Today the Garden, Tomorrow the World!

“My fellow caterpillars! This is our moment! Let us rise up as one and nibble our way to glorious conquest! We shall feast on the ferns, gobble the gardenias, and ravish the rhododendrons!”

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Via YJ Chua.

Head-Butting for Beginners

For the eager youngster, head-butting may appear simple, but mastery of this skill requires timing, cooperation, and awareness of basic principles of geometry…

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For example, it is important that the participants align themselves within a single two-dimensional space, lest they accidentally veer into a perpendicular “side butt.”

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It is also important to concentrate completely upon the maneuver, and not allow oneself to become distracted by other goings on.

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But with practice and teamwork, head-butting will become as easy as falling off a log (unless you happen to pick a log as your practice space).

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Via Martin Pettitt.

I Think I Lost Her

There was this giant following me, so I climbed to the top of this tree to keep an eye on her, and now I don’t see her anymore! Well, that’s a relief.

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Jen Knoedl wants to know: “Do I have something in my hair?”

Vintage Beauty

“I’m so sick and tired of everyone calling me a dog. ‘Look at that Enid,’ they all say. ‘What a dog.’ So I’m getting my hair done, then a manicure, and then — look out, world, it’s a brand new me!”

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A dog with its fur set in curlers at George Constantinides’ hairdressing salon on Hornsey Road, London, December 1968. (Photo by Paul Fievez/BIPS/Hulton Archive/Getty Images) Via Gizmodo.

Flippers of Fury!

“So! You seek to challenge kung-fu master Peng-Wan, do you? You are no match for my relentless flapping skills!

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Via David Goehring.

It’s the FTD Puppy Bouquet! (Updated)

Are you in the doghouse with your spouse? Say “I’m sorry” with the FTD Fall Puptacular arrangement, including a gorgeous arrangement of rich fall colors, coffee mug, and a puppy. Yeah, that should about do it.

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UPDATE! Bonus extra additional photo that I didn’t notice until just now!

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Via Chris on Flickr.

Hey, Are You Guys Cats, Too?

I was just saying to myself (awm nawm nawm), I wonder where all the other cats are? (crunch, munch) And here we are, just us cats! (slurp, smack) So whatcha guys doing? Cat stuff, am I right? (burp) You know I love it!

Rear Window II

In this long-awaited sequel, professional furtographer “Mutt” Muffries becomes suspicious of a neighbor Rottweiler burying an unusually large amount of bones in his backyard.

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Via La Guisla amagada.

Oh, You Shouldn’t Have

I even appreciate how you sewed my name onto them, but I’m still not wearing them.

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Via Alison Benbow.

License and Registration, Please

“Sir, I pulled you over for doing 70 yards in a 55-yard-per-hour zone. (sniff, sniff) Is that illegal catnip I smell, sir? I’m going to have to ask you to open the back of the van, sir…”

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Here is Bruno with one of my two model Zuk vans,” says Flickr-er Trevor.

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