All Capped Out

Sorry, coach — I’d like to play ball, but I need a seventh-inning stretch.

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Hmm, Interesting!

Well, I never. Really? You don’t say. That is absolutely fascinating. I did not know that. My, the things they can do these days. My, oh my. Don’t that beat all? This is most interesting, do go on.

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Posted to Imgur by Yhetti.

That’s a Wrap

Another holiday come and gone, another festive season
Again the houseful of in-laws and kids, running about for no reason
Mom burns the roast beef, Dad trips on the tree, Uncle Ed hits the egg nog hard
The electric bill rivals the national debt from the lights out on the yard
Steve home from college, lecturing all on privacy, taxes and climate
Cousin Alice brags on her weight loss last fall, just like last year, you can time it
They bicker and argue, and yet it all ends in warmth and kindness and cheer
So now all I all of you, family and friends, could someone get me out of here?

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“Here’s Twix. He puts up with a lot from the kids,” says Redditor I_Love_McRibs.

Terror of Tiny Town!

All was calm, all was bright, when… it came upon a midnight clear!

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It’s Tink, destroyer of towns, via Reddit.

Say Goodbye to “Guinea Gut”!

Too much Christmas food creating unsightly tummy bulge? Get back in shape with the Playtex 24-hour Peegirdle!

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Via Lyn Lomasi.

And it Was Then Stacey Realized She Had Forgotten a Key Lyric to “Deck the Halls”

“(Wait, is it ‘fa-la-la’ or ‘la-la-fa’? ‘La-fa-fi-fo-fum’? ‘Fa-la-fel’? ‘Fa-lav-a-flav’? I’m so embarrassed…)”

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Via Marcus Saul.

Every Birdie Was Kung-fu Fighting

“Hai-yah! So, Wing Fat, my nemesis! You think your mastery of the Tai-bo staff will protect you, but I say there can be no defense against my Dragon Lotus 1-2-3 Punch! Take that!”

Photo via Jade Craven.

It’s a Cinch, Says the Chinch

No worries, mate, it’s in the bag. The fix is in. No problemo. Fuggedaboutit. You’re good to go. Hakuna matata. Nod’s as good as a wink, eh, know what I mean, say no more?

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No, Really, It’s… Lovely

I’ve always wanted one of… whatever these things are. Thank you.

(I look like a Gregorian spaceman in this thing!)

Via Maja Dumat.

Peter Pan: The Early Years

When little Wendy was first born, Nana was apprehensive at the beginning, until someone explained to her that “nursemaid” was just an expression.

Via Reddit.

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