Do you really expect me to believe you drove to Vegas, got drunk, and had my picture tattooed on your arm? That doesn’t even look like me! You’ve been seeing another kitty, haven’t you?
Via Sin Amigos.
Important C.O. Policy Change
March 5, 2013 By
As you know, many animals are cute from home, a practice called “telecuteing.” Effective next month, all such employees will be required to relocate to Cute Overload global headquarters in Oxyquatl, Peru.
This change will accomplish three things: Create a fertile environment for cross-team collaboration; re-contextualize the parameters of our core competency oogular flaffernappies; and mainly ensure you slackers are still working.
Employees requiring assistance with relocation may contact the HR Department for a $5 U-Haul discount voucher. Supplies are limited.
Photos from Melissa, Tracie S., Ola M., gathered during Photo Assignment day.
You’re Watching LaundryTV
March 5, 2013 By
Up next, the popular soap opera Time and Tide. Then, newsmakers get agitated by host Rinse O’Reilly in The Spin Cycle. Don’t touch that dial!
via Phil Hawksworth.
Rupert Aces the Audition
March 4, 2013 By
All right, it says here your name is Rupert, very nice to meet you. If you could turn to the left so we could get a profile, please…
No, your left; OK, never mind. Now, in this picture, you’d be playing a character with lots of pent-up anger, seething and boiling within him until he can’t take it and he explodes with rage. So start from page six and let’s see what you can do…
No, that’s kind of a happy look. Show us some anger…
Ah, let’s try something else, forget the script for a minute. You’re poor and hungry, you’ve been waiting in line for hours, and just when you get to the counter, the lady says “sorry, we ran out of soup, come back tomorrow.” Aaaaand, go.
Uhhhmmm… right.
Well, we’ve got your headshot, and we’ll let you know if anything comes up. Next…
Via Andrea Arden, dog trainer.
Try New Pom Roll-ups™!
March 4, 2013 By
The new fun way to get your daily allowance of cute, wholesome, self-rolling Pomeranian goodness!
Hey, What’cha Readin’?
March 3, 2013 By
Is it one of them mystery books, like The Notorious Nibbling Wombat? Or is it a how-to book, like Wombat Belly Rubbing for Beginners? Them’s my favorites.
Now, That’s Independence
March 2, 2013 By
Not only does this puppy walk himself, he’s also his own chew toy!
Please Don’t Leave Them in the Cold!
March 1, 2013 By
Every year, thousands of kitties are imprisoned, shivering in a cold, cruel world, with no warmth, no comfort… and no hope.
These are the Kitties Without Laundry. But you can help. Send your donations of warm socks, towels, t-shirts, whatever you can spare, to the Mom Turn Off Judge Judy and Empty The Dryer Already Foundation, PO Box 101, Outfox, ME.
Via jchaven.
The Heroic Adventures of Baxter!
February 27, 2013 By
In last week’s episode, Baxter’s young ward Stuffy the Wonder Pup was kidnapped by shadowy operatives of the Little League of Evil. Racing to the rescue, Baxter arrives just as the fiends heave Stuffy over a cliff, due to a mishearing of the phrase “throw out the first pitch.” Will Baxter be in time to foil their underhanded plans?
Via the thrilling Flickr account of Matthew Simantov!
You Spin Me ‘Round, ‘Round, Baby Right ‘Round, Like a Record, Baby
February 27, 2013 By
Request time: If we can ever get this doxie off the turntable, what shall we play? “Circles in the Sand” by Belinda Carlisle? “Dizzy Miss Lizzie” by the Beatles? “Spinning Wheel” by Blood, Sweat and Tears? Leave a suggestion in the comments below — if you get around to it (snerk).
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