Luck, Be a Lady Tonight

Can you believe this koo-koo mutt over here? I get two pair, he gets three of a kind. I get a straight, he gets a flush! This keeps up, I’m gonna have to put in another week at the Copa Room just to pay off this dirty dog! What’s his secret?

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Via Buzzfeed.

All Right, Here’s the Plan

Leroy, search all the garbage cans and collect as many banana peels as you can carry. Carl, get me a bucket with all the oil you can scavenge — canola, 10W-40, doesn’t matter. Then we spread it all out on this blind curve…


and wait.


Via Reddit.

Behold, the Mighty Husky

Gentle reader, I present to you the husky. Quick and strong. Proud descendant of the mighty Arctic wolf. Puller of sleds, she has been indispensable to the noble Inuit peoples for centuries. A breed renowned for its power, its grace, its dignity…

Or maybe not…


“I was brushing my dog and this was the face she gave me,” says Redditor lady_ninja.

Beware of Catmeleon!

It is I, Catmeleon, master of illusion. I cannot be seen, only sensed. I am but a whisper, a thought, floating like a breeze in your mind when you think you are alone, doing that nasty thing you do. “Ah,” you say as you reach down, “there are my marbles. I must have lost them.” Now you shall feel the sting… of Catmeleon!

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Redditor kittencaboodle17 says: “My boyfriend bought me a present yesterday… already almost lost it on the bathroom floor.”

Welcome To the Himalayas!

You ain’t seen nothin’ Yeti!

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That’s Odd, I Don’t Smell Anything…

(Wow, I must have a cold or something, because I am just not picking up any nectar on this flower at all. Although I am getting a faint hint of deodorant…)

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Via Reddit.

Just 28 More Flavors and You’ve Got a Baskin Robbins

Scientists at the Institute for Advanced Ice Cream Studies have announced an unusual breakthrough: a cat that gives Neapolitan milk.


This photo has Nothing to do with Arbroath.

Welcome to the C.O. Adventurers Club

In our gallery, you see portraits of our members who have brought honor upon our esteemed society. First, let us meet Horace Gowen Hogg-Wylde, the inventor of the toenail straightener, and first to cross the English Channel in a hot-air baboon;


Next, here is Sir Grimsby Pepperpopper, PhD, OMGBBQ, the biologist who proved his controversial theory that “a lake is merely an introverted mountain” by climbing to the bottom of Lake Geneva;

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And finally, we see Lord Humphrey Humphermumph-Ghlurrbl-Fleargh, the renowned achiever of a great many things, only we don’t know what they are because nobody can understand him when he talks.


Via Bored Panda, where you may see more animals with moustaches.

Help Me, Fanboys, You’re My Only Hope

With the recent announcement of a “story group” to determine what is and is not official Star Wars canon, fans fear this may be the end for lesser characters who won’t make the cut, such as Jedi mystic Augie “Ben” Doggie.

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Brandi E. writes: “This is my Standard Schnauzer (schnozzle), Rimski. We like to play Star Wars after bath time. These are not the droids you are looking for.”

See the Wacky World of Humans!

Experience Hu-MANIA!, the “fun-ucational” exhibit every otter should see! Watch real live humans in their lifelike natural habitats! Marvel at their adorable antics as they text, jog, and fight over the remote! Feeling really adventurous? Touch a human in the up-close Human Encounter area! It’s all happening at Hu-MANIA!, minutes from downtown on the 12 freeway south!

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Via Reddit.