Uh, Ya Got A Plunger?

This is clogged.


When your sink doesn’t work, it’s draining, isn’t it Ant?

Marmalade And Tabby Sammy

Yummy! Please pass the catsup.


These kittens are most nomible, Emily Grace B.!

In One Ear And Down The Other

I only listen with one ear when I am being told what to do or what not to do.


Does Wynnie the Corgi have bouts of earitability, Ellen L?

Maru’s Catoupée!

Step One: Look really cute and get your coat brushed thoroughly. Remember to save the accumulated hair!


Step Two: Press and mold hair together to form a pleasing hairstyle, like this one called “The Katherine Hepburn”.


Step Three: Have some fun; include beards. Here’s our fave, “Elvis with a Chin Curtain”.


Step Four: Be like Maru and store your catoupées in boxes.

He’s Very Regal For One So Young

Look at that bearing. Notice his tiny little white ascot. See how he is carried about like a little prince?

His name is Dutch, but maybe it should be Duke.


With paws like that, he’s sure to be GIANT royalty, Chris B.

When Good Dogs Go Bad

It is a very sad thing when your sweet puppy turns into a beast. No one thinks it will happen to them, but the truth is, it can happen to anyone.

This is Tiny. He started as a charming and gregarious little Akita. Tiny loved running and playing and licking folks. Now he insists on being called Beelzepup and is getting all possessive-y. His poor owner, Paul P. is hoping it’s just a phase.


Here’s another example. Bentley was a fine little fellow who stayed right with you on walks. Now he’s running around with a bad crowd, calling the ladies the “B” word and staying up all hours of the night to lay down some “thick and phat” tracks. Amy M. has had photographer Dan document Bentley’s transformation.


Don’t let this happen to you. Watch for early warning signs and get help right away.

Best. Present. Ever!

I’ve always wanted one of these. I will love it and cuddle it call it Silverado. Thank you so much!


Excellent presentation, Happy Farm Bunnies!

The Sleep ‘n’ Splay

For the ultimate in snoozy comfort.


Don’t you wish you could rest like that, prj?

Muppet or Puppeh?

Look at those eyebrows – like they were cut from felt and the fuzzy-ness like a halo all around him. He’s just so perfect; is he manufactured?


Hector G. says Charlie is Hollywood bound!

Moms Come In All Sizes, Sexes And Species

Many thanks to all of you who have mothered somebody – whoever you are, wherever you are.


Happy Mother’s Day Nicolas H. and Gamma Squad.