You’re The Next Contestant On The Price Is Right!

Aaaaaaaaaaah! I can’t believe it! Here I come, Drew Carey!


I hope he gets Plinko, Brinke G.

Some Relationships Are Toxic

Sure, in the beginning it can seem fun. You find out all of the things you have in common – growing up in the same place, you both love swimming, stuff like that. You stay up all night having long philosophical talks about why the world is the way it is. You really enjoy hanging out together.

But then, the teeth come out and you realize there is no happy ending. Well, for one of you.


A reminder to pay attention to red flags, Jonathan!

I Like ‘Em Silent

I like the strong, pretty type, but I’d rather they not mess it up by talking.


Perhaps it is best to paws before speaking, comic book guy.

When Will The PDA End?

It’s a non-stop love fest out there; kissing right out in the open! Don’t any of you have rooms?





Pirizoe and Carrie T. you are killing me!

Raccoon Fell Down The Hole

Laura K. tells us her husband was celebrating his birthday by taking out the garbage and found this. Happy Birthday, James! May your picture forever remind you of this cute day.

Oh I Do Declare

Bless your heart, Mr. Pinniped, how you do make me giggle. May I offer you another mint julep?


Mercy, P, we may need the smelling salts!

Puppy Poll

About every fifteen minutes there is something new about the upcoming presidential election in newspapers, on TV and radio. We all have an opinion about it and I’m pretty sure I’ve heard them all.

What I really want to know is how do puppies feel about it?




Ask a stupid question, Carrie T. and Rado!

The Ice Cream Was Just Swine!

The schnozzberries taste like schnozzberries!


Carrie T. found this delectable dish.

Today On As The Squirrel Turns

Jeffrey says goodbye to Zelda.

Jeffrey: Darling, come with me. We’ll go away together and never come back. I don’t care rhat you’re pregnant with an alien’s baby. I love you. And, it’s been a whole month since you slept with my best friend and you’ve fully recovered from your paralysis after the water skiing accident. There’s nothing holding us back, my love.

Zelda: Oh Jeffrey. I’ve changed…my clothes. I can’t go away with you now, I just washed my hair. Besides, I don’t love you anymore, Jeffrey. {Music swells, DUN-DUN-DUN!}

Jeffrey: Don’t say that! We’ve been through too much and tried so hard. Look at me! With both your eyes! {Pause} Oh, I see. You don’t love me anymore. Very well. Just one last kiss and then I’ll be out of your life.

Zelda: Sure, but on the cheek, okay? {Smooch sound}

Jeffrey: Goodbye, Zelda. Goodbye forever!

Where will Jeffrey go? When will Zelda have her baby? Will her hair ever dry? Answers to these and other questions tomorrow on As The Squirrel Turns.


Pixdaus strikes again!

Closer…

closer…a little closer. That’s it. The camera loves you baby. Now, look disinterested. Yes! Now, sleepy. Perfect!


Every picture needs a kitten in it, Pixdaus.

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