Meanwhile, at Camp Wanaleekya’s “Salute to the First Thanksgiving” Pageant…

“Why look, Josiah Witherspoon! Our guests have brought with them a sample of the many vegetables that grow abundantly here in the New World!”

“How right you are, Sarah Miller! I believe they call it ‘corn’.”

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“My view before I tasted this sweetcorn,” notes Flickrer Twinkle Enyong.

Oh, Those Glamorous 70’s

Amid the glitter and excess of New York’s nightlife scene, no venue was more exclusive than Manhattan’s Kennel 54. Located in the alley behind Studio 54, it admitted only the top dogs, who waited expectantly behind the velvet rope.

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Via RD_Elsie.

Do You Like My Ears Up or Down?

Me, I’m kinda fifty-fifty on the matter. Could go this way or that. Six of one, half a dozen of the other. Neither fish nor fowl…

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Via Silversnow

Joy and Rapture, You’ve Returned At Last!

Second after second, minute after agonizing minute I waited, daring to hope that I would once more hear the crunch of your footsteps in the midday snow, and gaze again upon your warm face! This is the happiest moment of my life since yesterday!

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Via Reddit.

Heeere I Come to Make a Salaaaaad!

By day, mild-mannered Hugh Manatee glides unnoticed among the krill, sturgeon, and trout going about their business in Aquaburg. But whenever sea life is threatened by injustice, whenever a shrimp cries out in terror, whenever bacon and tomato feel lonely and incomplete, Hugh Manatee becomes… The Lettuce Avenger!

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Columbus Zoo photo spotted by Carly Brooke of The Featured Creature.

Got a Quarter, Mom?

C’mon, Mom, just a couple of quarters so I can ride! Three little quarters, that’s all I ask! I swear, if you let me have four quarters, I’ll never ask for another thing!

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Via Sean Loyless.

What a Boring Party

Everybody’s just standing around, nobody talking to one another, nobody talking to me… I know I can be a little prickly sometimes, but not like these guys! Sheesh!

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Well, We Were Going to the Park…

… but now it looks like we’re stuck in park instead.

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Via Reddit.

Oh, This Is My Favorite Part!

This is the part where Bethany reveals her pregnancy to Reginald moments before he leaves with his Space Marine platoon to defeat the two-headed mutant dinosaurs before they can break through the quantum time portal and eat Bethany’s parents, causing her to not exist!

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Coincidence? I Think Not!

According to this Redditor, “This cat looks exactly like the pillow her foster mom found, made by an artist who uses pictures of foster cats.” Turns out the pillow is the work of artist Sarah Clark, who offers a few more samples here.

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