Hey There, Fellow Bunnies!

Wow, it’s great to be with other bunnies, which I also am as well! So what kind of bunny things are you guys doing? Wrinkling your noses, am I right? Man, I love doing that! And hopping, don’t get me started with the hopping! Wow, I totes love you guys, I could hug each and every one of you!


Pretty as a Pitcher

Let’s say you have a pitcher. You could fill it up with water
And drink eight glasses every day, like experts say you oughter
Or mix a batch of lemonade, for outdoor entertaining
Some sangria to just see ya through evenings when it’s raining
Hey, margaritas would be nice, they’ll make you briefly giddy
But for delight all day and night, just fill it up with kitty!

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Via Reddit.

Paging Erwin Schrödinger

Imagine you place a kitty in a box, and then place that box in another box with another kitty. According to the theory of Qtetum Mechanics, there is a 46% chance that the kitties will be furiously whapping each other, a 72% chance they will be cuddling each other, a 19% chance they will be simultaneously whapping and cuddling, and a 218% chance they will just stare at you until you give them treats.


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Peekaboo Cockatoo

Peekaboo cockatoo
Plays wit’choo all day through
I would too, wouldn’t you?

New from Ikea

Add warmth and style to your living room with the FLØÖF accent rug ($39). Also available: SPÔT rug (white w/black spots), MEØW rug (black w/eyes).


“Fifth time this week I misplaced my Yorkie” says Redditor fogflip.

So You Wanna Join the Spacing Guild, Eh?

Ya got moxie, kid — I like that. Yep, start ’em early, that’s what I say. It’s a great career if you can stick it out. You’re gonna want to start hitting the spice now, of course, and enroll in space-folding lessons…


Via Reddit.

Young Master Algernon T. Farpherphaffle Contemplates His Afternoon Agenda

“(A jaunt through the forest on my favorite stallion, I wonder? Or perhaps to purloin father’s Packard for an afternoon of croquet at Mimsy’s. Or merely to retire to the library and untangle the Gordian knot of Plato. Or simply enjoy a tasty banana. A banana would be nice indeed. I like bananas. I even enjoy the word ‘banana.’ Banana. Banana. Baaaaaaah-naaaaaaaan-naaaaaaah.)”


Via Farhad Sadykov.

Good Luck Kicking Those Buckets

The management of Andme Downs racetrack have announced a rules change for the upcoming Kentucky Fried Derby. In order to assure a fair race, undefeated horse Lightning Bolt will be required to wear buckets of cement.


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Also Starring a Juggling Elvis Impersonator on a Unicycle Who Plays Spoons

Next time you’re in Vegas, check out the hottest show in town: Wowie-Zowie! now showing nightly at the Schlockadero Hotel/Casino, just off the Las Vegas Strip (via 12-mile dirt side road)! Starring Vegas’ cutest showgirls and funniest animal performers (due to budget cuts, combined into one act)!


“He wanted to be fruit salad so bad,” says Redditor _ByTeMe_.

It Looks So Easy in the Movies

“(… as we join Indiana Jones, he find himself surrounded by the savage Whitebird Tribe of the Kalahari! Deftly, our hero takes out his bullwhip, and with a mighty crack, he…  er, he… whoa, kinda hard to control this thing…)”



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