday household chores. While dishes and laundry can wait, it is very important to walk your dog. Many dogs are forced to extreme measures during this time. Thank you.

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Best. Accessory. EVAR.

Oh sure, your car has GPS and handy power steering,
A metallic sheen of shamrock green that’s really quite endearing,
Brakes front and rears, and extra gears for when you’re feeling bolder,
But your route won’t be truly cute without a prosh pup holder.

Via Reddit.

Let There Be Cat

And God created Dog in His image, only backwards, and gave Dog dominion over the trees and hydrants. And Dog saw he was alone, and whimpered pitifully.

And thus did the Lord take a bone from Dog, even though he was still chewing it, and from it created Cat. And He spake into Dog, saying “Behold, I give thee Cat, to serve as companion and helpmate to thee.”

And Cat said “Whoa, screw that noise, pappy. I ain’t taking orders from nobody, let alone Captain Mange, here. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I gotta take a nap before bedtime.”

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Jurassic Bark

“(That’s strange. That programmer guy said he was going to steal all the dinosaur embryos and meet me by this sign! I wonder what’s keeping him?)”

Via aussiegall on Flickr.

I’m Working on a Really Big Hairball…

… can I eat some of your hair?

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A Cautionary Tale

I was young and foolish. I borrowed money from loan sharks to pay my debts…

… and when I couldn’t pay them back, they had me rubbed out.

Pygmy Octopus, via Zooborns. Photos by Mote Marine Laboratory & Aquarium.

Let The Force Flow Through You, Luke…

“Remember, a Jedog uses the Force for knowledge and defense — never for attack. But beware: scampering, yapping, kibble dancing — the Silly Side are these. Once you start down the Silly path, forever will it dominate your destiny.”

It’s Davy Jones the Corgi, via Facebook.

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