Jazz Paws!

After months of rigorous training with veteran choreographers, Fluffykins knew she was a lock to take first place in the International Kitten Freestyle Dance Competition.


Via Adam Rifkin on Pandawhale.

You Are Too Late, Mr. Bond…

Even now, as we chat amicably, my elite army of female ninja cyber-assassins is pouring my secret hypno-toxin formula into the world’s orange juice supply. After breakfast tomorrow, every orange juice drinker on Earth will be my helpless slave, and world domination shall be mine! Mine! MINE!


Via Stephan Kareth.

Every Video Game Wizard…

… needs a video game lizard! You get a place to rest your controller, the lizard gets a nice warm body to lie on — everybody wins!

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“The only way to play LEGO Jurassic Park is with a pet dinosaur helping,” says Redditor delkarnu.


I’m Just Taking a Break

A carefree boy, a reckless lad, my day was off and running,
But oh! the bang-up wreck I had, I never saw it coming
So now I sit and convalesce, my joyful style is hampered
But I’m kept comfy while I rest; my human keeps me pampered
So pity me not, o kindly friend, this sorry state won’t last
Sometimes when you cast fate to wind, your fate’s to wind up in a cast.


“A bad night, but you’ll be playing very soon!” says Flickr-er Julio Roman Fariñas.

The Amazing Kitten-in-a-Bottle!

Looking for a truly unique hobby idea? Anyone can build a ship in a bottle, but can you build Kitten-in-a-Bottle?™ We’ll send you everything you need: Fur, claws, pawpads, teeth, bones, and brain (not required; available in Deluxe kit only). Follow the simple instructions and — Voila! — your very own Kitten-in-a-bottle to delight and astound your friends! Order today!


Via Emergency Kittens.

You Put de Lime in de Koo-Koo Pup

In the manner of a tune you oldsters may remember, here’s a boxer having a nice time with a lime, until… CITRUS ATTACK! WHEEP! WHEEP! Here’s a tip, pup: Those things are much better con cerveza.

I Got It… I Got It… I Got It…

… um, I don’t got it.


Today in Cute History

1846 — Ignoring the skepticism and ridicule of the British Explorer’s Society, J. Burpley Whiskerton spends his entire family fortune and years of tireless searching before finally discovering the fabled Island of Giant Marshmallows.


Our cat Maja, via Vanerpaddel.

Eh, It’s Just a Theory

As she stared up at the squirrel, she realized that the time had come to reconsider many of her deeply-held beliefs on the subject of gravity…

Caprica vs Squirrel

Sender-inner Robin J. writes: “This is my mini doxie, Caprica, having a standoff with a squirrel in my backyard. The squirrel wants to get off the tree so he can scoop up all the seeds the birds drop from the feeder hanging above. Caprica is not having any of it!”

C.O. Hiking Safety Tips

Hiking in the great outdoors can be a fun and rewarding activity. However, Nature is full of scary things that will totally eat you, so follow these tips:

  1. Remain on trails at all times.
  2. Do not disturb rocks, fallen trees, or remains of crashed UFOs.
  3. If you encounter hikers with a pronounced interest in chainsaws, hockey masks, or banjo music, notify authorities.
  4. For added protection, consider bringing a very large dog.


Via Reddit.


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