I Think This Place Is Bugged

I’ve had this feeling for days now: haunting me, gnawing at me, the shadowy dread that tells me I’m not alone. Also, rocks don’t usually have blinking red lights on them, so there’s that little detail…

A Pallas’s cat gets curious about a video camera been placed in the enclosure. Via Laughing Squid.

Invasion of the Kitty Snatchers

We were all so grateful when our Miss Whiskers came back home, and yet she seems… different. She doesn’t hog the sofa anymore, she cleans up her own hairballs, she’s not aloof like she used to be — she actually seems… interested in us.

According to Metro UK, this Cardiff cat seems to be mocking its own “missing” poster — or is it (raises eyebrow) an entirely different cat?!

Turk and Birdwell, Private Eyes!

Coming this fall to Fox! When a rough-and-tumble PI teams up with a brainy by-the-book bird, the fists and feathers fly fast and furious! These partners in crimefighting can’t believe their eyes — and neither will you!

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A birds-eye view from Redditor TomBaum.

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This little piggy went to market,
This little piggy stayed home.
This little piggy had roast beef,
This little piggy had none.

… and this little piggy went boing-boing roll-roll tumble-thud I-meant-to-do-that all the way over her big brother.

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Jurassic Blorp

As part of the recent 20th-anniversary remastered ultimate platinum fanboy-shakedown special edition of Jurassic Park, a bonus disc featured a version of the film with puppies in place of dinosaurs. A brief sampling:

Via Daily Dot.

E.T. The Extra-terrier-estrial

The heartwarming story of a boy named Elliot, who befriends a strange alien visitor from the Dog Star and must return him to his ship while evading the shadowy agents of the Animal Control Department.

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“Looked after my sisters dog this week. Emailed her a photo to show she was in good hands,” says Redditor mutemut.

Larry Gets Buffaloed

“Are you gonna let that ram over there blow his own horn like he owns the place? Who does that conch-head think he is?”

“Yeah! I dare ya to challenge that petting-zoo inmate to a head-butting contest! That’ll show him!”

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And Now, a Message from the Tongue

Hello there. While my owner is asleep, I’d like to address some misconceptions people have about us tongues. People think it’s all cute in here, but it’s hot and gooey and tastes like dog!

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So when you see him panting? That’s us trying to escape. Not for good, just for a little while — get out, dry off, get some sun. Is that too much to ask?

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From faithful reader/sender-inner Momo H.: “Hello from TAIWAN! I would like to introduce NiuNiu to the wonderful CO world, She is a 7 year old french bulldog seized during a puppymill raid by the Taiwan SPCA. From a dog who first jerked at any hoomin touch, to a dog that was confident, bootful and loved. But one thing remained constant from day one, she just can’t seem to get that tongue contained!”

 

Behold, the Fearsome Vampire Bat!

Hanging from the ceiling of its subterranean lair, eyeing the unwary spelunker with diabolical intent, the wily vampire bat patiently awaits his moment to strike. Then all at once it spreads its leathery wings and, guided by its uncanny radar, plunges toward the inviting exposed neck of its helpless victim and… begs for a dog yummy?

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“His name is Frazil. He’s a Siberian Husky. His parents are both Iditarod finishers,” says Melissa B.

 

Ya Got Me!

So we meet at last, you no-good, horse-theiving, cattle-rustling, bottom-of-the-deck-dealing, double-parking, library-book-not-returning, generally-not-very-good-thing-doing yellow-bellied sidewinding rammel-frazzitz! KABLAM!

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