Duck Duck Fail

This marmie’s all set for a duck dinner — until her friend gives her a goose.

Reached for comment, a representative of the Duck Hunter’s League offered the following expert analysis:

The Master of Disguise!

Do you see me in this picture? Of course you don’t. That is because I am… The Master of Disguise! Thanks to my years of study in the forbidden Ninja arts, no door is locked, no room impervious, no secret safe from… The Master of Disguise! I am but a whisper, an errant thought, a vague feeling of unease that one is not alone. Hark! Was that a gust of wind? Or was it… The Master of Disguise!

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Nice six pack, Marcos H.

Hey, Are You Blind?

I’m right here looking through the blinds, and suddenly I can’t see a thing!

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Starship Troopers 4: The Barkening

Remember: The only good bug is a barked-at bug! Would you like to know more?

PS: YouTuber Adam Cox needs a movie deal, like yesterday.

Pupillow

This is why I love having a brother. Sooooooooooo comfortabuhls.

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Martini and Rossi: Cutest. Names. EVAR, Theresa C.

It’s Ollie Orchid’s Happy TV Hothouse!

Hey-hey-hey, boys and girls, it’s time for another fun-packed flower hour filled with horticultural hijinks! And you’re in for a treat, because look who stopped by to visit!


That’s right! It’s Bud “Bonzai” Bloom, the Biennial Bunny!


Photos: Jeff (top), tinyfroglet.

Knock it Off, Thumper

This cat’s owner probably rues the day the two of them watched Bambi together, because whenever kitty wants a door opened… well, just watch.

From Hell’s Heart, I Squeak at Thee

Gentle reader, beware! The defensive shriek of the Namaqua rain frog (breviceps namaquensis), captured in this video by YouTuber Dean Boshoff, is so shrill, so piercing, that 200-pound grown men have filled their ears with cement to escape its otherworldly cry! Listen for yourself — if you dare!

I’m Sorry, I Thought This Was the Toy

Well, I’m sure whatever you brought me is very nice, and I promise I’ll play with it shortly. But now, back to the adventures of Buck Bluebox, Space Ranger!


Via Blacksmarty.

No, Krypto! NOOOOOO!

(Oh boy, oh boy, my owner is the bestest owner a dog could have! I am so proud of the way he fights crime and leaps over tall buildings in his cape and matching boots! That is why I am going to surprise him with this pretty glowing rock I dug up in the park! Boy, he will be surprised to see this, uh huh, uh huh!)

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Via Randy Robertson.