Halp, I’m Possessed!

MOOOOOOM, my body’s been invaded by hiccups! They’re crawling all over me! Get thee behind me, vile demons! (Oh, wait, I think they are behind me.)

If Looks Could Kill…

… this look would be a catering company run by Hannibal Lecter.

… this look would be the Death Star, specially modified to launch more Death Stars.

…this look would be Miss Scarlett, in the library, with the revolver, and the lead pipe, and the wrench, and the shoulder-mounted rocket launcher, and the carton of angry hornets.

… this look would be a runaway freight train, a three-mile stampede of angry wildebeest, an army of enraged zombie clowns, the final chase scene from “The Road Warrior,” and twelve tons of flaming space debris all crashing at the same time into a nuclear waste storage facility outside of Pahrump, Nevada during an earthquake.

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Via Pets Adviser.

Get That Prickly Sensation With Every Step!

Are your feet feeling tired? Wake them up with Dr. Schowll’s Hedgie Insoles! The patented MediQuill™ technology will put a spring into your step — guaranteed!

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Via Benjamin Hollis.

Bitter Kibble Battle Trouble

There was a tense moment at the Goldie household last night, as Mary, Larry, and Shari got into a three-way stalemate over who would get to eat the last piece of kibble.

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Miele’s sweet pups, by Flicker-er Franco Vannini

This Year, Vacation in the Philippines!

Bask in exotic tropical splendor and meet friendly people. Enjoy outdoor water activities such as scuba diving, snorkeling, and… (um, we’re trying to film a travel commercial here, you’re in the shot…)

Well, Hey There, Neighbor!

This your first season at Wanaleekya Pines Campground Resort? Larry and I — that’s my husband, Larry — we come here every year, dontcha know. We just love it, ooh yah. Hope to see ya at the campfire tonight!

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Via Ark Portable Power.

We Boop Because We, Um, Something that Means “Care” but Rhymes with “Boop”

Always at the forefront of the zenith of the cutting edge of cuteness research, CuteLabs once again demonstrates its commitment to animal understanding with the development of the Bidirectional Olfactive Oscillation Pod (BOOP), engineered to precisely measure the maximum threshold of kitten nose-touching. CuteLabs: Building Safer Felines of Tomorrow… Today!

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The Adventures of Captain Sandman!

Traumatized as a youth by roving bands of coffee-swilling insomniacs, billionaire ping-pong paddle magnate Marston Winnie vows to spread sleepiness as he dons the costume and cowl of his feared alter ego: Captain Sandman!

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Via Reddit.

Tiger Lifeguard Squad!

One lucky zoogoer in Tokyo caught this tense ResQte with a happy ending: Two white tiger cubs saving a sibling who fell in a pool of water. The plucky cubs just won’t give up until they pluck their pal to safety!

Really? I’m That Cute?

I have chubby nommable toesies, you say? And soft scritchable ears? And a rubbable pudgy belleh? And a boopable nose and a peekaboo pink tongue? And I’m so overall cute that you just want to hug me and squeeze me and never let me go?

Well, that’s good to know.

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Via Reddit.

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