Not That Mike The Other Mike

“You’ll Grow Into It,” They Said

You people expect me to fetch this? This thing looks big enough to fetch me!

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“My new puppy dreaming of better days,” says Redditor astagg.

Uh-oh, My Spring Fell Off

I was wondering why I wasn’t feeling so bouncy-pouncey lately. Now how the heck do I put this thing back on?

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Via Titran’s Cattery.

No, I Did Not Eat Your Hamburger

And frankly, I resent the accusing way you look at me whenever food goes missing, like “oh, she’s a dog, dogs eat hamburger, QED.” Well, dogs eat cheese too, but do you see any cheese missing? No, you don’t! And here I am standing here not eating it. Chew on that logic for a while, Socrates!

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Via club-sandwich.net.

Kick This, Buddy

WARNING! This video contains disturbing scenes of what can happen when a fierce attack dog thinks its owner is threatened. Viewers, if you have a weak stomach, we urge you not to watch this graphic display of grisly, horrific carnage!

Get the Magic-Gro Difference!

Experience mega plant growth in half the time with Magic-Gro™! We asked homeowner Eugene Saspoot of Rancho Cucuclock, CA to try Magic-Gro on his newly-planted hedges where his dog Sparky was napping. Four hours later, just look at the results!

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Via Reddit/Imgur.

I Think I’m Safe Enough, Mom

We’ve got the car seat, check… Twenty-seven air bags, check… Motion sickness pills, yep, got those… I think we’re all set for our three-block journey down to the vet.

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Via Reddit/Imgur.

Have a Nice Day at Work, Dear

“And remember, don’t be afraid to stick your neck out! It’s the only way you’ll get ahead!

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Via Reddit.

Shoulda Paid Extra for the Convertible

But still, the sunroof kind of works — I just can’t see the dashboard, no biggie.

And Now, With the Right Eye, Bottom Line?

“um… mousie, string, tuna, mousie, mousie, birdie.”

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Via Pixabay.

New from IKEA

Add a warm citrus feel to your patio with the new FRÜT outdoor furniture collection. Available in ØRNG, LÏMN, and YÜZU.

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Via Pixabay.

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