James and Sherman in the Morning

James: I don’t know why we have to be awake, Sherman. It’s too early.


Sherman: I agree, James. You know, it might helped if there was a snack.


James: You are right again, Sherman. That totally helped.


They may be late sleepers, but they are definitely keepers, Jean S.

WHAT?

Listen, Kid, you are going to have to speak up. This glass is several inches thick. Really YELL IT THIS TIME!

Seriously? That’s what you want to know? [Sigh] Yes. I really poop in here.


Via Ask.com on Facebook

Uh, Little Help Here?

Very funny, jerks.


Via acore8604 on Reddit.

Mirror, Mirror on the Wall, Who’s the Fairest of…Dag Nabbit!

Could someone please bring me a tiny step-ladder or a thick book or something? I’m trying to talk to the Mirror, here. Sheesh.


Via Reddit

Start Making Margaritas; It’s Caturday!

Why margaritas, you ask? Why not, I say! But also because today you get to look upon this adorable little kitty called a sand cat, or in fancy pants Latin, Felis margarita.


Via KittyFlix, photo by Johanna Siegmann Photography

How Do You Relax a Swan?

Rubberneck, of course.


Via Reddit

Under Mom’s Tum!


I know it’s a re-run, but I couldn’t help it. Thank you, the innertubes.

Frisbee Now?

Adorable and imperative
Is my plaintive plea,
“Hey Buddy, won’t you get off yer tocks
And frisbee with me?”


Pic by Ultra1 via Reddit.

I’m Just a Girl Who Can’t Say No…

to squirrels.

I love them so much.

Here are some things I like to do:

Lookin’ at squirrels.


Feedin’ squirrels.


Coverin’ their tiny squirrel heads with tiny hats.


Admirin’ my haberdashery.


Enjoyin’ the squirrel’s delight.


Kelly W., we are just nuts about your submission! Pictures and full story by Maggie McGlinchy here.

Coo Coo Ca Choo

I didn’t know how cute walruses could be. No wonder Paul wanted to be one.

Check out little Mitik, who was lost and orphaned off the coast of Alaska, but rescued by a fisherman and taken in by Alaska Sealife Center.


Looks like I’m not the only one who has a new found appreciation for walruses. According to alert reporters over at Grist:

Walruses are the new “it” animal. They’re a towering masterpiece of ugly-cute — they like to snuggle and head-butt and play with a ball, and they’re covered in puppy fat, but they also look like Wilford Brimley! Plus, they have mustaches, which hipsters are still inexplicably into. Someone start an Etsy shop putting walruses on things. It’s gonna be huge.

Allie G. gets a fish for this submish.