All Hail His Royal Strangeness…

…the Most Holy Flaminate of Baroovitania, Grand Supreme Pandemonium of Mahnahmahnah, Exalted High Wazoo of Wysiwyg, his excellency Lord Snorgulus von Hippotickler, DDS!


Via Reddit.

Meanwhile, at the Knights of the Illuminati Reception Hall…

After suffering endless renditions of “The Hokey Pokey” during the Gowen/Geter wedding reception, the young Gowen triplets attempt to start a group yawn.

We Are the All-Seeing Oracle of Squee

There is no need to speak — we know why you are here. You seek Teh Qte, the ultimate expression of cuteness in the universe. While we put our heads together on that, how’s about an offering of sunflower seeds?

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Via Reddit.

I Love This Place in the Off-Season

I mean, just look at it — discount rates, no crowds, beach chair to myself… You couldn’t pay me to come here on spring break, baby,

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Via Reddit.

Who Wants Pawcakes?

From Japan via RocketNews24 comes this step-by-step tutorial in making these cat-paw pancakes, with soy milk, chocolate syrup, and rum (yum!).

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And the best part is… they’re made from scratch! (snert-chortle-guffaw)

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I Am Lion, Hear Me Roar!

As the sun of a new day rises above the arid plains, the majestic lion surveys his majestic realm in all of its majestic majesty.


No creature is safe from the cruel snap of his mighty jaws!

Wow, They Put In a New Pool!

Jeepers, this is so much bigger than the old one! Now I’ll be able to do the dog paddle, and the backstroke, and…

(sits)

Dang.

I Don’t Know Where That Saying Came From, Son

They keep asking it over and over, even though you think the matter would be settled by now, but for the record: Yes, we do go in the woods.

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Via TwentyTwoWords.com.

Cuteness Up the Yin-Yang

Here we see Rule of Cuteness #46 (Sleeping in a yin-yang position is cute) in action, demonstrating that when you’re with a soft friend, there’s always enough pillow to go ’round.


Via Cute Emergency.

We’re All So Proud

When Uncle Heshie was selected as the face of the park’s “Would It Kill You to Pick Up After Your Pet, Were You Raised In a Barn or What?” campaign, it was a feather in our cap, I can tell you.


“This is my pug, Minos. Hope he’s cute enough!” Affirmative, Vanessa L.