Today On As The Squirrel Turns

July 12, 2012 By

Jeffrey says goodbye to Zelda.

Jeffrey: Darling, come with me. We’ll go away together and never come back. I don’t care rhat you’re pregnant with an alien’s baby. I love you. And, it’s been a whole month since you slept with my best friend and you’ve fully recovered from your paralysis after the water skiing accident. There’s nothing holding us back, my love.

Zelda: Oh Jeffrey. I’ve changed…my clothes. I can’t go away with you now, I just washed my hair. Besides, I don’t love you anymore, Jeffrey. {Music swells, DUN-DUN-DUN!}

Jeffrey: Don’t say that! We’ve been through too much and tried so hard. Look at me! With both your eyes! {Pause} Oh, I see. You don’t love me anymore. Very well. Just one last kiss and then I’ll be out of your life.

Zelda: Sure, but on the cheek, okay? {Smooch sound}

Jeffrey: Goodbye, Zelda. Goodbye forever!

Where will Jeffrey go? When will Zelda have her baby? Will her hair ever dry? Answers to these and other questions tomorrow on As The Squirrel Turns.


Pixdaus strikes again!

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Closer…

July 11, 2012 By

closer…a little closer. That’s it. The camera loves you baby. Now, look disinterested. Yes! Now, sleepy. Perfect!


Every picture needs a kitten in it, Pixdaus.

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What If This Guy Was The 5 PM News Anchor?

July 10, 2012 By

Well, hi there, everybody! I’m Totally Cute and thanks so much for joining me tonight. There is some pretty bad news out there. (Pause) But I’m not gonna tell you about it because that would be sad. So, here’s the good news:

Gladys Penington from Burlington, North Carolina found her purse! She lost it in Simon’s Pharmacy, but was returned by a fellow patron with all of her belongings in tact.

Jonathon Tabby rescued and adopted four adorable kittens in Las Vegas, Nevada. Jonathon and his new found family are very happy and extremely playful.

And Finally, Asher, the 14 year old standard poodle, learned a new trick! Proving that age has nothing to do with your ability to learn and grow.

We’ll be right back after this short nap sponsored by Worthstar, so stay tuned for more uplifting news.

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Mood Swings

July 9, 2012 By

Wikipedia says mood swings are an extreme or rapid change in mood.

Sometimes you’re up…


and sometimes you’re down.


Hold your head up, Brinke G., these pics lift our spirits!

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Let My Hammy Go!

July 9, 2012 By

I’m innocent, I tell ya! Get my lawyer. Is cuteness a crime? Come on! Please, Mr. Jailman let me outta here! If I had a metal cup, I’d bang it against these bars so hard.


Best prison guard job ever, cdrussorusso!

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When The Stork Gets The Wrong Address…

July 7, 2012 By

chaos can ensue. Like that time an elephant was delivered to a mouse – the baby was frightened of its mouse mom!

Fortunately for these rare Amur tiger cubs, Cleopatra, the Shar Pei mom, took them in like they were her own.


Cleo’s Shar Pei puppies are happy to have their new littermates, Clyopa and Plyusha.




The stork gets to keep his job (for now) and you can get the whole story and a peek at a few more photos of the blended family at SF Gate.

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So Cute You Want To PINCH!

July 6, 2012 By

Or put this tiny morsel of cuteness in your mouth. Ooooh! Or your pocket. Then you and your pocket pup can go anywhere together – restaurants, grocery stores, boring old work meetings, church, the dentist’s. Every day and every activity would be so much better if it had this puppy in it.


Pinned by Carrie T. on Pinterest.

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Rude Awakening

July 5, 2012 By

“…and then I jump over mom and I run and jump some more. The sky is all blue and there’s a rainbow and alfalfa and mom has giant teats with all the milk in the world. All is well and wonderful and…clouds begin forming and the sky darkens. I move closer to mom and suddenly she’s gone! WHERE’S MY MOM?”

[Snore, snort, wakes up] “It was all just a dream! Hi Angela. I was having a bad dream. Do you know where my mom is?”

Shetland in Sleepland sent in by Jessica and filmed by Susieponies.

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Friend Request

July 5, 2012 By

It says here, I’ve got a new friend! Oh, wait. It’s Sally. Sally is so annoying. She’ll be poking me all the time and writing all over my wall.

On the other paw, she always finds the best cute puppy sites. I should be friends with her. If it gets too bad, I can always un-friend her!


It’ll be a whole new world when puppies master technology, Carrie T.

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Pandamonium

July 5, 2012 By

It’s wild! It’s chaotic! It’s chock full of tocks!

Fave Frame™

To see these guys in person, you would have to travel to Chengdu, China. Avoid the airport and pop on over to Chengdu PAW to get your panda fix.

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