Listen to Your Mother

Ya know, when you’re a puppy, ya think ya know everything. Ma says “You keep making that face, it’ll freeze like that!” Feh, what does that old battleaxe know, am I right? Turns out, plenty.

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Anyway, it could be worse. They got me on a liquid diet, works kind of like a sluice where they just pour the food in. Also, my physical therapist thinks I’ll be able to move my tongue in a couple months, so I got that goin’ for me.

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Via Canine To Five.

What Gave Me Away?

I don’t understand it. I crept in all quiet-like — y’know, little cat feet and all that — found what seemed like the perfect hiding place, and yet they spotted me right away! Where did I go wrong?

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Via Peter Rowley.

Hamhenge

Even today, historians remain baffled by the giant stone ruins of Hamhenge. How were the hamster druids able to transport the enormous stone monoliths? And what of these druids? No one knows who they were, or what they were doing…

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Via Rafiadli Roebiono. (Oops, these be Guinea Peegs, not Hammies!)

Come With Me if You Want to Cuddle

Once I get my hooks in you, you’ll never want to let go — not that I’ll let you, anyway…

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“Is he asking for an high five?” wonders Frontierofficial. Looks more like a low three, but whatevs.

Today the Garden, Tomorrow the World!

“My fellow caterpillars! This is our moment! Let us rise up as one and nibble our way to glorious conquest! We shall feast on the ferns, gobble the gardenias, and ravish the rhododendrons!”

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Via YJ Chua.

Head-Butting for Beginners

For the eager youngster, head-butting may appear simple, but mastery of this skill requires timing, cooperation, and awareness of basic principles of geometry…

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For example, it is important that the participants align themselves within a single two-dimensional space, lest they accidentally veer into a perpendicular “side butt.”

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It is also important to concentrate completely upon the maneuver, and not allow oneself to become distracted by other goings on.

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But with practice and teamwork, head-butting will become as easy as falling off a log (unless you happen to pick a log as your practice space).

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Via Martin Pettitt.

I Think I Lost Her

There was this giant following me, so I climbed to the top of this tree to keep an eye on her, and now I don’t see her anymore! Well, that’s a relief.

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Jen Knoedl wants to know: “Do I have something in my hair?”

Vintage Beauty

“I’m so sick and tired of everyone calling me a dog. ‘Look at that Enid,’ they all say. ‘What a dog.’ So I’m getting my hair done, then a manicure, and then — look out, world, it’s a brand new me!”

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A dog with its fur set in curlers at George Constantinides’ hairdressing salon on Hornsey Road, London, December 1968. (Photo by Paul Fievez/BIPS/Hulton Archive/Getty Images) Via Gizmodo.

Flippers of Fury!

“So! You seek to challenge kung-fu master Peng-Wan, do you? You are no match for my relentless flapping skills!

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Via David Goehring.

It’s the FTD Puppy Bouquet! (Updated)

Are you in the doghouse with your spouse? Say “I’m sorry” with the FTD Fall Puptacular arrangement, including a gorgeous arrangement of rich fall colors, coffee mug, and a puppy. Yeah, that should about do it.

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UPDATE! Bonus extra additional photo that I didn’t notice until just now!

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Via Chris on Flickr.

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