I Like It! So Neeyeaaah!

Oh, you think this getup embarrasses me? Well, maybe I enjoy looking like a four-legged megaphone, y’ever think of that? I’ll bet I can bark for miles now! Cone of Shame? More like Cone of Fame, am I right?

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Via Reddit.

I Can’t Believe It’s Not Pasta!

And I was about to ask for some marinara sauce and a glass of Cabernet!

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Anttu writes: “I prepared some apples using a apple corer/peeler/slicer for the bunny (wild European hare, to be exact) that comes to my backyard every now and then for a snack. The result looks a bit like in an Italian restaurant.”

Uh-oh, the Head Bobs Want to See Me

“Now, as you may know, this organization is always seeking to identify and maximize the core competencies of every team associate. And so we’ve asked you here today to find out: Just what is it that you do around here?”

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Gracias, It Was Nothing

Juárez, Mexico — A throng of excited onlookers turns out to greet Pedro Perro, the lucky one hundred millionth pup to piddle on the Tomb of the Unknown Conquistador.


Via Reddit.

Make Way for Duck Lines

You think your commute is a grind? Try waiting for 2,000 ducks to cross the road!

If You’re Batty and You Know It…

… flap your ears!

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Atty, No!

How many times do I have to tell you not to knock over the garbage? And stop digging in that nice Mr. Kenobi’s garden! And for Pete’s sake, stop vaporizing the mailman!

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Via Daily Pics and Flicks.

If You Only Had a Heart

How I wish that you, my owner,
Would not be such a loner,
Too bored to do your part (loo-doot-dee-doodly-doot)
If you were, you’d stop gawking
And get up and take me walking
If you only had a heart

So put down the game controller
Before I get much older
Get dressed and let’s depart (loo-doot-dee-doodly-doot)
Oh, your feet you’d be shifting
And my leg I could be lifting
If you only had a heart

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It’s Milo!

Hey-Yup! Double Time!

Atten-SHUN! Now listen up, private, and listen good! When I say you’re going on a march with full pack, I mean today, not next week! So cut the dawdling and get moving! What are you, a snail or something?

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Via Reddit.

The Danger Chicks!

Coming this Fall to NBC! They may look fluffy, but these hard-boiled hens-to-be know how to lay down the law! They’ll crack the case, and maybe a few skulls — because you can’t make an omelet without breaking all the rules! Shirley Farble and Mimsy Biffington areThe Danger Chicks!

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Kaitlyn H. is clucking with pride: “These are chicks that I hatched out myself, and were photographed by me :). Feel free to take a peek and let me know what you think!”