Not That Mike The Other Mike

A Cat and Mouse Game

… and for the 3,749th time, Masie Mouse beat her friend Molly Marmie in hide-and-go-seek.

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Via Reddit.

It’s My Coming Out Party!

This is my breakthrough moment! The day I come out of my shell and start hatching my own plans! So everybody show up and egg me on!

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Via U.S. Geological Survey.

Pup, Pup, and Away!

“Yes, it is I — Krypto the Superdog! Defender of justice! Biter of mailmen! Even in the bitter cold of winter, Evil never rests, and so I remain ever vigilant for… HARK! A call of distress! This looks like a job for…

“Oh, crap — I’m frozen to the railing.”

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Via Reddit, from which I also shamelessly stole my headline.

Did You Monkey Around with My Computer?

NO! No, absolutely, definitely, certainly not! That is an absolute falsehood! I deny it with the last breath in my body! No! I did not! NO, I say!

Well, OK, a bit. Your dock icons look like bananas now. But that’s all.

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Via Frontier.

Birdie Boogie

With a hip, hop, ya don’t stop the birdie
I’m bad, that’s the wordie
I dance like a toughie
Then I kiss my stuffie, yo.

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Meanwhile, at the Lost and Found Desk at Alpha Centauri Intergalactic Spaceport…

“Um, excusing of me, but have any life forms located a small metal briefcase? Slate grey, black handle, glowing a little bit and making a humming noise, with tentacles? It’s really important that I get that back.”

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“This guy is oddly cute,” notes Redditor jamieinthenorthwest.

You Like My Leeepy-Steecky?

It’s “Strawberry Shortcake” from Maybunlene! Don’t you think it complements my black mascara and eye shadow?

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“My bunny loves strawberries,” explains Redditor Tukankhamun.

But All the Same, It Was Totally Our Idea

Not to be outdone by tech giants such as Tesla, Google, and Apple, Cute Overload is proud to announce its plans to build its own self-driving car. The initial prototype consists of a cat driving a Tesla while consulting Google Maps on an iPhone.

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Via Rikki’s Refuge.

New Hope for the Easily Startled

For those suffering from Perpetual Jumpiness Syndrome (PJ’S), there is now a conditioning therapy in which the subject is surrounded by breakable objects while therapists in sheets yell “Boo!”

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Via Reddit.

Get Smart, Stay Warm

In the colder months, the Secret Society of Master Meerkats prefers to hold its private discussions under the heated Cone of Silence.

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Meerkats at the UK Zoo, via Reddit.

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