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That’ssss Jusssst Sssssick

Since he was never fond of his mother, Stanley Sidney Samuel Saperstein Slytherton Snake took unique inspiration from the adage “step on a crack, break your mother’s back.”

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Via Brainparking.com.

Man’s Best Fan

Shane is a folk singer for four-legged folk, and when he gives he pet pibble Doogie a private concert, it’s music to Doogie’s ears — especially when the lyrics include “cookie,” “outside,” and “pee.” See more Doogie on Facebook.

Miracles! Of! Science!

After years of development and billions in tax dollars, scientists at the US Defense Enhanced Refraction Projects Agency (DERPA) are proud to announce the creation of the Stealth Sock, which renders the wearer’s foot entirely invisible.

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Via Catasters.

Are You a Next-Level Cat? Take this Quiz

A next-level cat responds to unusual situations in novel and unexpected ways, challenging the tired paradigm of feline behavior. Let’s test your instincts with this quiz: Your human has recently introduced a new dog into your home.

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“Chloe is not impressed, she has seen all kitty’s tricks,” says Stefania B.

The Sign of the Four

“… and now that we’ve made the sign of the Pirate’s Cross, we chant five times in unison the ancient Summoning Curse: ‘E’racht Ni’bonng Yig-nagth Kabibble’.” And then, if the legends are true, the bones of Blackbeard himself will rise from this very spot. Remember, I have dibs on a femur.”

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I think I saw this movie, Arne. They’re doomed.

Captain Bat Sparrow

And now for something completely batty: Johnny Depp, as Captain Jack Sparrow, feeding a bat. The “Pirates of the Caribbean” star, on a break from filming in Australia, visited the Australian Bat Clinic to meet the premature-born flying fox he adopted last May.

Chicks Dig the Medallion

One-of-a-kind and it’s mine all mine! Whenever I put it on, I get a spring in my step and a bob in my beak, and ladies flap in from all over town just to check me out! Like I always say, you want to turn a head, show some bread!

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Via Poxe.ru.

Keep Your Kitties ‘Round!

Are you always misplacing your kitties? Keep ’em corralled with Kitty Kontainer™, the revolutionary way to keep kitties cozy and conveniently close. But wait, there’s more!

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Order now, and we’ll throw in a pair of Mini Kitty Kontainer-ettes, Jr. absolutely free!

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Via Brainparking.com.

Assassin’s Squeed

From out of the fluid streams of Time they come without warning: the dreaded Kitty Assassins. Stealth is their weapon. Silence their code. String their nemesis. Catnip their… Whoa, now I can’t stop thinking about string. Lots of string. Big balls of string, single threads of string crawling across the yard, just string everywhere, man, that would be awesome. Wait, what were we talking about?

The Amazing Rolling Woofini Triplets!

Actually, you may be surprised to learn this, but one of them’s adopted.

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