Meanwhile, Near the Temple of Doom…

“I’m tellin’ ya, Lenny, I saw it with my own eyes, it was totally sick! The guy chains this other guy to a rack, then he mumbles some kinda hocus pocus magic words, and then he sticks his hand in like this…”

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Via Duniafoto Digital.

An Easter… Tree?

Getting our holiday symbology a little scrambled, are we? What’s next, carving egg-shaped pumpkins? Exchanging St. Bunnytine’s Day cards? Needless to say, I disapprove.

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Via Proflowers.com.

Our Easter Bunday Mini-Marathon continues…

Why Can’t There Be An Easter Puggy?

Why do bunnies get all the attention on Easter, huh? I’m just as cute, I have the wrinkly nose, I have the permanent look of disapproval (OK, more like bewildered concern), I look great in bunny ears, and I love to hide things in the backyard!

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Via DaPuglet, again.

Our Easter Bunday Mini-Marathon continues…

We’ve Got a “Hunch” You’ll Love ‘Em

Looking for a companion with true old world charm? Why not adopt a gargoyle? Long beloved by cathedral visitors, now these one-of-a-kind pets can live in your very own home. They love to perch on high places and look down on you for hours. Write to Adopt-a-Gargoyle, Ltd., c/o Cathédrale Notre-Dame de Paris, France.

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Andy Rinks can ring our bell anytime, Stephanie B.

Polly Wants Some Feathers

Or a blanket, maybe a space heater. What I’m sayin’ is, I’m frickin’ cold here!

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An African Gray parrot baby from Papooga.

Who Ordered the Vodka Martini? Who Ordered the Vodka Martini? Was it You? Was–it–You?

Long considered a relic of the swinging ’60s, the Playboy Club lingered into the ’90s. Some spin-off businesses were not so fortunate; Chicago’s “Who’s-a-Good-Boy Club” closed after only six months.

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Via Rikki’s Refuge.

New Species Discovered: “Caturtle”

Cuteologists are cheering the discovery of the “caturtle,” a feline/reptilian hybrid equipped with a tough outer shell and a fuzzy inner body.

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And Now, Elizabethan Reptile Theatre, with Your Host, Gaylord Smythe-Wattle

Good evening. We continue this week with The Travails of Hinky Binkydink, the ribald wanderings of a common chameleon. In tonight’s episode, our hero’s tongue becomes entangled in the wig of Lady Euphigenia Flacknell just as her husband returns home from fighting the Spanish Armada.

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Via ElectroDragon.

All Right, Kids — Big Finish!

“Right, just like we rehearsed it — Lance and Maynard, you climb on Roger’s back, then The Shellenda Sisters will crawl up and form an inverse pyramid! OK, there’s the drum roll…”

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“They’re happy spring is here too,” says Flickr-er Matthew.

Where You Want ‘Em, Lady?

Here is a photograph of attractive men holding armfuls of puppies. I’m not even going to bother writing a caption. Seriously, what would be the point? You’re not reading this. You’re looking at the puppies. Then up to the guys. Then back to the puppies. You know it, and I know it, and you know I know you know it. I could just write out a lot of random slot machine flapjack yippity-pow linoleum and you’d never even notice, would you?

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Via Pandawhale.

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