Not That Mike The Other Mike

The Music Goes ‘Round and ‘Round

“Wow, talk about your long-playing records! I’m getting dizzy, Miss Lizzie!”

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I Mall Tuckered Out!

Every winter solstice, shopping is a hot topic, and my feet feel like hot kohls! The carts jostle like an old navy fleet of some banana republic, pushed by old fossils tickled pink to payless and save a few penneys on staples! I’d like to hide in a foot locker, or maybe Pandora’s box, but I guess I’ll crawl into this gap and sleep like a bebe.

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“She didn’t even make it through the front door,” notes Redditor IRaiseGuideDogs.

It’s a Cute-spiracy!

For those of you wondering “Whatever happened to Merida’s three brothers from Brave?” we’re happy to report they’re still out making mischief, specializing in pic-a-nic baskets.

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Via Arend on Flickr.

Why Ducks Don’t Do Yoga

“For a start, it’s hard to contemplate your navel when you haven’t got one.”

Via Piper Gu on Flickr.

Moral: Never Mess with Mom

(Oh, this is prank going to be epic! Mom totally can’t see me, so I’ll just sneak up behind her really slow, and then when she least expects it, I’ll pinch her on the OW OW OW OW OK I’M SORRY LEGGO MY NOSE!)

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Via Maren Vollman.

The Floof of the Month Club

Looking for a unique gift idea? Enroll that special someone in the Floof of the Month Club! Every month, your loved one will get a box full of top-quality floof, in our patented self-packing carton. Order today!

All Along the Watchtower

All along the watchtower, bite marks did appear
But who or what did put them there, we’ll never know, we fear
Outside in the cold distance, a puppeh’s tummy did growl
Suppertime was approaching, and the pup began to howl

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Via Canine to Five.

Take Me to Mercy General Stuffed Animal Hospital, Driver!

… and step on it! (Oh, I just hope the doctors can repair the bite marks in my beloved Flopsy!)

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Via Reddit.

Secret Super Santa Spotter Spies Sideways

(There he is! Santa Claus, right there in person! And he’s every bit as magical as I thought he’d be — Look! He can even walk on walls!)

Via Reddit.

Hatch Your Very Own Goat!

From the people who brought you the amazing Sea-Monkeys,™ here come Goatlings,™ real baby goats that hatch in seconds! Here’s how they work:

  1. When your very own Goatling arrives, shake it to release the patented Snowflake Life Crystals.
  2. Wait ten minutes.
  3. Wait ten more minutes.
  4. Realize you got suckered into buying a snow globe.
  5. Put on shelf, feel stupid.

Posted to our Facebook page by Gretchen!

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