TP or Not TP?

That is the question. Although “How did somebody manage to stack this much toilet paper on a cat without it going completely mental and trying to unspool every one?” would make a good follow-up question.


Via Reddit.

I’m Just Lion Here…

… waiting for you to rub mah belleh. You know you want to. And I know you know you want to. And you know I know you know (etc. etc.). So make with the rubbing already, I’m not getting any younger here!


Via Frontier.

Spoiler Alert!

Chris Pratt? He was dee-LEEE-shuss.


Via Reddit.

Duck, Duck! Goose!

Pray silence, please, and bow down before the most esteemed Sir Reginald Goosington-Drake, Grand Duck of Dukeburg, Royal Order of the Giblet, Earl of Brouhaha, Milk of Magnesia, Twelfth Marquis of the House of Pancakes, Sultan of Stouffer, Fresh Prince of Foie Gras, Clark of Kent…


“Did someone say duck?” asks Robert Payne.

Like I Ain’t Sweatin’ Enough Already

Yeah, I like being a turtle OK. Shell keeps the rain off, kinda handy. Plenty of food right there at ground level, just help yourself. And of course, y’always know the way home, heh heh — boy, I hear that one enough times. Only complaint, really, this the hot part of the year ain’t the best time to be born wearing a turtleneck sweater.


Via Virginia State Parks.

He Ain’t Heavy, He’s My Cucciolo

18700265872_b4362f573c_hRecently in Trieste, Italy, a nice man took his dog for a walk — and then did all the walking himself. We don’t know why he did that, but it was molto gentile of him.


Via Antonio Marano.

Take Another Little Pizza My Heart

O pizza, I am your slave. Though your cheesy aroma fills my senses, my search for you remains fruitless (which is fine because I don’t like fruit).


Torment me no longer, pepperoni-encrusted temptress! For you, I would journey across desolate deserts, majestic mountains, and decorative driftwood!


AT LAST! THOU ART MINE! Now to catch up with the rest of you, om nom nom…


From “Pizza in the Wild,” a photo collection from Jonpaul Douglass.


Rubik’s Qte

Well, that was easy. The whole point of this thing is to get the colors all scrambled up, right? Took me about five seconds. Honestly, I don’t see why you’re making such a fuss about it.


Via Giles Turnbull.

At Tootsie Pop Testing Labs

Researchers attempting to solve the mystery of how many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop have switched to kitties after decades of getting unreliable results from overly-clever owls.


Via Leonard Gee.

Oh Swell, Now I’ll Need to Bring Back $5,000 Worth of Cat Food

This happens every time I take a road trip. Before I leave, I run down a mental list: Front door locked, check. Key with neighbor, check. Lights off, check. Plants watered, check. And then I’ll be halfway to where I’m going before I realize: I forgot to turn off the kitten replicator!



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