I’m Working on a Really Big Hairball…

… can I eat some of your hair?

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A Cautionary Tale

I was young and foolish. I borrowed money from loan sharks to pay my debts…

… and when I couldn’t pay them back, they had me rubbed out.

Pygmy Octopus, via Zooborns. Photos by Mote Marine Laboratory & Aquarium.

Let The Force Flow Through You, Luke…

“Remember, a Jedog uses the Force for knowledge and defense — never for attack. But beware: scampering, yapping, kibble dancing — the Silly Side are these. Once you start down the Silly path, forever will it dominate your destiny.”

It’s Davy Jones the Corgi, via Facebook.

Have You Accepted Geoffrey Into Your Life?

“Ma’am, I’m from the Church of Toys “R” Us, and if I could just have five minutes to share with you the good news right here in the Toys “R” Us “Xmas Doorbuster” catalog…”

Rite of Sproing

The Catalonia Dance Company is proud to announce its 2014-2015 ballet season, starting with Prawn Lake, starring featured dancer Meowkhail Baryshnikat.

Fly Cat, by Flickr-er 氣質 美少年.

The Sweet Life of Chief Brody’s Cat

(Oh, man, this scam works like a dream. I just put on the shark suit, hum that “dun-dun-dun-dun” theme music, and this bozo drops the kibble and runs out of the house screaming! And the best part is, I have it all to myself… Wait, what’s that music coming from behind me?)

Via kcxd on Flickr.

The Mane Event

Is your hair an also-ran? Give it more horsepower, with new Equiene™ shampoo, for hair you’ll be proud to win, place or show.

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Via Pixdaus on Facebook.

Don’t Touch Me There

You nose I don’t like it when you do that.

Migrant Office Workers

My people are a proud people. We do not want your pity. Wherever there is work, we will go. Last week, I learn of a job collating documents for a big law firm. When I arrive, there are hundreds of us hoping to be chosen. It is a hard life. But I do not complain. As long as I have my desk and my pack mule Annabelle, I will get by.


Via BuzzFeed.

WE’RE GOING TO VEGAS!

“Mom? Dad? This is Charmaine — say hi, sweetie — she’s a dancer at Leglovers Gentlemen’s Club, she likes fine dining and walks on the beach, and… she’s my blushing bride-to-be!

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