Not That Mike The Other Mike

Sliding into Home

Roger, Mallard Air niner-niner, you are cleared for landing on runway three. Be advised that runway conditions may be a little icy, over.

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Two, Tired

14836778162_ed937b4778_kFlickrer Mark Peters rolls out the story: “Last week, Poplar Spring Animal Sanctuary accepted a mother pig and her babies into the fold. PETA rescued this family from a trash-filled pen in a trailer park in North Carolina. Now they can munch on grass, sleep in a straw-filled bed, and live out their lives together with lots of space to roam in, mud pools to cool off in, and a family of more than 40 other pigs to socialize with.”

2 Kute Krew

That’s DJ Marmie on turntable, DJ OtherMarmie on other turntable, and DJ OtherOtherMarmie on the Phatbeatdownator 3000.

Catching Up With Underdog

The kids these days, they got no gratitude. Do they care that I defeated the Mechanical Monsters or destroyed the Phoney Booths? Heck, most of them have never even seen a phone booth. Anyway, I gotta go, it’s bingo night.

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Via kchill0730.

Captain Ameripup!

Yes, kids, it’s Captain Ameripup! That dashing doggie defender of decency!

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… and his loyal sidekick, Dorky!

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Hello, I’m Your Substitute Dog

Good morning, assorted trespassers and ruffians. My name is Mrs. Flapnacht, and I’ll be guarding the house today. Now, just because the regular dog is out sick, that doesn’t mean you can march in here and take things! I am every bit as vicious as she is! I’ve got massive fangs, and razor-sharp claws two inches long, and… all right, who am I kidding here, the flat-screen TV’s just down the hall, help yourself.

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Via Gerry Thomasen.

Rear Brakes Standard

When Stella gets hot after a hard day of playing, she comes to a very distinctive stop.

According to YouTuber Jody Hartman, “Stella is a perfectly healthy yellow lab, and she only does this to cool down on the grass after she’s been fetching and playing.”

Listen to Your Mother

Ya know, when you’re a puppy, ya think ya know everything. Ma says “You keep making that face, it’ll freeze like that!” Feh, what does that old battleaxe know, am I right? Turns out, plenty.

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Anyway, it could be worse. They got me on a liquid diet, works kind of like a sluice where they just pour the food in. Also, my physical therapist thinks I’ll be able to move my tongue in a couple months, so I got that goin’ for me.

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Via Canine To Five.

What Gave Me Away?

I don’t understand it. I crept in all quiet-like — y’know, little cat feet and all that — found what seemed like the perfect hiding place, and yet they spotted me right away! Where did I go wrong?

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Via Peter Rowley.

Hamhenge

Even today, historians remain baffled by the giant stone ruins of Hamhenge. How were the hamster druids able to transport the enormous stone monoliths? And what of these druids? No one knows who they were, or what they were doing…

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Via Rafiadli Roebiono. (Oops, these be Guinea Peegs, not Hammies!)

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