We’re All So Proud

When Uncle Heshie was selected as the face of the park’s “Would It Kill You to Pick Up After Your Pet, Were You Raised In a Barn or What?” campaign, it was a feather in our cap, I can tell you.


“This is my pug, Minos. Hope he’s cute enough!” Affirmative, Vanessa L.

Normally, an Asterisk Means Bad News*

You know, to hide “some restrictions” that “may apply,” or a list of nasty side effects as long as your arm, or that the amazing doorbuster 75% off special is only available Monday morning between 5:45 and 5:47 in our Lima, Peru location.

* Unless it’s an asterisk made of bunnies. Then it’s all good.

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Via EarthPix on Twitter.

How Much Are Those Kitties in the Window (Melting Our Brains)?

Dog 1: Daaaw, I want to take the black one home and name it Midnight.

Dog 2: Gawrsh, I want to take the white one home and name it Snowball.

Dog 3: Hurrr, I want to take the grey one home and name it Charcoal.

Dog 4: Grrrr, I want a crowbar, and I don’t particularly care what color it is.

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Susan M. found this on the “Dog Bless You” non-profit page on Facebook.

Luck, Be a Lady Tonight

Can you believe this koo-koo mutt over here? I get two pair, he gets three of a kind. I get a straight, he gets a flush! This keeps up, I’m gonna have to put in another week at the Copa Room just to pay off this dirty dog! What’s his secret?

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Via Buzzfeed.

All Right, Here’s the Plan

Leroy, search all the garbage cans and collect as many banana peels as you can carry. Carl, get me a bucket with all the oil you can scavenge — canola, 10W-40, doesn’t matter. Then we spread it all out on this blind curve…


and wait.


Via Reddit.

Behold, the Mighty Husky

Gentle reader, I present to you the husky. Quick and strong. Proud descendant of the mighty Arctic wolf. Puller of sleds, she has been indispensable to the noble Inuit peoples for centuries. A breed renowned for its power, its grace, its dignity…

Or maybe not…


“I was brushing my dog and this was the face she gave me,” says Redditor lady_ninja.

Beware of Catmeleon!

It is I, Catmeleon, master of illusion. I cannot be seen, only sensed. I am but a whisper, a thought, floating like a breeze in your mind when you think you are alone, doing that nasty thing you do. “Ah,” you say as you reach down, “there are my marbles. I must have lost them.” Now you shall feel the sting… of Catmeleon!

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Redditor kittencaboodle17 says: “My boyfriend bought me a present yesterday… already almost lost it on the bathroom floor.”

Welcome To the Himalayas!

You ain’t seen nothin’ Yeti!

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That’s Odd, I Don’t Smell Anything…

(Wow, I must have a cold or something, because I am just not picking up any nectar on this flower at all. Although I am getting a faint hint of deodorant…)

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Via Reddit.

Just 28 More Flavors and You’ve Got a Baskin Robbins

Scientists at the Institute for Advanced Ice Cream Studies have announced an unusual breakthrough: a cat that gives Neapolitan milk.


This photo has Nothing to do with Arbroath.