Bubble Boggle

Melvyn was a special dog, artistic and graceful. While the other dogs in the pack enjoyed roaming the neighborhood, chasing squirrels, and other typical dog activities, Melvyn stayed behind to rehearse his tribute to Sally Rand’s 1933 bubble dance.

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Tea and No Sympathy

“… and then Leroy, that’s Gloria’s uncle’s cousin’s sister’s youngest (more tea?), well, he up and announces that he’s going to Tibet instead of technical college (how many sugars, sugar?), and I swear you could’ve heard a pin drop… Oh, but listen to me rattle on, I’m not boring you, am I?”

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Cat Fish

An old proverb says: Give a cat a fish, and it will have fish for a day.

Teach a cat to fish, and it will thwack the fishing rod trying to catch another cat, which in turn will just stare at the bouncy feather thing going up and down, boingy-boingy.

And then they will both howl for fish. So just give it to them already.

It’s the Mythical Bunny Bird!

At twilight, just before Easter, when the sun is low and the bunnies are high, you may see the Mythical Bunny Bird way up in the trees, laying Easter eggs for the good girls and boys.

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Via Flickr-er Anissa Wood.

Self-actualization Course, Tape Five

To realize our life goals, it is often beneficial to simulate the desired success conditions. First, create an environment with items that resemble the desired outcome. Next, perform a concentration exercise by repeating the name of your goal.

“(Goldfish… Goldfish… Goldfish…)”

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“Meet Oliver! He’s still learning to cat,” says Redditor JMackSlug

Chipmunk Hairstyling Tips

Fellas, ladies love that “just out of bed” look. So muss up your hair just before that important date.

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Chipmunk? More like chipHUNK, right, Donna R.?

I’m On Top of the World, Ma!

“Actually, dear, you’re on top of me. And as soon as I hit the water, the training wheels come off.”

Juuuuuuuust a Bit Outside

… and so with bases loaded, bottom of the seventh, things are not looking good for rookie pitcher Felix “Popeye” MacGuyre, who just might break the league record for bases walked in this game alone…


Via Matt on Flickr.

OK, This One’s Definitely a Prince

I know I’ve steered you wrong in the past, but trust me, I’m picking up a solid prince vibe from this one. So pucker up, and we can get you a boyfriend and move out of this dump into a castle. You can thank me later.

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Someday, Charmian Z.

WHEEL! OF! BUTT-SNIFFING!

‘Round and ’round and ’round they goes, and why they do this, nobody knows.

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