I Love This Place in the Off-Season

I mean, just look at it — discount rates, no crowds, beach chair to myself… You couldn’t pay me to come here on spring break, baby,

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Via Reddit.

Who Wants Pawcakes?

From Japan via RocketNews24 comes this step-by-step tutorial in making these cat-paw pancakes, with soy milk, chocolate syrup, and rum (yum!).

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And the best part is… they’re made from scratch! (snert-chortle-guffaw)

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I Am Lion, Hear Me Roar!

As the sun of a new day rises above the arid plains, the majestic lion surveys his majestic realm in all of its majestic majesty.


No creature is safe from the cruel snap of his mighty jaws!

Wow, They Put In a New Pool!

Jeepers, this is so much bigger than the old one! Now I’ll be able to do the dog paddle, and the backstroke, and…

(sits)

Dang.

I Don’t Know Where That Saying Came From, Son

They keep asking it over and over, even though you think the matter would be settled by now, but for the record: Yes, we do go in the woods.

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Via TwentyTwoWords.com.

Cuteness Up the Yin-Yang

Here we see Rule of Cuteness #46 (Sleeping in a yin-yang position is cute) in action, demonstrating that when you’re with a soft friend, there’s always enough pillow to go ’round.


Via Cute Emergency.

We’re All So Proud

When Uncle Heshie was selected as the face of the park’s “Would It Kill You to Pick Up After Your Pet, Were You Raised In a Barn or What?” campaign, it was a feather in our cap, I can tell you.


“This is my pug, Minos. Hope he’s cute enough!” Affirmative, Vanessa L.

Normally, an Asterisk Means Bad News*

You know, to hide “some restrictions” that “may apply,” or a list of nasty side effects as long as your arm, or that the amazing doorbuster 75% off special is only available Monday morning between 5:45 and 5:47 in our Lima, Peru location.

* Unless it’s an asterisk made of bunnies. Then it’s all good.

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Via EarthPix on Twitter.

How Much Are Those Kitties in the Window (Melting Our Brains)?

Dog 1: Daaaw, I want to take the black one home and name it Midnight.

Dog 2: Gawrsh, I want to take the white one home and name it Snowball.

Dog 3: Hurrr, I want to take the grey one home and name it Charcoal.

Dog 4: Grrrr, I want a crowbar, and I don’t particularly care what color it is.

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Susan M. found this on the “Dog Bless You” non-profit page on Facebook.

Luck, Be a Lady Tonight

Can you believe this koo-koo mutt over here? I get two pair, he gets three of a kind. I get a straight, he gets a flush! This keeps up, I’m gonna have to put in another week at the Copa Room just to pay off this dirty dog! What’s his secret?

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Via Buzzfeed.