Excalideer?

Listen, strange people lying in ponds distributing deer is no basis for a system of government! Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some aquatic ungulate ceremony!


Fawn rescued by boy from flood waters, via Reddit.

UPDATE: Actual story here.

I Am So Baked Right Now, Man

Mindy watched in horror as her sister Muffin plunged headlong into a bowl of batter. But the real horror was to come later…

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Via Blame it on the Voices, which is also my excuse for this caption.

You Know, Hearing Is Overrated

I mean, sure, I’ll miss the tell-tale whirring of the can opener, and I won’t catch that no-good mailman sneaking up on the front porch, but think how relaxing it’s going to be without all that pesky sound. So you can put that away, thanks.

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All Hail His Royal Strangeness…

…the Most Holy Flaminate of Baroovitania, Grand Supreme Pandemonium of Mahnahmahnah, Exalted High Wazoo of Wysiwyg, his excellency Lord Snorgulus von Hippotickler, DDS!


Via Reddit.

Meanwhile, at the Knights of the Illuminati Reception Hall…

After suffering endless renditions of “The Hokey Pokey” during the Gowen/Geter wedding reception, the young Gowen triplets attempt to start a group yawn.

We Are the All-Seeing Oracle of Squee

There is no need to speak — we know why you are here. You seek Teh Qte, the ultimate expression of cuteness in the universe. While we put our heads together on that, how’s about an offering of sunflower seeds?

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Via Reddit.

I Love This Place in the Off-Season

I mean, just look at it — discount rates, no crowds, beach chair to myself… You couldn’t pay me to come here on spring break, baby,

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Via Reddit.

Who Wants Pawcakes?

From Japan via RocketNews24 comes this step-by-step tutorial in making these cat-paw pancakes, with soy milk, chocolate syrup, and rum (yum!).

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And the best part is… they’re made from scratch! (snert-chortle-guffaw)

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I Am Lion, Hear Me Roar!

As the sun of a new day rises above the arid plains, the majestic lion surveys his majestic realm in all of its majestic majesty.


No creature is safe from the cruel snap of his mighty jaws!

Wow, They Put In a New Pool!

Jeepers, this is so much bigger than the old one! Now I’ll be able to do the dog paddle, and the backstroke, and…

(sits)

Dang.