I’m cornstantly amazed by chipmonks, Attack of the Cute.
My People Call It Dinner
September 13, 2012 By
Look! A Finger Gargoyle!
September 12, 2012 By
If you have real sweaty hands, you should get a finger gargoyle to convey the moisture away from your palms. No more damp handshakes for you!
Plenty of time to get one before Halloween, saltehhh.
Some Would Call It a Bucket…
September 12, 2012 By
I call it a spa!
Oh, Attack of the Cute! What a great reminder to make time for yourself and to be so happy your tongue hangs out the side of your mouth.
If I Had Pants, I’d Totally Pull an Al Bundy
September 10, 2012 By
I really love it when no one else is home so I can take off my socks, leave ‘em where they lay and then hog up the whole couch.
Just try to relax, Pacotaco724.
Made in the Shade
September 10, 2012 By
Got my belly pressed flush on the cool ground, surveying all my stuff and enjoying the awesome sunshine from the comfort of the shade. All is well and all manner of things are well.
Bully for you BuzzFeed!
That Is a Feisty Little Devil!
September 10, 2012 By
What Are You Wearing to the Fancy Dress Party?
September 10, 2012 By
At any given moment, Lord Mumphrey is ready for a formal event.
Oh this? This is just something I threw together.
Can I wear a friend?
Fancy dress makes me weary.
Should I choose the dapper look or the Hawaiian look? What do you think?
Oh no, oh no, oh no! My nice suit is at the cleaners!
Why did no one tell me it was fancy dress?!
Way to go party animals, BuzzFeed, rrff737, hotshotjen CCattribution, Wayne Lynch, Webstagram, The Telegraph and Sven Micklishch
Professional Dog Walker; Available for Hire
September 8, 2012 By
In this modern world, you may not have the time to take your best friend out for his daily exercise. Don’t spend another minute feeling guilty about it; let me help you.
For a modest fee – whole beef bones and a “good boy” – I can take your buddy out into the fresh air and get that blood bumping. I have loads of experience walking and being a dog.
So, call today to set up a meet and greet. I’m eager to sniff your dog’s butt.
I might exercise more if I could walk with this one, Sutra.
Owl Don’t Know Which Is Which!
September 7, 2012 By
Okay, these are owls right?
This one has an owl face, but it also has 4 legs and a tail.
This one is definitely an owl. Note the beak.
Clearly this one has no wings, but look at that face…that owl shaped face!
Uh, what’s so funny?
I’m terribly confused and a little insulted, but let’s give credit where credit is due: Paul Sawer, Happy Jack, GNoodle, Sebastien Bozon, and The Cutest Paw.
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